Brand New Best Friend

A Brand New Best Friend (and It's Me) is a song from Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. It will be sung by the 1st Dimension's Heinz Doofenshmirtz and the 2nd Dimension's Heinz Doofenshmritz.

Lyrics
Doof: Do you want some rice pudding?

Doof-2: Blech, no, that's gross!

Doof: It was a test. Almond brittle?

Doof-2: Ooh, I love it the most!

Doof: Do you collect coins?

Doof-2: Yeah, just in case

Doof: Vending machines become

Both: The dominant race

Doof: I've been alone all these years

With my irrational fears

Doof-2: But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen.

Both: But now before me I see

Someone with whom I agree

I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

Doof: Hmm, I thought I'd be taller

Doof-2: I've been told I slouch

Doof: I thought I've have both my eyes, y'know...

Doof-2: It's in this pouch

Doof: Ouch!

Doof: Do llamas weird you out?

Doof-2: Yeah, are they camels or sheep?

Doof: No, no, I meant Lorenzo

Doof-2: Oh, that's right, (both) he played Meap!

Both: Now I know all about you

And you know all about me

Ooh-wee-ooh!

And now before me I see

Someone with whom I agree

I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

Now that I've found you

We can be a duo

That's right.

Twice the evil

Double Doofenshmirtz

Coming at you Fridays!

Doof-2 spoken: What's that, are we doing a TV show together?

Doof spoken: Oh no. It just sort of sounded like that. Well, I mean, we could. We should!

Doof-2 spoken: Yeah, we'll see...

Note

 * One of the Doofenshmirtzes breaks the Fourth wall by mentioning that Meap was played by Lorenzo Lamas.