Gimme a Grade

Give Me a Grade is a song by performed by The Baljeatles in the episode of the same name, expressing Baljeet's anger that the summer class he has been participating in does not issue grades.

Lyrics
Baljeet speaking : Pardon me! I want to try something!

(now singing)Oh yeah! I have got something to say! I have been burned by vague lesson plans and a free-floating curriculum!

I like my rules, baby, etched in stone, 'cause you know I am going to stick to them!

Baljeet and Phineas: Can I get a syllabus, a little discipline? Judge me on a scale from A to F!

You wasted all my time learning how to rhyme, then left me hangin' from a treble clef!

Baljeet: Somebody give me a grade!

Phineas and Ferb: (Somebody give me a grade, somebody give me a grade!)

Baljeet: I need the man keeping me down!

Somebody give me a grade!

Phineas and Ferb: (Somebody give me a grade, somebody give me a grade!)

Baljeet: Is there a red pen in this town?

Somebody give me a grade!

Phineas and Ferb: (Somebody give me a grade, somebody give me a grade!)

Baljeet: I already said it, I need that extra credit today!

Phineas and Ferb: (Somebody give me a grade, somebody give me a grade!)

Baljeet: And make it an A!

Baljeet: Oh, I am so upset!

I am stone cold, honor roll,

I won't be told how to vent!

Phineas, Ferb and Baljeet: I won't cry or sigh, I'm here to testify,

Up with the establishment!

Baljeet: My parents understand me, for conformity inside of me which I can help the system out!

I ain't gonna waste my summer taking beatings from my drummer,

Put a mic in front of me and I'll shout!

Give me a grade!

Phineas and Ferb: (Somebody give me a grade, somebody give me a grade!)

Baljeet: You know I'm gonna wreck the curve!

Somebody give me a grade!

Phineas and Ferb: (Somebody give me a grade, somebody give me a grade!)

Baljeet: The only letter I deserve!

Somebody give me a grade!

Phineas and Ferb: (Somebody give me a grade, somebody give me a grade!)

Baljeet: This isn't a request, I demand there be a test today!

Phineas and Ferb: (Somebody give me a grade, somebody give me a grade!)

Baljeet: Give me a grade!

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: (while attatched to the Bum-Bum-inator) Curse you, Perry the — wait, is that the Baljeatles?