Goblin Jail

"Goblin Jail" is a song from Legend of The Three Caballeros episode "Stonehenge Your Bets".

Lyrics
We welcome you to Goblin Jail You get no call, no one gets bailed.

Judge: We're here to bring disorder to the court We know you're guilty so we'll make this short!

But since you have formalities- And blah blah blah legalities- We have to ask: how do you plead?

José Carioca: Your honor, not guilty I plead to your humanity. Panchito Pistoles: Your honor, not guilty For reasons of insanity! Donald Duck: Why is everybody singing? Jury: We the jury find the defendants guilty José : On what charges? Jury: All of them! Panchito: That seems fair.

Chorus: We welcome all of you to Goblin Jail Cry all you want but no one hears you wail The water's brown, the air is stale

José: It's not so bad, just don't inhale!

Chorus: It's so bad in Goblin Jail

The beds are made of rats and slimy snails Ha ha, there are no beds in Goblin Jail

Panchito: What's for dinner? Lobster tail? Chorus: Not a chance, grab a pail Five-star dirt in Goblin Jail

One last chance to tell your tale Before you rot in Goblin Jail

Donald: Oh no, I'm not singing!

Panchito: Anyone got a book and braille? Donald: Oh shut up!