Talk:The Backson Song/@comment-31884362-20170528020658

Simpsons version:

Marge: You know what is this giant creature?

Lisa: The Backson, Mom!

Marge: You're right! And I'll tell you what Backsons do! They sneak into your library And scribble in all your books

The Simpsons: The Backson, the Backson. We don't like the Backson!

Marge: When decorating your Christmas tree, They tangle up all the hooks!

The Simpsons: The Backson, the Backson. We're afraid of the Backson.

Marge: They spoil the milk, They stop all the clocks; They use their horns To put hole in your socks

The Simpsons: The Backson's The one who's been Putting holes In our socks!

Lisa: But Mom, how do we catch a Backson?

Marge: Good question, Lisa. We'll find things Backsons are partial to.

Lisa: Like books?

Bart: And dishes?

Babs: And socks?

Blossom: And toys?

Marge: Yes, everything that a Backson destroys; Then we'll dig an enormous pit And make the items lead to it; He'll fall in and the day is saved! And this horrible nightmare will come to an end! The Backson!

The Simpsons: The Backson!

Marge: The Backson!

The Simpsons: The Backson!

Marge: Go home and search your closets, bring everything that you can

The Simpsons: The Backson! The Backson! We're gonna catch the Backson!

Marge: We'll save the day by following Rabbit's plan

The Simpsons: The Backson! The Backson! We're gonna catch the Backson! We must be brave and have no fear

Marge: So to the death, we'll persevere

The Simpsons: We'll search by the sun and the light and the moon, And if everything goes well, we'll be back soon!