The Ballad of Klimpaloon

The Ballad of Klimpaloon is a song from the "Phineas and Ferb Summer Belongs to You!" sountrack.

Lyrics
Oh, oh, oh

He stands in winter, he's striped and frozen

He is completely out of style

He got no hands, he got no feet

All mouth and teeth, but he don't smile

He's the magical old-timey bathing suit

That lives in the Himalayas

They call him Klimpaloon (Klimpaloon)

All the sherpas think that he's just a fool

Are you on a quest for a swimming pool?

Tell me, Klimpaloon (Klimpaloon)

Lives in the mountains (oh), the frozen mountains (oh)

Unlived, unfriendly, and unmapped

He's so short-sleevey (oh), more knit than weavy (oh)

His lips are really, really chapped

He's made out of wool, he's itchy to wear

He's got broad stripes and savoir-faire

He's out of place almost everywhere

Since 1883

He's a costume out of time

Both ridiculous and sublime

Seems innocuous, but I'm

Afraid he's scarin' me

He's the magical old-timey bathing suit

That lives in the Himalayas

They call him Klimpaloon (Klimpaloon)

If you're between Tibet and Nepal

And you're quiet, you can hear the call

Of Klimpaloon: (Klimpaloon)

Nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang!

He stands in winter!

Note

 * This is the third song to start with the words The Ballad of..., following Ballad of the Black Knight and The Ballad of Badbeard.