Yzmopolis

Yzmopolis is a song sung by Yzma in the Emperor's New School episode of the same name. After Kuzco wishes he had never been emperor, Yzma becomes empress and turns the empire into an evil city.

It is featured in the Disney Cruise Line show Villains Tonight!, in Yzma's segment of the show.

Lyrics
Yzma:  Welcome to my city,

Welcome to my land,

Welcome to the empire

Where only I command...

Yzmopolis, my metropolis!

My favorite place to be

Yzmopolis, my metropolis!

Where it's all for one and that one is me

From Yzma Boulevard to Yzma Avenue,

All landmarks and roads and parks

Were named for me, not you!

(speaking)  You know, until I came along, this was just a one-llama town, but now it's

(singing)  Yzmopolis, my metropolis!

The region that I rule

Yzmopolis, my metropolis!

Now welcome to my school

Chorus: Y-Z-M-A! Yzma, Yzma! Hooray!

Yzma:  Yzmopolis, my metropolis!

A wondrous place to be

Prisoners:  It's glorious

Victorious

We always laugh uproarious

'Cause life is so euphorious

Yzma:  And here is what you'll see:

Yzma movie starring me,

My name in lights on the Yzmarquee,

Yzma books and magazines,

Yzma shirts, Yzma jeans,

Yzma chocolate, Yzma mints,

Yzma shampoo and the rinse

All the dogs are Yzmaltese

And life is just an Yzma breeze

Hear me chat on the radio on  YZMA FM

Man on radio: Yzmopolis, my metropolis!

With news and sports, whatever

Yzma traffic's all backed up

And now a look at weather

Yzma (speaking): I can't wait to show you my new project: Yzmatopia! There's a peasant village on the spot right now, but you can't stop progress. Yzmopolis is growing, and soon, soon, soon it will become...

Chorus (singing): Yzmopolis Megalopolis!

Yzma: My purple legacy

Chorus: Yzmopolis!

Yzma: There's no stoppin' us!

Urkon: That's not a word!

Yzma: It is to me!

Some have tried to run and hide,

But they just can't get free

'Cause when I'm dead, you'll bow your head

To an Yzmummy of me!

(Ha ha ha ha ha!)

Chorus: Welcome to her city,

Welcome to her land

Yzma and chorus: Welcome to the empire

Where only I command!

Yzmopolis!