What's a Mother To Do?

What's a Mother To Do? is a song performed by Echidna in Hercules: The Animated Series in the episode "Hercules and the Parents Weekend".

Lyrics
I would'nt kid ya!!! It's not easy being Echidna!!!

The Mother of all Monsters

Is the toughest job to do!!!!!

{Oy!!! You have no idea!!!!}

You try to teach them wrong from right,

The "proper" way to drool!!!

You give the best years of your life ......

And hope they turn out cruel!!!

If they don't make their suppers squeal!!

By filing their fangs for every meal

It makes my black heart blue

What's a Mother to do??

They eat in such a hurry

As if torture was a task

Just write to me sometimes I'm a mother {I worry!!! }

Is that too much to ask???

From time to time they lose their heads!!

Forget to rip a town to shreds

And break all bones in two--ooooo

What's a mother to do???

Why can't they stomp...and chomp like a monster should????

Instead of ripping...... "merrily through the woods"............. {it's Embarrassing!!!!!}

They don't like "grrrring" when they're stirring up

The Greeks in a stinkpot stew--

When will they get a clue??

Oy vey!! I'm asking you!!

What's a Mother to do?!!!?????