Women and Sandwiches

Women and Sandwiches is the thirteenth song of the musical, Freaky Friday, which it is performed by Adam and Fletcher.

Lyrics
Adam: Women and sandwiches They always surprise They're more complicated Than burgers or fries Or guys

Women and sandwiches Some are cold and some hot But take what they offer And you will learn a lot

You're doubtful and dreadful They've burnt you before But trust me my brother You'll line up for more

For they may be crusty Or salty, or sour But women and sandwiches Always have the power

And sometimes there's a sandwich With the taste that disagrees That maybe makes you angry Gives you agita, the quease

But go with it at least a while And soon it's not so strange With time and understanding Taste can change

Women and sandwiches Like chocolates and wine Sometimes the strange ones Are just the most fine

You look at the outside The face or the bread You don't know what's there In that roll or that head

But odds are you'll like what's inside For you all Women and sandwiches I so love them all

And sometimes there's a sandwich That you looked at just one way Then it suddenly surprised you Say a lot, and saved today

And then asked you to do something That you thought was just a cheat The explanation wasn't so complete But still in all it's just a simple feat So maybe you should help her cause she's sweet And her brother's pretty neat

Fletcher: (spoken) So, you dropped the metaphor And you're just talking about a woman At this point That's what's going on here, right?

Adam: (spoken) You got me (sung) Well, long may their heavenly mysteries live! And all of the joys and the sorrows they give!

Wherever we weirdos We wishing men roam Women and sandwiches

Fletcher: Women and sandwiches

Both: Women and sandwiches

Adam: Will always bring us home

(spoken) Should we get out of here before the cops come?