Talk:Gremlins/@comment-929837-20140324002929

"Gremlins...  You got-you gotta watch out for them forgeiners cuz they plant gremlins in their machinery.

It's the same gremlins that brought down our planes in the Big One. That's right! World War Two. Good old WWII. Y'know they're still shippin them over here. They put em in cars, they put em in yer tv. They put em in stereos and those little radios you stick in your ears. They even put em in watches, they have teeny gremlins for our watches!"

" So the next time your air-conditioner goes on the fritz, or your washing machine blows up, or your video recorder conks out, before you call the repairman, turn on all the lights. Check all the closets and cupboards. Look under all the beds. 'Cause you never can tell. There just might be a gremlin in your house!"