Meat Ditties

Meat Ditties is a song that was sung by Hamm & Eggz in the former Kitchen Kabaret show at Epcot.

As the duo sung their song and told their carnivorous fables, a slide show was projected near the kitchen window in the center of the stage.

Lyrics
As members of the meat group, we would like to sing this song And cook you up some ditties as we're singing right along At meals our act is very keen We're chock full of protein The meat group can help you keep strong

Hamm: Now, we'll really beef up this act.

Eggz: A -speaking of meat, let's tell them what happened down at the chicken coop, eh?

A hungry fox boldly walked in through a hen house door Too bad for him, he met a hen, who stood at six foot four He won't forget the lickin' He got from that big chicken Now he gets his poultry from the store

Hamm: By the way, Mr. Eggz...

Eggz: Yeah?

Hamm: Why was Chicken Little so upset the other day?

Eggz: Well, his mother fell asleep in a hottub and his brother was born hard-boiled!

Hamm: One more joke like that and we'll get the hook.

Eggz: ''Hook! Say, that reminds me. What about the fish story?''

A school of fish grew tired of a bragging big mouth bass "Why get straight A's?", he used to say and so he would cut class Oh, he should've stayed in school A worm made him a fool Now, there's a test he did not pass

Hamm: Hmm, Mr. Eggz, whatever happened to that tuna you used to work for?

Eggz: ''Oh, sad story. She got caught being fresh and was canned.''

Hamm: You know, Mr. Eggz, you're the first egg I've ever seen lay an egg.

Eggz: Oh yeah?

Hamm: Let's finish up before you get us in real trouble.

Eggz: Yes sir!

At meals our act is very keen We're chock full of high protein The meat group can help you keep strong