Talk:Dumbo (2019 film)/@comment-26423071-20190127185809

Tim Burton: Disney wants us to make another picture!


 * Burton's production posse groan in frustation*

Tim Burton: I can't be more excited to work with you guys! Let's make magic!

Assistant: So, what now? Something new? Something original?

Tim Burton: No, no, no! We'll take an old story that was already kind of creepy and make it a ton creepier!

Assistant: Like "Dumbo"?

Tim Burton: Yes, "Dumbo"! Get Eva Green on the phone!

Assistant: I can't imagine not to...

Tim Burton: So Holt Farrier is an outcast, he lives in a town full of close-minded people-

Assistant:-and no one understands him. Yeah, I get it.

Tim Burton: So, costumes?

Costumes designer: Spiders, stripes, I find something that is not black and I paint it black.

Tim Burton: Stacy, you got still got that white makeup leftover from "Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children"?

Stacy: Yep!


 * Stacy pulls out a barrell overflowing with white makeup*

Tim Burton: So, we begin with an elaborate tracking shot-

Cinematographer: Yeah, I could it in my sleep at this point.

Tim Burton: That's it! Everyone is sleepwalking as the movie opens! So, the opening title scrolls, Danny Elfman, what have you got?


 * Danny Elfman hums a tune that sounds just like all the other themes Elfman composed for Burton*

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And THAT is why I refuse to see this movie.

Why i don't think it's gonna be good.