History of Rock

History of Rock was a song sung by Danny of Love Handel to and Phineas in the Phineas and Ferb "Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together" It was sung in 5 styles: First Blues, then Boogie-Woogie, Psychedelic, Funk, and ending with Metal.

Lyrics
Danny: Sit down, I'll tell you a little story...

(Blues)

Danny: When I was a boy, down in South Illinois,

I heard a man playing blues, oh, what a wonderful noise.

He had an old guitar, but not a dollar to his name,

Making music so sad, but he was happy just the same.

He gave me a wink, and said: "Son, let me share the news...

If you want a happy life, you gotta learn to sing the blues!"

(50s "Boogie-Woogie")

I asked my daddy for a guitar,

Oh, I begged and I plead,

I said I wanted to play the blues, and he just nodded his head.

Daddy said when he was my age,

"Boogie-Woogie" was the thing-

Phineas: Just take the blues, throw out your hip, and add a little swing...

Danny: Ah, music has the power, that without it, he'd a-sworn

That he'd a never met my mom and I'd a-never been born...

(Psychedelic guitar solo)

Phineas: So what's this?

Danny: This is Psychedelia; It's where the guitar solo came from.

Phineas: No, I mean what's with all the colors?

(Music suddenly stops)

Danny: I have no idea.

(Funk)

Danny: Ha!

I kept learning

All the powers my guitar had...

I made it go "walka-walka"

'Till it was so good it was bad

Phineas: Just make a face, and stomp that bass,

You can make that rhythm bump...

But this is just the blues, but in a way that makes you wanna shake your rump!

Danny: I can make you clap your hands...

(Clap, Clap)

I can make you get up and dance...

If you wanna shake your booty, my friend,

You gotta give the funk a chance....

(Metal/Rock)

Danny: Metal!

Pound your fist in the air!

Metal!

Bang your head full of hair!

It's crunchy, and it's nasty, full of bad attitude...

Phineas: Your parents will think you're crazy,

Your neighbors will think you're rude

Danny: Believe it or not, it's all the blues again;

You just add a little fuzz and turn your amp up to 10!

Music has the power to change your life,

Forever!

(Guitar solo)

Shuh!

Danny:Thank you, thank you.