Talk:The Elegant Captain Hook/@comment-44003068-20191003011510

Tom and jerry version

Cat gang: Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho So, try the life of a thief Just sample the life of a crook There isn't a boy Who won't enjoy A-workin' for Captain Tom The World's Most Famous Crook

Drunk cat: Crook, crook, crickety-crockety Crickety-crook The Croc is after Captain...

Tom: As a special offer for today I'll tell you what I'll do All those who sign without delay Will get a free tattoo Why, it's like money in the bank C'mon, join up, and I'll be frank: Unless you do, you'll walk the plank The choice is up to you!

Cat gang: The choice is up to you! Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho You'll love the life of a thief You'll relish the life of a crook There's barrels of fun enough for everyone And you'll get treasures by the ton So come and sign the book Join up with Captain Tom!