Me, Myself, and I

Me Myself and I is the song from the Phineas and Ferb episode Split Personality in which the Busting Candace and the Romantic Candace sing in the Googolplex Mall.

Lyrics
Candace: Me, myself and I

Don't see eye to eye

Me, myself and I

Don't get along

Me, myself and I

Can finally say goodbye

This collaboration always felt so wrong

Busting Candace: There's two of us on the scene

And I don't want to sound mean

But I'll tell you that I'm happy without me

I've been holding me back

But now I'm on my own track

We're done. Finito, I'm free

Romance Candace: From here on out

We can both exist peacefully

Without all of this struggle and internal strife

Busting Candace: (Internal strife)

Romance Candace: Now that we're separate, we can do anything

So don't let the door hit you

Have a nice life

Busting Candace: (Have a nice life)

Busting Candace: I'm through with myself

I'm better off without her

Romance Candace: (Myself and I)

Busting Candace: I'm through with myself

I'm better off without her

Me, myself and I

Don't get along

Romance Candace: (Without her)

Note

 * The way Candace is singing, and the fact there are two of her, are reminiscent of "Busted".