Wonderful Ways to Say No



Wonderful Ways to Say No is a silly song from the 1990 TV special: Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue and it was written by Howard Ashman and Alan Menken. Various cartoon characters such as Huey, Dewey and Louie sing this song to show Michael how to say no.

Song Lyrics
Smoke: Well, you look like three fine lads. You know, I might have something here you'd like to try. Something that'd make feel real good.

Huey: (singing) There's million wild and wonderful ways to say no

Dewey: No thanks!

Huey: No way!

Baby Kermit: Better learn a few and take 'em wherever you go

Dewey: No thanks!

Louie: No sir!

Kermit: If your pal says "Let's get high"

Garfield: Here's a practical reply

Tigger: Go ahead, let's fly. Spit right in his eye and say

All: No!

Chipmunks: There's a million international ways to say no

Smurf: Those drugs are so boring.

Chipmunks: All around the world the smart guys are given gusto

Kermit: I'm in training for football.

Baby Gonzo: In Berlin, they just say "nein"

ALF: And they they tell me that﻿ works fine

All: Cause the bottom line's to show you how to say no

Garfield: Now you could say beat it, get lost, get out of my face with that stuff

ALF: But that could be tactless. You may prefer cool, like this.

Kermit: I'll catch you ninth grade, okay?

Michelangelo: I've got too much homework. It's rot.

Gonzo: I'm late for my baseball game and I'll miss my ride

Tigger: My kid sister needs me

ALF: Her hamster died

Piggy: Not a holy-ho

Winnie The Pooh: There's no time to kill

Tigger: So I'll catch you﻿ later

All: Like heck I will

Chipmunks: There's a million wild and wonderful ways to say no

Pooh: Ah-choo! Guess I'm allergic.

Garfield: And a good excuse is something you never outgrow

Piggy: It's bad for my complexion.

Kermit: When your pals say "Let's get wrecked"

Dewey: Brush up your self-respect

Michaelangelo: Go on, push, eject, protect yourself.

All: Get up and go!

Tigger: Be the first one on your block to say

ALF: "Eh, forget it, doc".

Chipmunks: 'Cause you just pulled out those wonderful ways to say no.

Piggy: Hey this is a good one!

All: There's a million zillion wonderful ways to say no.

Piggy: Step back and I'll demonstrate!

All: There's a million zillion ways to say

Piggy: HI-YAH!

All: No!