Uh-Oa's Song

Uh-Oa's Song is a song from the former Magic Kingdom show The Enchanted Tiki Room (Under New Management), a refurbishment of Walt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Room, that ran from 1998-2011.

After the Tiki Room's New Manager, Iago mocks the Tiki God's, despite warnings from his Co-Manger Zazu and the Enchanted Tiki Room Birds and other denizens of the Tiki Room, one too many times, the room is flushed into darkness. A thunderstorm erupts and Uh-Oa The Tiki Goddess of disaster arrives. She punishes Iago and curses him for his insolence before vanishing back from which she came from.

Lyrics
(lightning strike)

Zazu What was that!?!

Tiki Idol's (chanting) Uh-Oa, Uh-Oa, Uh-Oa-Oa-Oa Uh-Oa, Uh-Oa, Uh-Oa-Oa-Oa Uh-Oa!

Tiki Room Birds Uh-Oa, The Tiki Goddess of Disaster!

(Tiki Idol's Chanting continues underneath dialogue)

Uh-Oa Who Dares Defame the Tiki Gods!

Zazu It was him!

Iago OH, Thank You Very Much Zazu!

Uh-Oa Be Careful My Fine-Feather-Friend! When You Mess With Polynesia, The Tiki Gods Will Squeeze Ya!

(sung) Ya Messing with me baby!

Flowers Ain't the thing to do!

Iago (spoken) Some of my best friends are Tiki Gods!

Uh-Oa (sung) Ya stressing me baby!

Flowers Should've listen to Zazu!

Iago (spoken) Gee! Look at the time, gotta fly!

'Uh-Oa (sung) Ya can't fly away, now you're stuck!

Iago (spoken) Help, I'm Stuck!

Uh-Oa (sung) I have cursed you for pushing your luck!

Flowers Bye-Bye!

Uh-Oa It won't help to yell, You are under my spell, Look Out! Parrot, You're A Dead Duck!

Iago AHHHHHH!

(Iago Vanishes)

Uh-Oa ALOHA! (Uh-Oa returns from whence she came, cackling maniacally)