Kinderlumper

Der Kinderlumper is a song from the episode of the same name sung by Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Originally sung by his mother to him, it tells the Drusselsteinian fairy tale of the ferocious Kinderlumper, who takes misbehaving children and puts them in his gundersack. A version presenting the Kinderlumper as a positive figure is partially sung by Roger later in the episode; this version was also taught by their mother.

Lyrics

 * Dr. Doofenshmirtz: The Kinderlumper's probably gonna get ya
 * 'Cause you've only ever been an awful kid
 * Pretty soon he's gonna come and catch ya
 * Then everyone will know just what you did
 * Because...
 * If you make some bubbles in the bathtub
 * If you've got saliva in your mouth
 * If you ever feel the need to blink your eyeballs
 * If he finds you breathing in and out
 * The Kinderlumper's gonna get ya
 * The Kinderlumper's gonna get ya
 * If you ever drink a glass of water
 * If you turn your head just slightly to the right
 * If you ever feel the need to use the bathroom
 * Then the Kinderlumper's gonna strike tonight!
 * The Kinderlumper's gonna get ya
 * The Kinderlumper's gonna get ya!
 * The Kinderlumper's gonna get ya
 * The Kinderlumper's gonna get ya!
 * He's gonna get you good!
 * The Kinderlumper's gonna get ya!

Roger's version
Roger: The Kinderlumper's always going to love you And bring you lots of presents while you sleep...