Hercules and the Bacchanal

Phil wants to go to the Brotherhood of Satyrs, Minotaurs and Other Half-Human Convention, so Hercules and Hermes volunteer to watch the island over the weekend. However, after Hermes shuts down Adonis' party via Bacchus, the god of parties, Hercules and Bacchus convince him to allow a Bacchanal on the island. The party goes well until Poseidon is woken by it, who sinks the island and won't raise it again unless he gets eye cream from Argus. Argus however wants a love arrow from Cupid, who wants some water from the Pool of Forgetfulness, where Hercules and Hermes are caught by Hades' minions Pain and Panic, who want fireproof pants. Hermes intends to call in a favor from Hephaestus, but he is a guest speaker at the same convention Phil is attending. While there, Hercules runs into Phil while Hermes finds Hephaestus, explaining what happened even as Hermes sets everything to rights. As punishment, Phil makes the two run twenty thousand laps.