Charmed Life

Sung by Heinz Doofenshmirtz in an alternate future. ("Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo")

Lyrics
Doofenshmirtz: It's been a charmed life,

Got all I ever wanted,

And I'm not too shy to flaunt it, you see.

It's been a sweet ride,

Everyone is genuflectin'

And erecting giant statues of me.

It's like a great lunch with all you can eat,

And I can leave my wallet at home.

And everyone pays for me,

Because it's compulsory,

Or into the stockade they're thrown.

Still, I'm a nice guy.

How many emperors would always remember your name?

How ya doing, Joe?

I must admit, I

May take quite a lot,

But I'll always give you plenty of blame.

It's been a sweet ride.

Life's a bowl of cherries, and nobody's merrier than me.

Because, everyone else is a proletariat,

And baby I'm the bourgeoisie.

Look it up, Joe!

Baby, I'm the bourgeoisie!

Oh, yeah!