The Password Song

The Password Song (sometimes listed as simply Password Song) is a song from the My Friends Tigger & Pooh movie Tigger & Pooh and a Musical Too. In the film, Tigger and Rabbit have each declared themselves mayor of their respective sides of the Hundred Acre Wood. Rabbit establishes a password that can be used to cross over to his side, with Beaver as gatekeeper. Tigger thinks that he might be able to guess the password, but is unsuccessful, despite trying in word or song what he describes as every word he knows, and even some he doesn't. The song features music by Andy Sturmer, with lyrics by Sturmer and Brian Hohlfeld.

Lyrics
Darby

''Good idea. I'll go slap my cap and check out the Finder Flag. See ya' soon!''

Beaver

Well, uh, heh, any guesses?

Pooh

Um, is the password honey?

Beaver

Nope.

Pooh

Oh, bother.

Beaver

Oh, that's not it either.

Tigger

''Step aside, there, Pooh boy. Let a pro in the know try. We'll be crossin' that line in no time. Ahem. The password is... (big musical flourish) Rumpelstiltskin.''

Beaver

Not.

Tigger

Kumquat.

Beaver

Uh uh.

Tigger

Swordfish?

Beaver

No.

Tigger

Sandwich?

Beaver

No.

Tigger

Frangiapane?

Beaver

Nope.

Tigger

''Monkey? Guppy? Panda? Puppy? Jagular? Gefilte fish? Poodle? Rumpadoodle? Chicken noodle, in a strudel dish? Crocus, or chrysanthemum? Chinchillas? Chocolate chewing gum? Lima beans?''

Beaver

Nope.

Tigger

Linoleum?

Beaver

Nope.

Tigger

''Elbows? Fingers? Toes? Thumbs? Hmm. It probably isn't stripeys... but it could be polka-dot!''

Beaver

No.

Tigger

It might be armadillo, but I kinda think it's not.

Beaver

Uh uh.

Tigger

Kaleidoscope or kindergarten Easter Bunny, Santa Claus Doorbell or dirigible Spaghetti with some applesauce Dental floss, rhinoceri, colossal hoppopotami Framunkel cake, pumpkin pie I'm running outta words to try

Pooh

If we try to think like Rabbit thinks...

Tigger

''Yeah, but he doesn't, I... ooh, dat's it, I finally got it! The password must be carrot, right?''

Beaver

Sorry.

Tigger

''That's okay. I got a lotta more.'' (gasps) Robin, sparrow, bow and arrow Oriole or parakeet Llamas, commas, striped pajamas Inky, dinky, stink feet Palomino! Chili-beano Capuccino? Cherry Jam? Penguin, squirrel Boy and girl? Cellophane or telegram? Haberdasher, popinjay, Maroon or mama mia Or interplatetudinoid?

Beaver

What's that?

Tigger

I've no idea. Is it eggs and bacon?

Beaver

No.

Tigger

Forsooth? Forsaken?

Beaver

No.

Tigger

Wagons ho, dragons?

Beaver

No.

Tigger

Cat? Hat? Bat? Mat?

Beaver

Nope, nope, nope, nope.

Tigger

I got it! I got it! It's... it's... ''yuhhh. It's yuhhh. Never mind.''

Pooh

Oh, bother.

Beaver

That's still not it.

Tigger

''That was every word I know. Even some I don't.''