Roachie (episode)

A rogue scientist unleashes an army of giant roaches on Middleton, one with whom Ron unexpectedly bonds.

Mission Briefing

 * Villains: Chester Yapsby
 * Evil plot: Using the Roflax stolen from his ex-boss, Professor Acari, Chester planned to create an army of giant cockroaches.
 * Kim's transportation:

Middleton High School readerboard

 * Sinkhole Awareness Week
 * Mutated Roach Awareness Week

Memorable Quotes

 * Kim: Ron, I'm all for making new friends, but this?
 * Ron: Whoa, KP! Just because Roachie's different, that's no reason for you to be a roachist!
 * Kim: No, I can't believe you bonded with la cucaracha.
 * Ron: La grande cucaracha, KP. Makes all the difference in the world, am I right, Roachie?
 * Kim: (staring at giant roaches) My jeepers are officially creeped.
 * Kim: Roachie listens to you?
 * Ron: Except at bedtime. It's always 'Eh, five more minutes', and, and, 'Can I have a glass of dirty water?'"
 * Ron: (to Roachie) I'll come visit you. And I'll think you every time I step on something crunchy. Now go on! Get outta here, you multi-legged scamp! It's a buffet out there for you!