Talk:The Backson Song/@comment-33901098-20180527231731

SpongeBob SquarePants version

Sandy: It's a Giant creature with a tail Here, I'll draw Patrick in for scale Its hide is like a shaggy rug Its face a surly ugly mug With two sharp horns atop its head In between a mop of hair that's red

All: Aah!

Sandy: And in its nose a ring of gold It smells of monkey's feet and mould Its toes are black Its fur is blue I swear that all I tell you is not made up The Backson! All: The Backson? Sandy: The Backson! All: The Backson? Oh, no!

SpongeBob: But, Sandy, what does the Backson do? All: Yes, Sandy, what does the Backson do? Sandy: Hmm, what does the Backson do? I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking...And now, I will tell you They sneak into your library? And scribble in all your books All: The Backson, the Backson? We don't like the Backson! Sandy: When decorating your Christmas tree, They tangle up all the hooks! All: The Backson, the Backson? We're afraid of the Backson. Sandy: They spoil the milk, They stop all the clocks; They use their horns To put hole in your socks All: The Backson's The one who's been Putting holes In our socks!

SpongeBob: Tell us more about what Backsons do! Patrick: Yes, more about what Backsons do! Sandy: More about what Backsons do?!? Why don't we hear some thoughts from you? Patrick: Maybe they make ya sleep too late Sandy: Yes, yes! That's good; that's great Squidward: I bet, for their reason, my clarinet's gone Sandy: You're on a roll! Go on, go on! Mr. Krabs: They muddy up your tidy house SpongeBob: They make you feel as small as a mouse Mr. Krabs: They steal your money Squidward: They spill your tea! Female Bikini Bottomite: They wake up babies at 1:00 and 3:00 SpongeBob: They made me catch the cold I caught Patrick: They made me lose my train of thought SpongeBob: They make fruits unripe Mr. Krabs: They clog your pipes Squidward: They dig up your garden Patrick: They won't beg your pardon SpongeBob: They eat your snacks! Mr. Krabs: They won't relax! Squidward: They chip your tooth! SpongeBob: They steal your youth! Sandy: And now, you know the horrible truth! All: 'The Backson, the Backson, The Backson, the Backson? Oh no!

Squidward: Oh, yes All: Huh?

Squidward: I know exactly what to do: We'll find things Backsons are partial to Patrick: Like books? SpongeBob: And patties? Mr. Krabs: And socks? Young Bikini Bottomite: And toys? Squidward: Yes, everything that a Backson destroys; Then we'll dig an enormous pit And make the items lead to it; He'll fall in and we'll get our town Sandy: And this horrible nightmare will come down and down! The Backson! All: The Backson! Sandy: The Backson! All: The Backson!

Sandy: Go home and search your closets, bring everything that you can All: The Backson! The Backson! We're gonna catch the Backson! Sandy: We'll save Bikini Bottom by following Squidward's plan All: The Backson! The Backson! We'll save Bikini Bottom! We must be brave and have no fear Sandy: So to the death, we'll persevere All: We'll search by the sun and the light and the moon, And if everything goes well, we'll be back soon! Sandy: "Back soon"? All: Back soon! Sandy: Sounds like "Backson" All: Back soon! Sandy: Oh, well... Good luck everyone!