E.V.I.L.B.O.Y.S

"E.V.I.L.B.O.Y.S." aka "Evil Boys" is the song from the Phineas and Ferb episode "Jerk De Soleil."

It was sung by Candace (under the effects of her wild parsnip allergy) as she was trying to convince her mom that Phineas and Ferb were putting on a circus in the backyard. Her song also includes some of the other things she tried to bust her brothers for throughout previous episodes. It Was The #6 Most Voted-for Song In Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown. E.V.I.L.B.O.Y.S. is also one of the eight songs that was re-released in the Phineas and Ferb Karaoke Soundtrack.

Lyrics
Candace: Those boys are always up to something

And it's bringing me to tears

Cause just before you get home

It always just magically disappears

Those boys are evil

But before you get home they somehow always clean up the mess

Vivian: Testify, Candace, testify! Note:This line is not in the song.

Candace: Those boys are evil

Let me spell it out for you mom

E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!

They built a roller coaster

And a beach in the backyard

Drove cattle through the city

And messed up the boulevard

They took me back in time

When we went to that museum

They built fifty foot tree-house robots

But still you didn't see them

Those boys are evil

Their crazy shenanigans cause me all kinds of distress

Those boys are evil

Sing it with me

E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!

I know you think they're saints

But Mom, I'm here to tell

Those B-O-Y-S, they're just E-V-I-L

Those boys are evil

They're making me feel like my head's in a hydraulic press

And that don't feel too good!

Those boys are evil

Everybody!

E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!

That's what I'm talking about

E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!

That's right those boys are

Evil little boys!