Greenland National Anthem

 is sung by the evil Professor Bannister in the episode "Sidetracked", as he tells Perry and Lyla his plans for his home country, including a new national anthem.

Lyrics

 * Bannister: Oh, Greenland,
 * Home of things that aren't so green,
 * Though we call it Greenland.
 * Shiny Greenland,
 * People are very short there
 * In Greenland.

Background information

 * Second song that is a national anthem. (Hail Doofania!)
 * There is, in fact, a national anthem of Greenland that is played before this song. The title of the anthem is Nunarput utoqqarsuanngoravit, translated into English as You Our Ancient Land.