Talk:Human Again/@comment-26536288-20170508003316

Here is a script for a short film based on the 2017 movie:

(Disney Presents... A Beauty and the Beast Short Film... Human Again)

(We see the enchanted objects having a meeting)

Maestro Cadenza: This is great! The master and the girl are finally bonding.

Plumette: This could be our big moment!

Cogsworth: Quite right. But they must fall in love if we deserve to have our days in the sun.

Lumiere: Ahh, human again.

Mrs. Potts: Human again.

Lumiere: Yes. Think what that means. (A spotlight shines on him and he starts singing) I'll be cooking again, be good looking again, with a mademoiselle on each arm. When I'm human again, only human again, poised and polished and gleaming with charm, I'll be courting again, chic and sporting again.

Mrs. Potts: (Singing) Which should cause several husbands alarm!

Plumette: (Singing) I'll hop down off the shelf and tout de suite be myself!

Chip: (Singing) I can't wait to be human again!

(Cadenza and his wife Madame de Garderobe are seen cleaning Belle's bedroom)

Cadenza: (Singing) When we're human again, only human again, when we're knickknacks and whatnots no more, when we're human again, good and human again...

Garderobe: (Singing) Ah, Cheri, won't it all be top drawer? (Cadenza: It sure will, dear!) I'll wear lipstick and rouge and I won't be so huge. (Cadenza laughs) Why, I'll easily fit through that door! I'll exude savoir faire! I'll wear gowns! I'll have hair! It's my prayer to be human again!

(Mrs. Potts and Chip are seen washing dishes)

Mrs. Potts: (Singing) When I'm human again, only human again, when I'm not just a mere quelque-chose...

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">Chip: (Singing) When I'm mortal again, will I chortle again? When I've got one, will I thumb my nose?

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mrs. Potts: (Chuckling and singing) I'll say sorry, my dear, this old dame's out of here.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">Chip: (Singing) Though you'll visit sometimes, I suppose!

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">Together: Won't the world be in tune on that sweet afternoon? Coming soon, we'll be human again!

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Cogsworth is seen holding a red flag)

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cogsworth: (Singing) When I'm human again, only human again, when the world once more starts making sense, I'll unwind for a change.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lumiere: (Speaking) Really? That'd be strange.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cogsworth: (Speaking) Can I help it if I'm tut tut tense?! (Singing) In a shack by the sea, I'll sit back sipping tea. Let my early retirement commence! Far from fools made of wax, I'll get down to brass tacks and RELAX!

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">(He says as he waves down the flag to get everyone started)

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">Everyone: (Singing) When I'm human again!!!!! (They are seen dancing and cleaning parts of the castle at the same time, despite the fact that it's still crumbling because of the rose petals) So sweep the dust from the floor! Let's let some light in the room! I can feel I can tell someone might break the spell any day now!! Shine up the brass on the door! Alert the dustpan and broom! If it all goes as planned, our time may be at hand any day now!!

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">Plumette: (Singing) Open the shutters and let in some air.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">Mrs. Potts: (Singing) Put these here and put those over there.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">Everyone: (Singing) Sweep up the years of sadness and tears and throw them away!!!!! Ohhh....... We'll be human again! Yes sir! Human again! Cause it looks like he just may come through! Something's moving again! And it's proving again! Happy endings can really come true! Something's stirring again! Reoccurring again! I've a sneaking suspicion or two!!! When we cast off this pall, we'll stand straight, we'll walk tall and we'll finally be human again!!!

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Dialogue moment with Belle and the Beast. They are seen in the library as Belle finishes reading Romeo and Juliet)

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">Belle: "For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo."

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">Beast: (Sighing) You know, that story was actually beautiful.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">Belle: Thank you. I knew you would enjoy it.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">Beast: But how were you able to play all those characters by yourself?

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">Belle: I don't know. Some of them are males.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">Beast: Well, could you read it again?

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">Belle: Well, if you helped me, you could do the male parts.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">Beast: Uh, alright. Is the narrator a male or female?

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">Belle: It doesn't matter.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">Beast: Ok. Hmm... "Twel..."

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">Belle: "Two."

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">Beast: Two. I knew that. "Two households..."

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">( <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">Back with the enchanted friends. They are seen putting the finishing touches on cleaning and are still dancing)

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">Everyone: (Singing) We'll be human again! Only human again! When the girl finally sets us all free! Cheeks a blooming again! We're assuming again! We'll resume our long lost joie de vie! We'll be playing again! Holidaying again! And we're praying it's A S A P!!! Little push, little shove, they could, whoosh, fall in love, when we're all that we were, thanks to him thanks to her, coming closer and(X6) We'll be dancing again! We'll be twirling again! We'll be whirling around with such ease! When we're human again, only human again, we'll go waltzing those old one-two-threes! We'll be floating again! We'll be gliding again! Stepping striding as fine as you please!!! Like a real human does!!! I'll be all that I was!!! On that glorious morn! When we're finally reborn! And we're ALL OF US HUMAN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">(End credits)

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:"YouTubeNoto",Roboto,arial,sans-serif;white-space:pre-wrap;">What do you think? Original, huh?