The Rules of the Kingdom

"The Rules of the Kingdom" is a song from the Muppet Babies episode "The Blanket Fort". When Baby Piggy pretends to be the queen of the Blanket Fort, she explains the rules of the kingdom.

Lyrics
Piggy: There is no yelling, no racing, no breaking things, There shall be no making of a mess. Summer: Uh, Piggy? Piggy: No licking the walls, no basketballs, Clothing must be permanently pressed. No sniffling, no sneezing, no bickering, My kingdom shall stay tidy and clean... Summer: But... Piggy: No croissants or baguettes, and before I forget, There is no saying "no" to the queen! Summer: Uh, Queen Piggy? This doesn't sound like much fun. Piggy: Silence! The queen is speaking. Yes, I'm sorry, but it's true, to the dungeon with you! If you dare say "no" to the queen!