Talk:Mickey Mouse Clubhouse/@comment-25392607-20160829210047

Since a lot of purists seem to dislike Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, this is how the final episode should have ended. There should have been a compilation of clips from every previous episode, instead of the Hot Dog dance, and then there should be a speech by Mickey going like this:

"After 10 years on the air, instead of doing the Hot Dog dance, we've decided to opt for something else. This is the final ever episode of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. We've enjoyed remembering, and I'm sure you have too. So with a final farewell smile from all of us, instead of saying 'see ya real soon', we've decided to say 'goodbye', and thank you for your support over the past 10 years. Goodbye and good luck".

The final speech would only be a small part of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse's relentlessly gruesome, dignity-free flame-out. There would follow a variation of the Hot Dog song, reimagined as a funeral march. As the credits rolled, the camera would pan to each character, then to a wide shot of them all, as the sun set, and the lights in the clubhouse slowly went out, eventually fading into absolute blackness. Then, the clubhouse slowly faded away, until it had disappeared completely, fading into the Disney logos.

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse should have not celebrated the end of the series, they should have mourned, as if to say "Since all you people who loved the old Playhouse Disney are angry at us, we've decided to shut down, but out of reluctance".