There Is No Candy In Me

There Is No Candy In Me is a rap sung by Baljeet in the end of the Phineas and Ferb episode "Picture This" with Candace, Perry, Phineas and Ferb providing rap sounds.

Lyrics
Candace: (repeats through entire song): Bu-bu-bu-bu-but...

Ferb: (beatboxing)

Phineas: (pretending to play a turn-table)

Baljeet: There is no candy in me!

There is no candy in me!

I am just a little boy,

(Phineas brings Perry over, Perry chatters)

Baljeet: There is no candy in me!

Your mother is blindfolded,

So she cannot see!

She attacked me with a bat!

There is no candy in me!

Buford: Nerd ain't no piñata!