Talk:Be Our Guest/@comment-4487748-20171119161643

JERK (spoken): Monsieur Kallgren, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that I explain EXACTLY why! And now, I invite you to chillax, let me pull up a care, as America proudly presents...your pwnage

‘Cause...it’s...French ‘Cause it’s French You just like it ‘cause it’s French Where the cheeses cause diseases with their pestilential stench Go away You Francais! Take your stupid Bastille Day And your rancid ratatouille Cooked by vermin from ze seweys Mon ami Can’t you see All their films have such ennui Oh, monsieur, it makes ze human spirit wrench It’s just a buncha cryin' I like my French FRYIN' <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Stupid French! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">It’s not dense <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">It’s just French!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">KYLE: Jean Renoir! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Depardieu! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">François Truffaut! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">JERK: Sacre bleu! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">That’s just three surrender-monkeys in zat European zoo! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">KYLE: Marcel Proust! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Jean-Paul Sartre! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Claude Monet! Rene Descartes! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">All the finest wine and cheeses! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">JERK: Jerry Lewis is their Jesus <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">KYLE: Notre Dame <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">And the Louvre <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Really, what more must I prove? <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Oh, my thirst for highest culture they doth quench! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Your points are all unfair <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">So get your derriere <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Up off that bench <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Fists are clenched <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Cocteau's soul I shall avenge! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Why does art <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Freeze your heart <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">When it's French? <span avoid-selection="" class="u-noselect" style="box-sizing:border-box;user-select:none;color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;"> <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">JERK: You call him artistic <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">I just call him narcissistic <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">He cared not for what you thought or what I think <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Ah, the line is fine between the artist <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">And just an artsy-fartsy Barton Fink <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">This film is dull and heinous <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">It's too slow to entertain us! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">He cares less about the audience than himself! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Jean Cocteau's a self-indulgent asshole <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Now, with that assessment <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">I could use a nice refreshment!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">VEN: Part for me! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Part for me! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">I could play the pot of tea! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">I can do a British accent and I nearly sing on-key! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">At the start <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">You were smart <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">When you promised me a part! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Now you’ve left the kettle boiling <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">And my fury’s hot and broiling <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">It’s my turn <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">You will learn <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Line producers shan’t be spurned! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">I will not let you exclude me from this bit! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Don’t leave me suffering! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Give me a part to sing! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">KYLE: But we just did! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">JERK: We just did! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">KYLE: That was it <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">VEN: That was IT?! <span avoid-selection="" class="u-noselect" style="box-sizing:border-box;user-select:none;color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;"> <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">JERK: ‘Cause it’s French! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">‘Cause it’s French! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">They surrendered in a trench <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">They devour filthy molluscs <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">And their kids, in wine, they drench! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">They’re so chic <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">And unique <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">All those damn “c’est mani-freaks” <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">But to you pretentious hipsters <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">French words may as well be scripture!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">You...pre...fer <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Talking frogs <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">To American pig-dogs <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Or a teapot with the voice of Judi Dench! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">KYLE: That’s Angela Lansbury <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">JERK: But that don’t rhyme very <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Well with French <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Oh so French <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Freakin’ French <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">You love ze...FRENCH!!!