Born to Be Bad

Born to be Bad is one of the two deleted songs from Disney's A Goofy Movie.

Lyrics
(dialogue) Pete: All kids are rotten. Goofy: Uh, not Max! We're best buddies. Pete: You? Who? It's hopeless. Pick it from an expert. Look it up. Goofy: Uh, I don't believe that. Pete: Believe it, Goof.

Pete: (singing) At nine years old, he's such a dear Then he turned ten and he want is Goof. At twelve, dear has peers per seer. And by thirteen, he's started this, Goof.

(Goofy: What's this?)

New prey! Just made him going through Until one day, his hair is blue That's when you realize is true.

They're born to be bad. Born to drive you mad. He has the manners of a terror. He trips old ladies in the street. Into the friends look like Godzilla. They carry two by fours They are convenience stores Just for recreation

(Evil laughter)

So woe to every dad Your kid is born to be bad.

(Goofy: Gawrsh.) (Pete: (spoken) Guess who? Forget your years' of experience. These babies can get advice from a smart-plug, and it's all down your flare. Gangs, felonies, and T.V.'s.)

Ask yourself when he's sixteen When was the last time, he was so good You'll think he's dressed for Halloween Then realize it's not October

And when did he decide to shave his head When did his room become co-eds? Remember, Goof? It's like I said.

Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!

They're born to be bad. Born to make you sad. Just when you think you're gone batty And this is all some cruel dream

He goes to blow up Cincinnati And after all the shame Guess who they're gonna blame For the devastation?

Ha-ha! Guess who? Why? No one else but you Just say you room the kids With all you did and didn't do

(Evil laughter)

You're doomed like'll be dad Cause kids are uncontemptible Despicable, degenerous and just... (Goofy: Wait a minute.) Lame! (Goofy: I mean this that I'll tell you!) Yoo-oo-oo! They're born to be bad! (spoken: Have a nice day!)