Mr. Smee

Mr Smee (more commonly referred to as Tubba) is a jolly old man who is morbidly obease. He is a clumsy mofo that is good for nothing and his master, Captain Hook, often give him a well deserved poke in the snoz (as seen at the bottom of the article).

Mr Smee has always been unpopular with the youngens, resulting in worldwide riots and a small nuclear war when McDonalds released a Tubba collectable with their Happy Meals. It is widely regarded as scientific fact that, to quote Dr. Albert Einstein, "You just want punch that lil motherf*cker in his motherf*cking face".

Tubba has made many attempts to correct his image to suit the youth of the time, from his 'Hippie' stage in the 70s...



...to his 'Emo' era in the early 2005...



...However, Smee has been largely unsuccessful and he has recently taken to hiding within his home to avoid the gangs of rebellious teens waiting to smash his head in with a banjo. He was last seen in April 2008 when he was assaulted by a homosexual alligator (see below) at a press conference.



Below is a short film on the life and times of Mr Smee. Enjoy.

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Note: While the information in this article is widely regarded as true it is not fact. To the thousands of people that research the life and times of Tubba please do not use this page as a factual fact gathering place of facts but more a place insult Tubba as he is a fat dickhead with no friends. Thankyou.