Happy Tailiversary

Happy Tailiversary is a song sung to Eeyore by Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, Owl and Kessie as, in "Eeyore's Tailiversary," they celebrate his "Tailiversary" - the anniversary of the day in which Eeyore got his tail. This song is Track 5 on the album Songs from The Book of Pooh. In the story, the song is followed at the end by a brief reprise.

Lyrics
All: Surprise! Happy Tailiversary!

Piglet: It isn't pink and curly...

Rabbit: Or sensable and white...

Tigger: It isn't big and bouncy...

Pooh: But it's just exactly right...

All: Have a Happy, Happy, Happy Taliversary

Happy tail forever made it wag!

With our Happy, Happy, Happy Taliversary

Keep it swinging, never let it sag!

Rabbit: Hail, oh hail, unto your splended tail

Kessie: Decorated with a bow

Tigger: And fastened with a nail

Owl: It has a splended elegance, no other tail can match

Pooh: And when it does fall off, it's not that hard to reattach

All: With our Happy, Happy, Happy Taliversary

And we wish you many, many more!

With our Happy, Happy, Happy Taliversary

Pooh: Even if you don't exactly know what it is for!

All: With our Happy, Happy, Happy Taliversary

Happy, Happy...

Keep it shiny, and on your hiney, and now it's finally the end of our song!