The Maddening Sprite of the Stump

The Maddening Spirte of the Stump is the first half of the first episode of ''Dave the Barbarian. ''

Synopsis
Lula gets stuck in a tree stump during Dave's attempt to guard the Enchanted Forest against a giant man-eating muffin. When the royal family is unable to free Lula, a tiny, winged sprite establishes himself as the ruler of Udrogoth.

Quotes

 * [Princess Candy has just been informed that a giant muffin is attacking the enchanted forest, and various characters are suggesting how to deal with it.]
 * Dave: That'll never work. Does anyone have one of those yappy dogs? That might scare it away.


 * [Lula is Dave's enchanted talking sword]
 * Lula: You know what would come in handy against a monster made of dough? Some sort of sharp implement. Oh, if only you had a sharp implement, David. If only-
 * Dave: There's no need to be sarcastic. Time to cut a muffin!
 * Lula: That sounds nasty for some reason.


 * Lula: Somebody get me out of here! This stump's got worms in it!


 * Dave: Stop! Don't spoonfeed that sprite another bite of regurgitated goose! Not until I floss his royal teeth. Say "Ahh" your majesty!


 * The Sprite of the Stump: Okay, whichever one of you manages to slay the muffin monster, wins this: it's an immunity totem. Whoever wins it is excused from giving me my evening spongebath.


 * [The muffin monster's big brother is attacking Udrogoth Castle. He takes a tower and throws it.]
 * Fang: Hey, he threw my room! All my dollies are in there!
 * [Dave, Candy, and Oswidge look at Fang]
 * Fang: I mean, all my... Weapons.


 * [A tower falls in the middle of the Enchanted Forest.]
 * Oswidge: Hey, he threw my room! All my dollies are in there!
 * [Dave, Candy, and Fang look at Oswidge]
 * Oswidge: I mean, all my... Magic stuff?