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"It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change."

- Alice "When I get home, I shall write a book about this place... if I ever do get home."

- Alice "You can learn a lot of things from the flowers... Huh! Seems to me they could learn a few things about manners!"

- Alice "Now boy, flying is not merely some crude mechanical process. It is a delicate art. Purely aesthetic! Poetry of motion! And the best way to learn it is to do it."

- Archimedes "There's always a chance, doctor, as long as one can think."

- Basil "Ratigan, no one can have a higher opinion of you than I have... and I think you're a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!"

- Basil "You will join me for dinner. THAT'S NOT A REQUEST!"

- Beast "If there's anything I hate more than elephants in the house, it's rats!"

- Bentina Beakley "Miss Bianca, from now on, can't we just take the train?"

- Bernard "A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as the nose on your face."

- The Blue Fairy "Good form, Mr. Smee? BLAST GOOD FORM!"

- Captain Hook "If you keep on believing, the dreams that you wish will come true."

- Cinderella "Oh, well. What's a royal ball? After all, I suppose it would be frightfully dull, and, and, and boring, and, and completely... completely wonderful."

- Cinderella "And, as I always say, if it's not baroque, don't fix it!"

- Cogsworth "Blast this pen! BLAST THIS WRETCHED, WRETCHED PEN!"

- Cruella De Vil "It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it."

- Eeyore "The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of them all."

- The Emperor of China

"Nonsense, child. If you'd lost all faith, I wouldn't be here. And here I am."

- Fairy Godmother "Maleficent doesn't know anything about love, or kindness, or the joy of helping others. You know, sometimes I don't think she's really very happy."

- Fauna "All right! We did not die today. I call that an unqualified success."

- Fear "This is the story of how I died."

- Flynn Rider "I'd like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. But first I'd better go in there and propose to the girl."

- Gaston "Phenomenal, cosmic power... Itty bitty living space."

- Genie "Today's special moments are tomorrow's memories."

- Genie "Once again, this whole broadcast has been brought to you by Sand! It's everywhere! Get used to it!"

- Genie "Welcome to the nerd lab."

- GoGo Tomago "Don't touch it, you fools! Might be poison. See? It's witch's brew!"

- Grumpy "Your identity is your most valuable possession. Protect it."

- Helen Parr "I'm satisfied with my care."

- Hiro Hamada "Just because I cannot see it, doesn't mean I can't believe it!"

- Jack Skellington "Things aren't always what they seem."

- Jafar "How many times do I have to kill you, boy!?"

- Jafar "Bad guys don't win medals!"

- King Candy "Life's not a spectator sport. If watchin' is all you're gonna do, then you're gonna watch your life go by without ya."

- Laverne "'Ohana' means 'family', and 'family' means nobody gets left behind or forgotten."

- Lilo Pelekai "Hey! Who's drivin' this flyin' umbrella?"

- Little John "I FOUND A STICK!"

- Louis "I have an excellent idea; let's change the subject!"

- Mad Hatter "Ladies don't start fights, but they can finish them!"

- Marie "I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day."

- Megara "Why, she--she tried to kill us. That, that, that terrible woman! Oh, if I was only a ten-foot mouse, I'd show her."

- Miss Bianca "Everything the light touches is our kingdom."

- Mufasa "You have forgotten who you are, and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, Simba. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Life."

- Mufasa "My little baby's all grown up and saving China..."

- Mushu "I don't have a skull... Or bones."

- Olaf "I didn't make it all the way through third grade for nothin'!"

- Percival McLeach "Joanna! Did you know there was a razorback in my truck? Did ya? DID ya? THERE WAS A RAZORBACK IN MY TRUCK! Now you quit playing around and do your job, you four-legged python!"

- Percival McLeach "These are NOT... Joanna eggs!"

- Percival McLeach "You leave town for a couple of decades and they change everything."

- Phoebus "I don't mind the leaves that are leaving, it's the leaves that are coming."

- Piglet "I'd rather be smart than be an actor."

- Pinocchio "I love him, father."

- Pocahontas "It was a beautiful spring day. Tedious time of the year for bachelors."

- Pongo "Now, father, you're living in the past. This is the 14th century!"

- Prince Phillip "I warn you, child... if I lose my temper, you lose your head! Understand?"

- Queen of Hearts "Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it."

- Rafiki "No! You were wrong about the world. And you were wrong about me. And I will never let you use my hair, again!"

- Rapunzel "Ooooh, I love it when I'm nasty!"

- Ratigan "Bravo, Basil! A marvelous performance. Though frankly, I expected you fifteen minutes earlier. Trouble with the chemistry set, old boy?"

