Beauty and the Zit

Beauty and the Zit is the second half of the 7th episode of Dave the Barbarian.

Sypnosis
Candy demands Oswidge come up with a magic spell to remove a pimple from her face on the night of the Barbarian Ball, but the zit turns into a zit monster and he's bent on taking her back. However, as it turns-out the monster only wants to be her date to the dance and then the two perform a song that strongly parodies the song Beauty and The Beast. Candy and the Zit's song is called Candy And The Zit.

Trivia

 * The title of this episode is a parody/play on of Beauty and the Beast.

Quotes

 * [Candy asks for fashion advice from Fang.]
 * Fang: I don't give a rabid weasel's snout what you wear to some stupid dance.
 * Candy: You don't understand! One fashion mistake, and the other girls will rip me to shreds!
 * Fang: Cool!
 * Candy: No, I mean, really, rip me to shreds.
 * Fang: Cooooool!


 * Oswidge: I just heard I'm going to emcee the ball! And the emcee always eats first! [Licks lips.] They're gonna have those nutlogs I like!


 * Dave: I just heard I'll be working the hat check room at the ball. So many hats... It's like a... A beautiful dream.


 * [Candy screams at the sight of her zit.]
 * Dave: What is it!? A monstrous ogre!? An ogreous monster!? Tell me quick so I'll know the best way to run away!


 * Oswidge: A little magic, I'll have that hideous thing off your face faster than you can say, "get this hideous thing off my face."
 * Candy: Get this hideous thing-
 * Oswidge: Gitripozene!


 * [Uncle Oswidge turns Candy into a stack of magazines.]
 * Dave: Hey, look! It's the Pillaging Illustrated swimsuit issue!
 * Candy: Move your hand one inch closer, and you'll be pulling back a stump.


 * Candy: Uncle Oswidge, I could kiss you! If you weren't so short, and old, and ugly, and smelly.
 * Oswidge: I'm not that short.


 * Candy: Um... You wanna dance?
 * Pank: Sure. Wait... you mean with... you?


 * [The Zit kidnaps Candy.]
 * Candy: Hank! Do something!
 * Pank: [Looking at his pants.] Uh... I think I just did.


 * Dave: Okay, I'll do it. But only if I don't have to fight the monster.
 * Fang: Of course you have to fight the monster! What're you gonna do, bake him a pie!?
 * Dave: But everybody loves pie!


 * Ted: You know what I hate most about eating people?
 * Stu: When their shoes get caught in your teeth?
 * Ted: Bingo!


 * Zit: I am Sebacious D. Wisehop. But you may can call me, "Zit."
 * Candy: I'm Princess Candy.
 * Zit: I know, I used to be on your forehead.
 * Candy: Why did you grab me?
 * Zit: Because I'm a monster! An evil, bloodthirsty, uncivilized monster! Who's totally in love with you!


 * [Candy tells Dave that zit cream never works.]
 * Dave: Oh no? Well, this is New-and-Improved Zit-B-Gon!
 * Zit: [Gasps.] Not New-and-Improved Zit-B-Gon! With the miracle ingredient XV-17, zits don't stand a chance against Zit-B-Gon! Now available in regular or grape!