Couldn't Kick My Way Into Her Heart

Couldn't Kick My Way Into My Heart is a song that appears in Dr. Doofenshmirtz's flashback from the Phineas and Ferb episode "Thaddeus and Thor".

Lyrics
Heinz Doofenshmirtz speaking: You see, Perry the Platypus, throughout my childhood, my mother's love was always inexplicably linked to kickball. You know, I think-I think this is best expressed through a song.

(singing)My mother's love was always inexplicably linked to kickball,

and my brother was an expert from the start.

But I lacked finesse, so when put to the test,

I couldn't kick my way right into her heart.

Ladies and gentlemen, Love Händel!

Love Handel: Oh yeah.

He tried playing rugby, and soccer and football,

He tried kick the can and even martial arts.

But even with this dedication,

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I still got no coordination.

Love Handel: He couldn't kick his way right into her heart.

Oh yeah.

Goodnight, Gimmelschtump!