Keep 'em Guessing

Keep 'em guessing  is a song sung Mushu/Eddie Murphy in the Disney Animated Film: Mulan. The song was recorded and inteded to be part of the film but never added to the movie. The creators were very fond of the song and wanted it to be Mushu's intro to Mulan. Since Mushu was a big character they decided the movie needed a song that said something about who he was. Ultimately since Eddie Murphy was such a good actor, the creators were sure he could sell the audience on who he was in just a few words and the song was scrapped.

Lyrics
Mushu: [Singing]

You're heading for disaster,

but I'm your one best chance.

Though "miss", you are miss-cast

I will show you, how to show,

who wheres the pants.

I'm smoother than ginseng.

I'll teach you attitude.

In an act so convincing,

they'll think you're a dude.

You're an odd one, "mademoiselle",

and you're story doesnt gel,

but if they "don't ask, don't tell."

Keep 'em guessing!

Let me lead you to the fun of

camouflaging what you're one of

because their busniess, it is none of.

Keep 'em guessing!

Mushu: [Speaking]

"So how we doing?

We're a team right?

Like Yin and Yang?

Ping and Pong?

Beef and Broccoli!?!"

Mulan: [Speaking]

"...I don't know,

I probably won't make it into camp,

let alone the battle field."

Mushu: [Singing]

You thin that you don't need me,

but "doll", you're in a jam.

I'll train you to mislead,

to walk the walk,

we'll both pull of the stand.

I'm ready to coach you.

Let's start with you're physique.

Before I'm through,

they'll vote you He-Man of the week.

Take it from the one who's wise!

Pull the silk over their eyes,

With some little of white lies.

Keep 'em guessing!

Honey, listen to old Mushu,

like a cricket they would 'squoosh' you

Shut your mouth, men they boost you.

Keep 'em guessing!

We'll if the girl you are, does not show

then you won't set off the alarms.

If I can make you mucho-macho,

who's to know that you're a "babe,"

In arms!

Though I'm not the type to brag,

this charade is in the bag,

and reality is a drag.

Keep 'em guessing!

"Sweetcakes", never say surrender,

I can make you a contender.

Get your groove this Gender Bender

Keep em' guessing!

When the truth is too depressing,

when it's with your minor lesson,

Read my lips and head my lesson!

Keep em' guessing!