The Ballad of Badbeard (song)

The Ballad of Badbeard was a ballad about the pirate, Badbeard, and was sung first by Grandpa Clyde and then Phineas, Ferb, Baljeet, Buford, and Isabella and the Fireside Girls aboard the pirate ship and Candace on shore.

Lyrics
Original Version

Clyde Flynn: Arg, arg, arg, arg, this is the Ballad of Badbeard!

Arg, arg, arg, arg, this is the Ballad of Badbeard!

Revamp Version

Phineas: Avast, me 'arties!

We're sailing for the Isle of Spleen,

To search for the Treasure of Badbeard!

Holly: I'm feeling sick.

Gretchen: You're looking green.

All: We search for the Treasure of Badbeard!

Buford: We'll plunder, and pillage--

Baljeet: --and do some math!

Ferb: And all refuse to take a bath.

Isabella: We seek adventure, and romance!

Baljeet: I'm running out of underpants.

All: There's ghosts who haunt the cave, and worse:

Talking Skull: It's guarded by a pirate's curse!

Candace: Why do my nostrils whisper to me?

All: Arg, arg, arg, arg, This is the Ballad of Badbeard!