The Unbirthday Song

Lyrics
MARCH HARE: A very merry unbirthday to me

MAD HATTER: To who?

MARCH HARE: To me

MAD HATTER: Oh you!

MARCH HARE: A very merry unbirthday to you

MAD HATTER: Who me?

MARCH HARE: Yes, you!

MAD HATTER: Oh, me!

MARCH HARE: Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea A very merry unbirthday to you!

MAD HATTER: Now, statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday

MARCH HARE: Imagine, just one birthday every year

MAD HATTER: Ah, but there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays!

MARCH HARE: Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer

BOTH: A very merry unbirthday to you, to you

ALICE: To me?

MAD HATTER: To you!

BOTH: A very merry unbirthday

ALICE: For me?

MARCH HARE: For you!

MAD HATTER: Now blow the candle out my dear And make your wish come true

BOTH: A merry merry unbirthday to you!