Impress My Professor

Impress My Professor is a song sung by Heinz Doofenshmirtz in the Phineas and Ferb episode "Oil on Candace", done in the style of a Broadway musical. Sixteen identical background singers join Heinz in the song, and three of them were from He's Eviler.

Lyrics
Doofenshmirtz: Back in class, Evil 101...

I always had so much fun...

Though the one who advised me...

Openly despised me...

Still I always tried to be number one

Well I wanted a mentor to share my world view

But I got a tormentor, I was hated, it's true

Now I have one more chance, and it could mean my advancement

So there's only one thing I must do:

I must impress my professor

Singers: (He's got to be good)

Doofenshmirtz: I must impress my professor

Singers: (He's misunderstood)

Singers: He needs validation for his evil creation

Doofenshmirtz: (Oooh-oooh)

Doofenshmirtz: Like any good evil scientist would

Doofenshmirtz: I must impress my professor to be a success

Singers: He must impress his professor to be a success

Doofenshmirtz: Or I will still be a flunky, a diploma-less monkey

Singers: Or he will still be a flunky, a diploma-less monkey

All: In the eyes of this person

Who's opinion may worsen

Doofenshmirtz: If my evil invention's not great

Doofenshmirtz: I must impress my professor!

Singers: (Impress his professor)

Doofenshmirtz: I must impress my professor!

Singers: (Impress his professor)

Doofenshmirtz: I must impress my professor

All: Before it's too late!