When I Meet A Heffalump

 is a song from The Book of Pooh episode "Where the Heffalumps Roam". It is sung by Pooh and Piglet as they express their thoughts of meeting a heffalump. While the latter thinks they'll be scary, the former predicts they'll be friendly.

Lyrics
Piglet: When I meet a heffalump, He might charge, or he might jump Or simply stare with scary eyes (Pooh: Oh...) Behind, he'll take you by surprise

Pooh: Or...

He might meow and he might bleat Wear fluffy slippers on his feet And hide his eyes from Piglet's too Because he's scared of you

Piglet: Really? Pooh: Well, who's to say?

So many ways that this could go 'Til we meet a heffalump, we'll never know

Piglet: But a heffalump, Pooh!

He might have fins that bash and buck He might have horns

Pooh: Ooh, the kind that honk?

Piglet: He might snarl and snort a lot He might drool

Pooh: Or he might not

He might skip and he might dance Wear flowery shirts and checkered pants And laugh as he cries out with glee, "Won't you stay for tea?"

It might be fun

Piglet: If you say so

But 'til we meet a heffalump We'll never know

Piglet: But he might be mean

Pooh: He might be nice He'll bring us drinks

Piglet: But run out of ice

He'll burp and sneeze Serve moldy cheese And things much worse than these

Pooh: That might be true, but even so I'll be with you

Piglet: When he decides to show

Pooh: We'll either run

Piglet: Or say hello

Piglet: But when we meet a heffalump We will know