Mortimer Mouse (song)

Mortimer Mouse is a song from the animated series Disney's House of Mouse. In the episode "Ladies Night", Minnie Mouse, Clarabelle Cow and Daisy Duck sung the song as the night's performance based in the episode's main antagonist Mortimer Mouse.

Lyrics
Minnie: Who's the guy that you and I just love to adore

Daisy: Who's got looks and brains and braid and talent galore

Clarabelle: And every time he takes a bow their screaming for more

All three: Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse

Minnie: Who is smart,t successful, brilliant handsome and tall

Daisy: Style and grace, gorgeous face who has it all

Clarabelle: Who's a blend of John and George and Rico and Paul

All three: Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse

Minnie: He can play all day and night right here off the back

His talents knocked the critics dead

Daisy: So did his breath

Clarabelle: And what a face, why Frankenstein got scarred half to death

All three: When he saw Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse

Minnie: I wanna see him on a stage

Daisy: If we're leaving at noon

Minnie: His' popularity's high

Clarabelle: Unlike his IQ

Minnie: He never lie, cheats or steals

Daisy: Unless nobody knows

Minnie: His talent has no air

Clarabelle: Just like his nose

Minnie: Oh who's the best above the rest of genius and whiz

Daisy: Who's got the club with out a doubt the best in the biz

Minnie and Clarabelle: Who's the guy that's perfect cus he says that he is

All three: Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse

Let's give him a hand, a tip of the hat

Let's give him a cheer, a hardy congrats

Clarabelle: Is he a mouse or just a big giant rat

All three: He's Mortimer Mouse

Minnie: He brings down the house

Clarabelle: Who cares that he's obnoxious, a jerk and a louse

All three: He's Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse!

Daisy: We're speaking of the man he loves