Talk:Kion/@comment-929837-20141003030445

Haruhi Suzumiya: Kion, I'm gonna use my vast reality-altering powers to turn you into a lion cub and teleport you to Africa!

Kion: Why?

Haruhi Suzumiya: To teach the animals of the African savanna valuable lessons!

Kion: Why do I need to do that?

Haruhi Suzimiya: Don't question my decisions! Now, while you are living there, you'll pose as the son of Simba, king of the animals in the African savanna!

Kion: But isn't Kiara supposed to be Simba's only offspring?

Haruhi Suzumiya: Stop asking so many questions!