Thread:GrayWolf2/@comment-31423430-20160227005051

This was originally from Beauty and the Beast so I decided it to be GrayWolf2, me, and the chorus singing, and do you like it? Homer77: Gosh it disturbs me to see you, GrayWolf2 Looking so down in the dumps Every guy here'd love to be you, GrayWolf2 Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as admired as you You're everyone's favorite guy Everyone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why!

No one's slick as GrayWolf2 No one's quick as GrayWolf2 No one's neck's as incredibly thick as GrayWolf2's For there's no man in town half as manly! Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!

Homer77 and Chorus: ''No one's been like GrayWolf2 A king pin like GrayWolf2 Homer77: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like GrayWolf2 GrayWolf2: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! Homer77 and Chorus: My what a guy, that GrayWolf2! ''Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!"'' Homer77: GrayWolf2 is the best and the rest is all drips!

Chorus: No one fights like GrayWolf2 Douses lights like GrayWolf2 In a wrestling match nobody bites like GrayWolf2! Bimbettes: For there's no one as burly and brawny GrayWolf2: As you see, I've got biceps to spare Homer77: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny. GrayWolf2: That's right! And every last inch of me's covered with hair!

Chorus: No one hits like GrayWolf2 Matches wits like GrayWolf2 Homer77: In a spitting match nobody spits like GrayWolf2 GrayWolf2: ''I'm especially good at expectorating! Ptoooie!'' Chorus: Ten points for GrayWolf2!

GrayWolf2: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

Chorus: No one shoots like GrayWolf2 Makes those beauts like GrayWolf2 Homer77: Then goes tromping around Wearing boots like GrayWolf2! GrayWolf2: I use antlers in all of my decorating!

[Heard only in the soundtrack version] Chorus: Say it again! Who's a man among men? And then say it once more Who's that hero next door? Who's a super success? ''Don't you know? Can't you guess?'' Ask his fans and his five hangers-on There's just one guy in town Who's got all of it down... Homer77: And his name's G-R-A... Y...'' G-R-E-Y... ''G-R-A-Y... ohh, ow...'' Chorus: GRAYWOLF2!!!

[Heard only in the film version] Chorus: My what a guy! GRAYWOLF2!  