Talk:Christopher Robin (film)/@comment-27491443-20180407142426

He's a little crossover story to get people hyped for this movie... and to give people on Deviantart ideas.

Pooh and his friends escape Foster's:

Winnie The Pooh: Guys, I miss Christopher Robin...

Tigger: But Pooh, we could have a whole new life here! A chance to make kids happy!

Pooh: That's not the point! It's not the same! We need to go! Who's gonna nail Eeyore's tail back on everytime it falls off? Who's gonna blow up a balloon for me to float up to get some hunny?

Piglet: Whoever adopts us will do that for us.

Pooh: But what if we get adopted y different people?!

Rabbit: Good point. You're right, Pooh! We have to go!

Bloo: Go?! But you guys haven't even been adopted yet!

Eeyore: Save it, slimeboy... Christopher Robin doesn't care about us anymore...

Bloo: Hey! Who you calling slimeboy, you fat grumpy donkey?

Eeyore: I'm not grumpy, I'm depressed. There's a difference.

Pooh: Guys, listen, Christopher Robin may have grown up and gotten married and had a daughter, but what if she comes here and adopts ALL of us?

Bloo: And me?! :D

Coco: Co-Co?! :D

Wilt: And me?!

Eduardo: OH OH! DON'T FORGET ME SENIOR POOH!!

Owl: Sorry, you don't count.

Non-Winnie The Pooh I.F.'s: (Groan in disappointment)

Pooh: So who's with me?

(All of Pooh's friends raise their hands)

Pooh: Then let's go bring back Christopher Robin!

(All of Pooh's friends make a break for the front door)

Cheese: (Slurp) BEAR PIG RABBIT DONKEY OWL KANGAROO ARE ESCAPING!!

Mr. Herriman: Just where do you think you're going, Master Pooh Bear?

Pooh: But Mr. Herriman, there's been a mistake, we have to go!

Mr. Herriman: Go?! Good Heavens, you've said that 20 years ago! That blasted Christopher Robin Milne has dropped you lot off here since 1956 after his father died!

Piglet: But we're serious! We need to go!

Kanga: Look, Cottontail, either you let us through, or face the wrath of a momma kangaroo!

Mr. Herriman: It's momma BEAR, Master Kanga.

Kanga: Whatever, either let us go or get kicked!

Mr Herriman: I told you lot since 1956, NO, NO, NO, BUTTF**K!!

Kanga: You asked for it. (Kicks Mr. Herriman to the ground) Guys, let's go! Run!

Pooh: Thanks Kanga!

(Everyone starts fleeing Foster's)