Human Stuff

Human Stuff is a song from the stage musical The Little Mermaid. It is sung by  and the chorus of seagulls.

Lyrics
ARIEL: A dinglehopper?

SCUTTLE: Oh these babies are fantabulous. Absolutely indispensary. When it comes to dingle hoppers I'm a regular encyclopoodia!

Say thatcha wanna have a hairdo Like the folds who live up there do That'll flap their wigs!

GULL 1: Flop their wigs!

GULL 2: Flap!

GULL 3: Awwwk!

SCUTTLE: Well, you'll look absolutely dandy If you use one of these handy Little thingmajigs!

GULL 1: Thingmabobs.

GULL 2: Jigs!

GULL 1: Bobs!

GULL 3: Awwwk!

SCUTTLE: Pick up the dinglehopper, just like so Twirl it the way I'm twirling now! Give it a little yank, and there ya go! You're what the call "the dog's meow"!

GULLS: Wonderful stuff!

GULL 3: Awwwk!

GULLS: That human stuff! Can't get enough -

GULL 3: Awwwk!

GULLS: Of human stuff! And we are the authority - No need for us to bluff! Because we're great and explanatin' Human stuff!

ARIEL(spoken): (holds pipe) Whats that?

SCUTTLE(spoken): A snarfblatt!

ARIEL(spoken): Wow!

SCUTTLE: Back when the world was prehistorial People sat as still as coral Flat upon their bumps

GULL 1: On their runts!

GULL 2: Bunks!

GULL 3: Awwwk!

SCUTTLE: There they would be, not even thinkin' Bored to death and barely blinkin' Way down at the dumps

GULL 1: On the dumps!

GULL 2: At!

GULL 1: On!

GULL 3: Awwwk!

SCUTTLE: Then they invented snarfblatts, just by chance Suddenly life was la-di-da! Snarfblatts're what you use to make folks dance Give it a blow, and then - voila!

GULLS: Wonderful stuff!

GULL 3: Awwwk!

GULLS: That human stuff! If you're a buff -

GULL 3: Awwwk!

GULLS: Of human stuff!

GULL 1: It's marvable!

GULL 2: Stupendible!

SCUTTLE: Completely A-OJ! Which sounds absurd, but take my word -

GULLS: That's what the humans say!

SCUTTLE&GULLS: Sensible stuff That human stuff! None of it fluff - Not human stuff! And heaven knows Since we're the pros From us, you'll get no guff

SCUTTLE: And once you've got a who's-ma-gig -

GULL 1: A thing-ma-what -

GULL 2: A watch-ma-gig -

SCUTTLE: That's all you need to bring you up to snuff!

GULLS: Right up to snuff! With proper dinglehopper groomin' Rest assured...you'll look real human!

SCUTTLE: We know, 'cause we know Human stuff!