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"If you can't fly, don't mess with the Eagles!"

- Baloo "Toons don't do 'normally' things! Makes us so adorable."

- Bonkers D. Bobcat "Don't want to miss the cartoon! I hope it's the one about the big dumb duck."

- Dale "Forget it, Gosalyn, you're too young to explode."

- Darkwing Duck "Ha! I'm back! It'll take more than two treacherous transgressors to taint the track record of... Darkwiiiiing... Yak?!"

- Darkwing Duck after being transformed into a yak "Not only am I a genius, but I am very very smart too."

- Don Karnage "Why did she have to be a cheerleader?! If she was on the debate team, I would have vaporized her by now!"

- Dr. Drakken "Move it! Time is money. Or it would be if I were paying you."

- Duke Igthorn "Gleep! But I'm too young to die! And too nice! And much, much too nervous!"

- Fenton Crackshell "Platypus monsters are the only monsters to lay eggs."

- Ferb Fletcher "What's this world coming to when you'd rather watch TV than argue with your greatest enemy?"

- Flintheart Glomgold "You might've stopped me this time, Kim Possible, but Frugal Lucre will return! Muahahahaha...! If my mom bails me out."

- Frugal Lucre "Lady, I'm taking you out... and I'm not talking dinner and a movie!!"

- Genie "Phenomenal, cosmic power... Itty bitty living space."

- Genie "How many times do I have to kill you, boy!?"

- Jafar "Movies, television, video games... These days, it's hard to tell what's real and what's not."

- Hudson "I know what's best for Ron. Even if he doesn't."

- Kim Possible "$6.17? You dragged me away from my nap just to collect a dinky sum like that?"

- Launchpad McQuack "Hey, nice landing! On a scale of one to ten, I'd give it a C+!"

- Launchpad McQuack "Don't worry, brother; whatever happens I'll be right here, supporting you every step of the-- OH MY GOSH A PIG!"

- Mabel Pines "It's not nice to fire at a lady. And it's incredibly stupid to shoot at a witch!"

- Magica De Spell "They called me mad. They called me insane. They called me looney! They were right."

- Megavolt "I guess necessity is the mother of self-preservation."

- Monterey Jack "There's only one thing I like more than cheese: Nothing!"

- Monterey Jack "Come on, Ferb. If we let a little heat stop us from having the best day ever, then the morning DJs win."

- Phineas Flynn "Good thinking, Ferb. We'll put these decoys up so Candace thinks we're doing nothing. And then while Candace isn't looking, we'll do something!"

- Phineas Flynn (in Candace's imagination) "We're gonna need a blowtorch and some more peanut butter."

- Phineas Flynn "Well, the good news is in less than a minute, this humiliation will be over. At least the chasing the mouse part will be over. The part where I never let you live it down will go on and on for as long as it cracks me up!"

- Pretty Boy "I'd say this just ain't our lucky day, but usin' poor English isn't gonna solve anything!"

- Rope Girl "Why, oh why couldn't that woman have a fetish for rutabagas, or something? Anything but my dime!"

- Scrooge McDuck "You'd make a great sailor, Flintheart - on a submarine!"

- Scrooge McDuck "Waiter! There's a fly in my friend's soup! I want one too!"

- Timon "Any reason you were looking to shake hands with a beast from 20,000 craters?"

- Warp Darkmatter "That wasn't flying! That was falling with style!"

- Woody "You know, the guy's supposed to be some kind of evil genius, and best he can come up with is a ventriloquist act. What's next, evil juggling?"

- XR "How can I make Kuzco lose the race? Oh I know. First I'll turn him into a hippopotamus. Then I'll put the hippo on a diet. Then I'll invite him to dinner. And then I'll feed him and feed him and feed him until he gets so big, he can't even move. It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!"

- Yzma