Chef Remy Bones (song)

"Chef Remy Bones" is a song from the Vampirina episode "Bone Appetit". It sung by Chef Remy Bones himself as he shows Vee, Poppy and Bridget how he cooks his best dishes.

Lyrics
You're here in the presence Of the monster who haunts The spookiest kitchens Of the best restaurants With eerie hor d'oeuvres Or the mysterious croissants Why it is Chef Remy Bones

Observe then the master Of the finest cuisine Bone-chillingest chef That Transylvania has seen Who once cooked for Bigfoot And the zombie king and queen

Yes it is Chef Remy Bones

Chop chop plop it on the stovetop Pop in half a cup Stop

Boil it, broil it oops, my arms fell off again

And saute, poach, And, para, puree Fricassee and flambe spider souffle

Blend it, baste it something vicious Now that delicious

So watch as each carrot Is impeccably sliced The spell-ery's chopped And the Spook-ini is diced Creating a meal that's Fit for any poltergeist

And now the secret spicings That will make it more enticing

You toss in some claws And then you turn up the heat A cup full of goo and ooh la la, it's so sweet

Some scales and some cobwebs And it's time to eat The tasty treat That makes a meal complete so come and have a seat I say bone appetit

All thanks to Chef Remy Bones

''(spoken) Remy Bones