Talk:Be Our Guest/@comment-26536288-20171229014151

Here's how a short film based on this movie with the Maurice version of the song goes (the Maurice lyrics are shown in bold):(Disney Presents... A Beauty and the Beast Short Film... Be Our Guest 2.0)("You all know that Be Our Guest was sung to Belle in the movie. But what if it were sung to her father Maurice instead?")(Maurice sees the long table)Maurice: Hmm. This looks like a nice table spread. (Suddenly the music plays when Plumette floats with a dish to make a spotlight) What's going on here? What's happening?(Lumiere comes up)Lumiere: Esteemed Monsieur! It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now, we invite you to relax. Pull up a chair. As the dining room proudly presents! (Maestro Cadenza plays his harpsichord music) Your dinner. (He then starts singing) Be... Our... Guest. Be our guest. Put our service to the test. Tie your napkin round your neck, Monsieur and we'll provide the rest. Soup Du Jour! Hot Orderve! Sir, we only live to serve! Try the grey stuff; it's delicious. Don't believe me? Ask the dishes. They can sing! They can dance! After all, sir, this is France! And a dinner here is never second best! Go on, unfold your menu, take a glance, and then you'll be our guest, oui, our guest, be our guest! (The doors open to reveal some trays with food on them) Beef Ragout! Cheese Souffle! Pie and pudding on flambe! We'll prepare and serve with flair a culinary cabaret! '''Yes, you're cold! Yes, you're wet! But, we'll help you to forget! You won't know outside it's storming when the silverware's performing!''' We tell jokes! I do tricks with my fellow candlesticks!Chorus: (Singing) Und it's all in perfect taste that you can bet!Everyone: (Singing) Come on and lift your glass! You've won your own free pass to be our guest!Lumiere: (Singing) If you're stressed, it's fine dining we suggest!Everyone: (Singing) Be our guest be our guest be our guest!Lumiere: (Singing) Life is so unnerving for a servant who's not serving. He's not whole without a soul to wait upon. Ahh, those good old days when we were useful. Eh, Cogsworth? Suddenly, those good old days are gone. Too long we've been rusting! Needing so much more than dusting! Needing exercise! A chance to use our skills! Most days, we just lay around the castle. Flabby, fat, and lazy! You walked in and Oopsy-Daisy!Mrs. Potts: (Singing) It's a guest! It's a guest! Sakes Alive, well I'll be blessed! WIne's been poured, and thank the lord, I've got the napkins freshly pressed. With dessert, he'll want tea! And, my dear, that's fine with me! While the cups do their soft-shoeing, I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing! (Instrumental interlude) I'll get warm! Piping hot! Heaven's sake, is that a spot?! Clean it up! We want the company impressed! We've got a lot to do! Is it one lump or two for you, our guest?Lumiere: He's our guest!Mrs. Potts: He's our guest!Cogsworth: He's our guest!(All the objects gather for a brilliant finale)Everyone: (Singing) Be our guest! Be our guest! Our command is your request! It's been years since we've had anybody here and we're obsessed! With your meal! With your ease! Yes indeed! We aim to please! While the candlelight's still glowing! Let us help you we'll keep going! (Famous Taj Mahal shot) Course... By... COURSE!! One by one! Till you shout "Enough I'm Done"! Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest! (All this time, Maurice was in a nasty shock to find the objects alive) '''Tonight, we'll prop your feet up! But for now, sir, eat up! Be our guest!''' Be our guest! Be our guest! PLEASE BE OUR GUEST!!!!(Everything returns to normal with Lumiere coming close to Maurice with a dish with a dessert on it)Lumiere: Pudding? (This causes Maurice to run out of the room) Was it something we said?(End credits)Come on, how great is that?