Blast You Peter Pan

Blast You Peter Pan is a song from the television series' Jake and the Never Land Pirates episode Peter Pan Returns. The song is a duet by Peter Pan (Adam Wiley) and Captain Hook (Corey Burton).

After Peter and Hook reunited after at least a year of not seeing each other, they begin to sing about how they feel about each other. The song is meant to reflect their hatred relationship and as the song progresses, they become more and more aggravated with one another.

Lyrics
Captain Hook: So this is what I think of you

You're as welcome as a bilge rat in my stew

Now Never Land belongs to me

Peter Pan: Well, I've never heard a codfish try to sing

Captain Hook: So you've returned, now go away

Captain Hook is at the helm and here to stay

Peter Pan: Now looky here, imagine that

A barnacle in a feather hat

Captain Hook: Oh blast you Peter Pan

You're a pompous popinjay, always getting in my way

Peter Pan: Oh crooked Captain Hook

If only you'd play fair instead of blasting everywhere

Captain Hook: Always tugging at my coat

Peter Pan: You're a greedy billy goat

Captain Hook: You always ruin my fun

Peter Pan: Because you steal from everyone

Captain Hook: Pesky swab

Peter Pan: Scurvy dog

Captain Hook: Oh blast you Peter Pan!