Talk:Jackson Storm/@comment-26567915-20171121213449/@comment-33208273-20171226125058

Or get Ripslinger to record embarrassing footage of him singing high praises of McQueen? Like...

1. "Ah, ah, ah, where should I begin? Whenever I think of you, my heart burns like an active volcano, and my body melts into a puddle of lava. My dearest Mr. McQueen, do you know how I feel? I'd be delighted of you found out! I'm so very distressed! *bursts into tears*"

2. Storm, at a club:Oh, my sun, my hero, I have loved you so passionately, my Mr. McQueen. I might be your rival, but I'm also a lovesick race car who longs for you. Oh! My love, will you please...Ahem, let's try again.

Ripslinger, at the same club:What an annoying race car. He's gonna be in big trouble...REALLY, REALLY big trouble!