Talk:Alice Through the Looking Glass/@comment-24615846-20141221005523/@comment-929837-20141230091007

Where in the original books does Alice's clothes rip when she grows?

Where in the original books does the Mad Hatter look like a clown?

Where in the original books are the characters ever referred by the names Burton gave them?

Where in the original books is Alice an adult?

Where in the original books does Alice have a last name?

Where in the original books is there a Lord of the Rings-esque war between the Red Queen and the White Queen which involves Alice as the deciding factor?

Where in the original books does Alice kill the Jabberwocky? Where in the original books does Alice kill ANYONE, period?

How does breakdancing fit into Carroll's vision?

Where is the Whitre rabbit's house scene?

Where is the trial scene?

Where is the forest scene?

Where is the Caucus Race?

Where are the Walrus, the Carpentrer, the Gryphon, the Queen of Hearts, the King of Hearts, Bill the Lizard, the Pidgeon?

Where is the comedy? Where is the sense of anarchic fun?

You are talking to somedone who owns every edition of the books. Someone who collects Wonderland art as a hobby. Someone who wrote and directed a Wonderland play in high school. Someone who wrote an entire essay about Lewis Carroll's life in college.

Don't lecture me about Lewis Caroll's vision. These movies are NOT what Lewis Caroll would have wanted?