There Are Lots of Ways to Be Great

"There Are Lots of Ways to Be Great" is a song from the Muppet Babies episode "Summer the Great". Gonzo sings it to Summer Penguin after she expresses interest in being as great as Gonzo.

Lyrics
Gonzo: (Spoken) To become an expert stuntsperson takes guts and concentration, Plus elbow pads, a helmet, and some sort of nose protection. Just settle on the sort of stunt you'd like to undertake, and then do it. That's how you'll be great!

Summer: (Spoken) Gonzo, could you be more specific?

Gonzo: (Spoken) Sure!

You can juggle half a hundred thousand greasy balloons Or run a marathon while jogging in place You can ride a four-wheeled bicycle up over the moon There are lots of ways to be great!

You can balance a buffalo on top of your noggin Teach a dolphin how to use roller skates You can whistle a symphony all in one breath There are lots of ways to be great!

You can find the tippy-tallest tree in all the land Then scramble up and backwards with no hands Make yourself a parachute of leaves Then flutter right down gently in the breeze

Penguins, Gonzos, potatoes and... (clucks) All of us can do amazing things, ha ha So let's get started, there's no need to wait There are lots of ways to be great!

(Spoken) And those are just a few!