The Green Thing

" is a song from The Book of Pooh episode "Night of the Brussels Sprout". It is sung by Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit and Eeyore as they find the mysterious "green thing" in Rabbit's garden and wonder what it is.

Lyrics
Tigger: What is that?

Piglet: What is it?

Eeyore: What --

Rabbit: What --

Pooh: What is it?

Eeyore: What is it?

Piglet: What is it?

Eeyore: What --

Pooh: What --

Piglet, Eeyore: What is it?

Pooh, Piglet, Rabbit, Eeyore: What is it? What is that? What, what, what is it? What is it? What is it?

Tigger: I know!

It's a green thing from outer space It's got no eyes, no ears, no face

Piglet: Is it friendly, it might be mean

All: And all we know for sure is that it's green

Pooh: But maybe it's just a bear from Mars With gifts of martian honey jars

Rabbit: Eh, perhaps they would like to stay for tea

Eeyore: I bet my tail would move like me

All: What is it? What is it? What, what, what is it? What is it? What is it?

Tigger: I know!

It's a green thing from outer space It's got no eyes, no ears, no face

Pooh: Does it have a brain

Tigger: And an evil scheme

All: Well, all we know for sure is that it's green

Rabbit: Perhaps it's a flying cleaning machine

Piglet: To give the whole forest a sparkling sheen

Tigger: Or maybe it's waitin' and ready to pounce To catch me-a still, the way I bounce

All: What is it? What is it? What, what, what is it? What is it? What is it?

Tigger: I know!

Rabbit: Oh, boy...

All: It's a green thing from outer space It's got no eyes, no ears, no face

Pooh: Does it have a name

Piglet: Like Josephine

Rabbit: Or Fred?

All: Well, all we know for sure is that it's green

Pooh: That's true.

Eeyore: Well, all we know for sure is that it's green

All: Green thing