Raven's Pie

Raven's Pie is the fourth song from Raven's Home: Remix. It represents Raven Baxter's bribing Coach Spitz to give Booker any role at all in "Spitz:The Musical.".

Lyrics
Raven: (Spoken) Hey, Coach Spitz, pie?

Spitz: Ooh, I love pie! Apple, peach, sweet potato!

Raven: I bet you do.

Raven: (Sung) Huh, keep looking at this pie, I bet you want a piece.

Oh! Give me one good reason why my baby ain't the lead!

Spitz: Okay. Yo baby can't act!

Raven: (Yelled) What?!

Spitz: He can't shoot, and he sure can't rap!

Raven: Well if you really want a slice, I'll bet you'll get past that!

Cause you ain't never had something so good, hot and fresh out of the oven! Honey, you ain't getting none!

I said hey! Testify! If you wanna piece of this pie!

I said hey! You better make it right! If you wanna piece of this pie!

You better let my baby shine! Or, you get no Key Lime!

I said hey! Testify! If you wanna piece of this pie!

Raven: (Spoken) Now, if he's not the lead, what part can he play?

Spitz: Uhh, I could give you front row seats!

Raven: (Sung) No pie!

Spitz: How about something behind the scenes?

Raven: (Gasps) *No pie!*'

Spitz: Just a little piece?

Raven: (Laughs) No pie!

Spitz: Pretty, pretty please?

Raven: No pie!

Spitz: I've got it! He could play a tree!

Raven: (Spoken) Mmm, you don't want no pie!

You ain't never had something so good, hot and fresh out of the oven! Honey, you ain't getting none!

I said hey!

(Instrumental)

Raven: Sweet potato, cherry, lemon, apple strudel! Each one is delicious, each one is delicious, but there's nothing for you though!

I said hey! Testify! If you wanna piece of this pie!

I said hey! You better make it right! If you wanna piece of this pie!

You better let my baby shine! Or, you get no Key Lime!

I said hey! Testify! If you wanna piece of this pie!

Spitz: (Spoken) I got it! He could play Ref #1!

Raven: (Spoken) Any lines?

Spitz: He's got a whistle!

Raven: (Sung) No pie!

Raven: (Spoken) How many times does he blow it?

Spitz: It's for showing, not blowing.

Raven: (Sung) No pie!

Spitz: Alright, one! O-okay, two gut-wrenching whistles!

Raven: Now you get a piece, now you get a piece, now you get a piece of this pie! (Laughs)