Everything Must Go

"Everything Must Go" is a song from the Johnny and the Sprites episode "The Sprites Save Grotto's Grove." It is performed by John Tartaglia as Johnny, Tim Lagasse as Basil, Leslie Carrara as Ginger, Carmen Osbahr as Lily, Heather Asch as Root and Ann Harada as Yolanda Ivanna Wanna, an obnoxious real-estate developer. The song is about Yolanda's plans to build a luxury hotel and mall complex in Grotto's Grove and the other characters' reaction to this plan.

Lyrics
Yolanda

Well, what a pile of weeds

Johnny

Pile of weeds?

Yolanda

What an awful bore

Johnny

A awful bore?

Yolanda

But it won't be hard To turn this yard Into something more

Johnny

Something more?

Yolanda

I see glass and steel

Johnny

Glass and steel?

Yolanda

Thirty stories tall

Johnny

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Yolanda

Yes, I can smell a swell hotel With a shopping mall

Sprites

A shopping what?!

Yolanda

Think new, think big But first we gotta dig It's all got to go Bro, look out below Everything must go, must go

These we move, but these we mow Everything must go, go, go Hey bro, this much is so Take ideas and make 'em grow Say what you want Just don't say no Everything must go, go, go

What is this, a tree?

Johnny

Yes, that's a tree.

Yolanda

This, we do not want.

Johnny

Do not want?

Yolanda

Chop it down tonight Because it's standing right in my restaurant

Sprites

What restaurant?!

Yolanda

Wanna learn how to swim?

Johnny

Learn to swim?

Yolanda

Everybody does

Johnny

Well, I...

Yolanda

You'll be keeping cool In the indoor pool Where your garden was

Johnny

It was?

Yolanda

Yeah! Think smooth, think glass But first we lose the grass It's all got to go, bro

Johnny

Whoa!

Yolanda (Sprites)

Look out below Everything must go, must go, must go (Whoa, whoa whoa, whoa!)

Yolanda

Petting zoo and a magic show Everything must

Yolanda and Sprites

Go, go, go

Yolanda

OK, bro, take it slow

Johnny

Oh, no

Yolanda (Sprites)

Trust me and just go with the flow Here's how you make your future grow (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa!)

Yolanda and Sprites

Everything must go, go, go

Johnny

Tree?

Yolanda

Chop it

Johnny

Shrub?

Yolanda

Shave it

Johnny

Bush?

Yolanda

Drop it

Johnny

Grass?

Yolanda

Pave it

Johnny

Vine?

Yolanda

Clip it

Johnny

Rose?

Yolanda

Snip it

Johnny

Fern?

Yolanda

Rip it

Johnny

Yolanda!

Yolanda

Zip it! It's all got to go, bro

Johnny

Oh, no

Yolanda

Look out below

Yolanda (Sprites)

Everything must go, must go, must go (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)

Yolanda

One time offer Don't be slow

Yolanda and Sprites

Everything must go, go, go

Yolanda and Sprites

Hey, bro

Yolanda

Don't ya' know

Sprites

Oh, no

Yolanda (Sprites)

Everyone's gonna shout, "bravo!" (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa!) "Trees, goodbye; hotel, hello!" Hope I'm not steppin' on your toe

Sprites

Whoa, whoa

Yolanda

Winds of change are about to blow

Sprites

Whoa, whoa

Yolanda

If you wanna make your future grow Everything must go

All

Go, go go Everything must go, go, go Everything must go, go, go

Yolanda

Everything must go, go, go!