Steve the Egg

Steve the Egg is a song of Dave the Barbarian.

Lyrics
I knew an egg by the name of Steve

Layed by a moo-cow, I believe

Wore pants, suspenders and a tie

And only washed his face on the fifth of July

Steve took a nap in a frying pan and woke up next to sausages!

Steve the Egg, Steve the Egg

How do you wear pants without no legs

Steve the Egg, Steve the Egg

He woke up next to sausages!