Talk:Pleasure Island (Pinocchio)/@comment-5383197-20160721032055/@comment-10327005-20160721040932

Whatever you do, stay away from Pleasure Island! Though it's technically a fictional Pinocchio danger, compared to this Walt Disney World place, it was a way to get kids to avoid mischief. Once you enter the island, you're in for a grim surprise; you think this is just another theme park to play in, but it literally makes jackasses out of you! At first, you may think you are talking to a friend, but the dreaded Donkey Fever does its damage in a matter of minutes. Your friend's ears grow long and fuzzy, a tail sprouts from his rear, his hair morphs into a hideous mane, his hands scrunch into hoofs, a voice that once was human turns into a gravelly bray. No one has ever gone through this island's gate, and come back out as a human to tell about it, not even to lay a toe on the threshold. I can't have a donkey for an uncle. So heed this warning, or your next theme park experience could be your last. No one is safe there. Not now. Not ever.