Trees are Made of Wood

 is a song performed by Slamm Hammer and his band during the Tri-State Music Awards which was nominated for a Fact Based Song Award, however it lost the contest in favor of The Ballad of Klimpaloon ("The Klimpaloon Ultimatum").

Lyrics
Wow! Trees are made of wood!

Errors

 * This song should have been disqualified as well, since trees are not made of wood...trees are wood.