- Ratigan "Love always finds a way, it's true."

- Ray "The only thing predictable about life is its unpredictability."

- Remy "Y'see, the snarfblatt dates back to pre-hysterical times, when humans would sit around and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So they invented this snarfblatt to make fine music!"

- Scuttle "Somebody's got to nail dat girl's fins to de floor."

- Sebastian "What a soft shell I'm turning out to be..."

- Sebastian "Listen, Scissorbill. If you shoot half as good as you blabbermouth, you're better than Robin Hood."

- The Sheriff of Nottingham "If you can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all."

- Thumper "Eating greens is a special treat. It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat. I made that last part up myself."

- Thumper "You can't bounce the bounce if you can't even pronounce the bounce."

- Tigger "Whaddaya want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?!"

- Timon "Why, some of the finest criminals I tracked down were jailbirds!"

- Trusty "I have a system: there's a place for everything, everything in its place."

- Wasabi "Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart."

- Winnie the Pooh "We are braver than a bee, and a... longer than a tree, and taller than a goose... or is it a moose?"

- Winnie the Pooh "That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!"

- Woody "I know. It's called a "cruel irony", like my dependence on you."

- Yzma "A true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart."

- Zeus

"If you can't fly, don't mess with the Eagles!"

- Baloo "Toons don't do 'normally' things! Makes us so adorable."

- Bonkers D. Bobcat "Why stare at marks on a page when you can rent the video?"

- Broadway "All I wanted to do was make the world a better place to live. Now look at me; I'm a walking salad bar."

- Bushroot "Evildoers just don't respect the snacktime of others."

- Captain Crandall "Don't want to miss the cartoon! I hope it's the one about the big dumb duck."

- Dale "Forget it, Gosalyn, you're too young to explode."

- Darkwing Duck "Sometimes, being a parent makes crimefighting seem easy!"

- Darkwing Duck "Ha! I'm back! It'll take more than two treacherous transgressors to taint the track record of... Darkwiiiiing... Yak?!"

- Darkwing Duck after being transformed into a yak "And now we implement the three Ws of a stake-out. We wait. We watch. We whittle."

- Darkwing Duck "Not only am I a genius, but I am very very smart too."

- Don Karnage "When it comes to havoc, nobody wreaks like me!"

- Dr. Doofenshmirtz "Why did she have to be a cheerleader?! If she was on the debate team, I would have vaporized her by now!"

- Dr. Drakken "Move it! Time is money. Or it would be if I were paying you."

- Duke Igthorn "Maybe I should wish to know, what I should wish for."

- Eleroo "If you want something turned evil, turn it evil yourself. That's what Nana Zurg always used to say to me, and she was plenty evil."

- Emperor Zurg "No, no, no! How many times have we been through this?! We've got to learn from our mistakes! There will be no air ducts big enough for hero-sized people to crawl through! It's just asking for trouble."

- Emperor Zurg "And if I may remind you, no giant trash compactor! When heroes fall in, they always have time to figure a way out! Make it an incinerator!"

- Emperor Zurg "A Star Command shuttle?! It can't be! Not 42! Any number but 42! Why does this always have to happen to me?! Lightyear is here! And I was having such a good day."

- Emperor Zurg "If I have to, I'll save Mr. McDuck's money armed only with my wits! And no cracks about going into battle unarmed!"

- Fenton Crackshell "Gleep! But I'm too young to die! And too nice! And much, much too nervous!"

- Fenton Crackshell "Platypus monsters are the only monsters to lay eggs."

- Ferb Fletcher "A hero is a hero, but everyone loves a good villain."

- Ferb Fletcher "You know, in retrospect, I question the inclusion of a self-destruct button in the first place."

- Ferb Fletcher "Well, we've had a lot of great days, but we only have one Perry."

- Ferb Fletcher "Well, I guess perhaps the universe wants some things left un-photographed, like Chupacabra, or group photos where everyone has their eyes open."

- Ferb Fletcher "I love Hollywood; there's always a costume shop when ya need one!"

- Flaps the Elephant "You might've stopped me this time, Kim Possible, but Frugal Lucre will return! Muahahahaha...! If my mom bails me out."

- Frugal Lucre "I'll have this plane ship-shape in no time. Well, actually it should be plane-shaped, shouldn't it?"

- Gadget Hackwrench "I can throw my voice. Catching it is another matter."

- Genie "Lady, I'm taking you out... and I'm not talking dinner and a movie!!"

- Genie  "Forget it, Dad. Who would want to watch you on TV for half an hour?"

