Talk:Christopher Robin (film)/@comment-26536288-20180830031439

I noticed that there weren't any major musical numbers in this. So to resolve this, I would make Christopher, Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, and Eeyore sing the song Heffalumps and Woozles to scare Giles Winslow Jr. out of the conference room. Christopher Robin would tell the toys to break the Play Naptime rule to sing this. In fact, here's how I would make each character sing which part:

Christopher Robin: So, you want to know what Heffalumps and Woozles are, don't you, Giles? Okay. But you asked for it.

(His mighty imagination turns on)

Heffalumps and Woozles.

Heffalumps and Woozles.

Steal honey.

Beware.

Beware.

They're black!

Winnie the Pooh: They're brown!

Tigger: They're up!

Eeyore: They're down.

CR: ''They're in! They're out!''

Pigle​​​​​​​t: They're all about!!

CR: ''They're far! They're near! They're gone!''

P: They're here!

CR: ''They're quick and slick! They're insincere!''

Everyone: Beware!

Beware!

Be a very warey bear!

CR: A Heffalump or Woozle

Is very confuzzle.

A Heffalump or Woozle's very sly.

Pi: SLY!

T: SLY!

E: Sly.

CR: They come in ones and twozles.

But if they so choosles

Before your eyes, you see them multiply.

Pi: PLY!

Po: PLY!

E: Ply.

CR: They're extraordinary,

So better be warey.

Because they come in every shape and size.

Po: SIZE!

T: SIZE!

E: Size.

CR: If honey's what you covet,

You find that they love it.

Because they guzzle up the thing you prize!

''They're green! They're blue!''

Po: ''They're pink! They're white!''

CR: ''They're round! They're square!''

Pi: They're a terrible sight!

CR: They tie themselves in horrible knots!

T: They come in stripes!

CR: Or polkadots!

Everyone: Beware!

Beware!

Be a very warey vear!​​

(They repeat the main chorus, same order as mentioned earlier, but at the "Ply", Eeyore says it more thundering like an explosion like "PLY!!!!" and they sing the opening verse again, same order I mentioned, but they say each "Beware!" five times getting scarier that Winslow the Woozle runs out of the room)

Like the idea? My brother and I came up with it,