Talk:Hans/@comment-24046369-20150301194809

WARNING! The following theory is not appropriate for children below the age of 14!

Hans had a really bad life. His older brothers abused him every single day. His parents used to lock him in his bedroom at night and give him only animal feces to eat. A family friend from a neighboring kingdom (NOT ARENDELLE!) raped him in his own room. Hans tried to tell his family but they all just laughed at him. Three of his brothers began taunting him, calling him names such as "Faggot" and "King of Twatville". Hans contemplated suicide and tried hanging himself by the chandelier in the dining room, only to be caught by a palace guard. Soon, Hans was forced to go to the party celebrating newborn Anna in Arendelle. There, he met Elsa and fell in love with her. He was too nervous to tell her his feelings whenever they met again at celebrations. But one wet winter's day, he told her his feelings at her thirteenth birthday party. But she told him...

"Hans, I'm sorry but... I don't feel that way about you."

Hans refused to see Elsa at all after that. He began to plot revenge against everyone who mistreated him, including Elsa. He poisoned his parents' drinks one night and with one sip, had a seizure and died in their armchairs. Nobody knew that Hans had killed the king and queen. But Hans' revenge didn't stop there. He wanted to become liked, admired and become a role model. But being thirteenth in line, he didn't stand a chance. So that is when he traveled to Arendelle, met Anna and used her. Seeing Elsa again was like a thorn stabbing through his heart. He could have used her instead of Anna, because she was the oldest. But he knew that Elsa wasn't sexually attrached towards him. So he pretended to love Anna, kill Elsa and become a ruler...