- Gosalyn Mallard "A-minus?! My life is flashing before my eyes!"

- Gretchen Grundler "Movies, television, video games... These days, it's hard to tell what's real and what's not."

- Hudson "Hey, I'm just hiding my true compassion behind a facade of selfishness! Really!"

- Iago "What's the matter, never seen a cybernetic jackal before?"

- Jackal "I know what's best for Ron. Even if he doesn't."

- Kim Possible "Hey, nice landing! On a scale of one to ten, I'd give it a C+!"

- Launchpad McQuack "You goofs! What am I supposed to do with an empty Money Bin?! Live in it, like the old lady in the shoe?"

- Ma Beagle "How dare you steal what my boys rightfully stole first!"

- Ma Beagle "It's thieves like them who are making the world a lousy place to live for thieves like us!"

- Ma Beagle "Don't worry, brother; whatever happens, I'll be right here, supporting you every step of the-- OH MY GOSH A PIG!"

- Mabel Pines "Romance is like gum. Once it's lost its flavor, you just cram another one in!"

- Mabel Pines "Save it, Queenie. Everyone's fairer than you."

- Magic Mirror "Prepare to be amazed beyond all expectations. After all, it is what I do."

- Magic Mirror "They called me mad. They called me insane. They called me looney! They were right."

- Megavolt "Here's your 'Saying a Word No One Else in the Room Knows' Patch."

- Milly "I finally get control of my imagination, and there's nobody around to appreciate it."

- Moosel "I guess necessity is the mother of self-preservation."

- Monterey Jack "There's only one thing I like more than cheese: Nothing!"

- Monterey Jack "This carnival's nothing but a bunch of freaks, mutants and misfits. Just like my last family reunion."

- Morgana McCawber "So, you wanna charge it or put it on your credit card?"

- Pete "A brother is a brother, but I could ask for a better one than Ferb."

- Phineas Flynn "Come on, Ferb. If we let a little heat stop us from having the best day ever, then the morning DJs win."

- Phineas Flynn "We're gonna need a blowtorch and some more peanut butter."

- Phineas Flynn "Good thinking, Ferb. We'll put these decoys up so Candace thinks we're doing nothing. And then while Candace isn't looking, we'll do something!"

- Phineas Flynn (in Candace's imagination) "Hey, hey, hey, carefuly! My insurance doesn't cover action sequences!"

- Phil Palmfeather "Well, the good news is in less than a minute, this humiliation will be over. At least the chasing-the-mouse part will be over. The part where I never let you live it down will go on and on for as long as it cracks me up!"

- Pretty Boy "WHO THE HECK IS WHOMPY WHOMPERSON!?"

- Principal Prickley "I'd say this just ain't our lucky day, but usin' poor English isn't gonna solve anything!"

- Rope Girl "A SEA MONSTER ATE MY ICE CREAM!"

- Scrooge McDuck "Don't think I don't see what you're doin'! You thought you'd give me a taste of me own medicine, eh? Well, I love the taste of me own medicine! Especially when it's free!"

- Scrooge McDuck "You'd make a great sailor, Flintheart - on a submarine!"

- Scrooge McDuck "Hey, dudes, and welcome to Fixin' It with Soos, the show where I always forget I'm leaning on the soldering iron."

- Soos Ramirez "If dere's one t'ing I 'ate, it's excuses!... Make dat two t'ings I 'ate. Excuses, an' a seven-ten split!"

- Steelbeak "Waiter, there's a fly in my friend's soup! I want one too!"

- Timon "Any reason you were looking to shake hands with a beast from 20,000 craters?"

- Warp Darkmatter "You know, the guy's supposed to be some kind of evil genius, and the best he can come up with is a ventriloquist act. What's next, evil juggling?"

- XR "How can I make Kuzco lose the race? Oh I know. First I'll turn him into a hippopotamus. Then I'll put the hippo on a diet. Then I'll invite him to dinner. And then I'll feed him and feed him and feed him until he gets so big, he can't even move. It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!"

- Yzma

"In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun and - snap! - the job's a game!"

- Mary Poppins "A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we've got."

- Roger Rabbit

"What's this world coming to when you'd rather watch TV than argue with your greatest enemy?"

- Flintheart Glomgold "$6.17? You dragged me away from my nap just to collect a dinky sum like that?"

- Launchpad McQuack "It's not nice to fire at a lady. And it's incredibly stupid to shoot at a witch!"

- Magica De Spell "Why, oh why couldn't that woman have a fetish for rutabagas, or something? Anything but my dime!"

- Scrooge McDuck