Whooooo Are Youuuuu?

"Whooooo Are Youuuuu" is a song exclusive to Disney's Alice in Wonderland Jr. and takes place right after the royal trial.

Lyrics
Caterpillar:

Remember, Alice, inner fabulousity. Now, answer this one simple question: Whooooo are youuuuu?

Alice:

Well, I'm not a silly pair of Tweedles who get all bent out of shape and tied up in knots if you don't know the proper way to say hello!

(The Tweedles start to sing "How do you do and shake hands, shake hands, shake hands!")

Small Alice:

And I'm certainly not a bunch of snooty flower...

...girls who act like they're better than everybody else...

...and whose only ambition in life is to look pretty! (The Flowers start to sing "In the golden, golden afternoon!")

Tall Alice:

And I'm not some party animal mad hatter...

...who likes to cheat at games...

...and break other people's things just because he thinks it's funny.

(''The Mad Hatter starts to sing "A very merry unbirthday to you, to you!")

Small Alice: I'm not a crazy white rabbit who never...

...has time to visit and play and get to know me—

Tall Alice: When all I wanted to do was be his friend.

(The White Rabbit starts to sing "I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date")

Alice:

And I'm absolutely...

Small Alice:

...positively...

Tall Alice:

...categorically...

All Alices:

...NOT a big old nasty Queen of Hearts...

...who bosses people around!

(The Queen and Cardsmen start to sing "Painting the roses red, we're painting the roses red!")

Alices:

QUIET!!!

(All stop singing. In the silence:)

Alice:

I'll tell you who I am... (The Alices join hands.)

Small Alice:

I'm Alice!

Tall Alice:

I'm Alice!

Alice:

I'm Alice! Do you hear me?

Alices:

Alice! Alice! Alice! Etc....

Wonderland Characters:

Alice! Alice! Alice! Etc....