Kitchen Krackpots

The Kitchen Krackpots is a jazz band comprised of anthropomorphic oversized Kraft-brand condiment packages. They served as the house band in the former Kitchen Kabaret show at Epcot.

The 5 members of this band include:
 * A Mayonaise jar, leading the group on beet and tuna can drums
 * A Barbecue Sauce bottle, playing an egg-beater like a bass
 * A Parmesan Cheese container, playing a banjo made out of a measuring cup
 * A Mutard bottle, playing a saxophone made with a drinking straw
 * A Salsa jar, playing a matchstick piano

Trivia

 * The only member of the band that actually spoke in the show was the group's leader, the Mayonaise jar. He said two lines during the show: "Alright, Krackpots. Let's get cooking!" and "Alright, gang, take it on home!".
 * In 1993, when Nestle replaced Kraft as the sponsor of The Land pavilion (where Kitchen Kabaret was located), some of the Krackpots were redesigned, presumably to reflect Nestle-brand packaging. The Mayonaise jar was changed into a Spaghetti Sauce jar, the Barbecue Sauce bottle became a Salad Dressing bottle and the Parmesan Cheese container became a Sauerkraut container.