The Fine Folks at S.T.U.A.R.T.

The Fine Folks at S.T.U.A.R.T. is a song from Disney's Doug. The head of S.T.U.A.R.T. (Society To Undermine, Annoy, and Ruthlessly Torment) talks about how the purpose of his corporation is meant to get on the nerves of the denizens of Megalopolis.

Lyrics
18.73a: When your soda loses fizz Right before a pop quiz When your toast hits the ground With the butter side down You got to many chores Even some that aren't yours You rip your only shorts And you lose your book reports...

It's the fine work of S.T.U.A.R.T.

When your milk carton leaks And your underarm reeks Frustration level peaks Things are looking pretty bleak It ain't no mistake That your shoelaces break And you're four hours late For your first big date...

It's the fine work of S.T.U.A.R.T.

'Cuz we love to aggravate All that make you irate It's your nerves we love to grate...

We're the fine folks at S.T.U.A.R.T. Yes, we're the fine folks at S.T.U.A.R.T.