My Town

My Town is a song from the Hercules: The Animated Series episode Hercules and the River Styx. It is sung by the Muses and Hades when he takes over Athens by rerouting the River Styx.

Lyrics
Muses: Old Flametop is honin'.............

A plan, for re-zonin'........

And takin' his show on the road...........

Just look at him gloating ..........while busily boating

That ego must be quite a load!!!!

Hades: C'mon Ladies!! Sing Along with Hades!!!

Let me- show you-girls around in....My Town!!!

Muses: New Hades!!!!

Hades: Sure beats living .......underground in........ My Town!!

Muses: Whoa Whoa Whoa!!!!

Hades: I got a penthouse on Spark Avenue

I'd like you to see

Museums and parks -and works of art -all...... HEY!!

All dedicated to Me!

We'll shop and Doom and Gloomingdale's in..... My Town

We'll dine tonight in toga and tails in ......yeah -My Town

I'm the host -who loves to toast- another job well done-

In My town........Ha!!! I'm Number One!!!!!

Muses: Not in my book you ain't!!!!

Hades: Hey!! I'm Honored!! I'm Mayor!!!! I'm Chief of Police!!!!... in My Town!!!

The hottest spot in all of Greece .....is my town

The Parthenon ,that crowning jewel, could use my flair for urban renewel-

Muses: What !!?!?

I'm just kidding-I would'nt change a thing....NOT!!!!!

Heya gotta love it, doncha? keys are with the valet .....thank you very much!!!