Doof 'N' Puss Theme Song

Doof 'N' Puss Theme Song is a song that appears in "Nerds of a Feather".

Lyrics
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "Where's Perry?" is written on this wanted poster, hanging on a tree. And we see this little hand reach up and tear the poster down and the music kicks in and all "Chik chika chow chika chow chow chik chika chika chow" and the opening credits like on of those cool 80's TV shows with the voice over. You know...

Major Monogram/Voice Over: A fugitive, semi-aquatic special forces amateur stage magician, framed for a crime he didn't commit, the 1865 assassination of Abraham Lincoln, joins forces with a rogue-trillionare inventor-extreme fighting champion from the future. Together with the aid of "R.I.C.K.", their super crime-fighting high-tech talking rickshaw, they'll bring hope, justice, and varying degrees of aquaticness to a Tristate area in peril. Together, they are...

Female singers: Doof 'n' Puss!

Major Monogram/Voice Over: Tonight's episode, Ham on Rye, Hold the Mayor.