Danville Swap Meet

Danville Swap Meet is a song performed by Danny Jacob in the episode "Tri-State Treasure: Boot of Secrets".

Lyrics

 * We got chrome-plated carburetors,
 * calibrated regulators,
 * tube socks, cuckoo clocks,
 * multi-colored alligators,
 * taxidermy jackalope, presidential bar soap,
 * you can find it all at the swap meet.
 * You can take it away,
 * if you can fit it in your ride,
 * gotta lower the seat and then give it a slide,
 * but there are things you gotta know when you head to the show,
 * if you added your stash you got to do it with cash.
 * Purple-padded toilet seat,
 * dolphin made of concrete,
 * hubcaps, mudflaps, food that isn't safe to eat,
 * macramé dust mop, curtain made of pop-tops,
 * you can find it all at the swap meet.
 * You can find it all at the swap meet.