Dodgers' Code of Conduct

Dodgers' Code of Conduct is a song performed by Phineas and Dr. Doofenshmirtz, one of many versions of the Los Angeles Dodgers' fan Code of Conduct that is played before every game.

Lyrics
Phineas speaking: Hi folks, we're Phineas and Ferb!

Hey, we're here, to sing the rules of etiquette

So all you Dodger fans at Dodger Stadium, will not forget

First, there are a couple things that we must all obey,

Don't go on to the field or interfere with any ball in play

Please don't throw objects...

On the field,

Keep the stadium clean

All talk on cell phones...

Should be private,

Your language not obscene

(Perry: (chatter)

Meap: (Meap!)

Phineas: Respect the people, all around you

(Baljeet: (scream), No, no, please)

Phineas: Even fans of other teams

If anybody bothers you,...

(Candace: PHINEAS!)

Phineas: Please call or text the Dodger hotline, on the screen

Doofenshmirtz: Ya know, you missed some of the more obscure rules that I found out about the hard way.

If you can help it,

Don't set third base,

On fire with your mind

Releasing monkeys,

In the dugout,

Is not considered kind

Don't build devices,

That will suddenly make it 1889

Phineas (and Doofenshmirtz): Just file away these simple rules,

And we're all guaranteed to have a splendid time

Phineas speaking: Thanks, enjoy the game!

Doofenshmirtz: And stay evil!