The Unbirthday Song

The Unbirthday Song is a nonsense song sung by the Mad Hatter and the March Hare to Alice from Alice in Wonderland.

Lyrics
March Hare: A very merry unbirthday to me

Mad Hatter: To who?

March Hare: To me

Mad Hatter: Oh you!

March Hare: A very merry unbirthday to you

Mad Hatter: Who me?

March Hare: Yes, you!

Mad Hatter: Oh, me!

March Hare: Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea A very merry unbirthday to you!

Mad Hatter: Now, statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday

March Hare: Imagine, just one birthday every year

Mad Hatter: Ah, but there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays!

March Hare: Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer

Both: A very merry unbirthday to you, to you

Alice: To me?

Mad Hatter: To you!

Both: A very merry unbirthday

Alice: For me?

March Hare: For you!

Mad Hatter: Now blow the candle out my dear And make your wish come true

Both: A merry merry unbirthday to you!