Visiting Pig-nitaries

"Visiting Pig-nitaries" is an episode from The Lion King's Timon & Pumbaa.

Synopsis
Timon and Pumbaa are visiting in Etiquettica. When they run into an assistant to the Empress, who mistakes them for visiting dignitaries, Timon talks Pumbaa into going along with it. Pumbaa eats the bugs in front of the assistant, burps in the Empress' face, ruins Etiquettica's constitution by using it as a tissue to blow his nose, then ruins the painting of Etiquettica's first Emperor, and ruins a fancy dinner. Timon covers up for it by saying "A custom in our country." They get thrown out as soon as Timon admits they're not fancy-schmancy dignitaries.

Plot
"Visiting Pig-nitaries" begins by introducing Timon, a meerkat, and Pumbaa, a warthog. At the start of the episode, Timon and Pumbaa arrive at Etiquettica. They run into an assistant of the Empress and mistakes them for visiting dignitaries. Timon takes advantage of his mistake and makes Pumbaa do so as well.

The assistant takes Timon and Pumbaa to the Imperial Museum of Etiquettica. He guides them to see a picture of their first emperor, Jean-Claude Fluggin. When he wipes the picture, Pumbaa smells the dust and uses a constitution as a tissue to sneeze on. The warthog wipes the constitution on an armor, causing it to make the other armors fall and break the picture.

The assistant takes Timon and Pumbaa to another building. Timon and Pumbaa get lost and they mistake for a map and Pumbaa takes it down. Timon tells the assistant that it in their country, it is polite to put flags down.

Timon and Pumbaa are now about to meet the Empress of Etiquettica. Pumbaa is about to burp, but Timon tells him to hold it in. After Timon greets the Empress, Pumbaa can't hold his burp much longer, and he belches in the Empress' face. Timon tells her that it's a custom in their country.

Timon, Pumbaa, the assistant, and the Empress are now having a fancy dinner. A bug gets in Pumbaa's soup and the warthog goes after it, ruining the dinner. After the assistant calls Pumbaa a peasant, Timon tells him and the Empress the truth and they kick Timon and Pumbaa out.

Quotes
(Timon, Pumbaa, and the assistant are in a limousine)

Pumbaa: I'm so hungry, Timon.

Timon: Don't worry, Pumbaa. As long as we keep that mook thinking we're dignitaries, we're gonna get treated like kings.

Pumbaa: I thought kings get treated like kings. Wouldn't dignitaries get treated like dignitaries?

(Timon slaps his face as if Pumbaa's not understanding the situation)

Assistant: This is a priceless rendition of our first Emperor: Jean-Claude Fluggin with the Big Noggin.

Pumbaa: Man, what a fathead. Hey Timon, I bet all his hats were afraid of him. He, he, he.

(The assistant dusts the picture with a cloth)

Assistant: He was our emperor.

(The cloth spreads dust. Pumbaa inhales it)

Pumbaa: Ah-hee-hooh. Still had a big fathead.

(Pumbaa is about to sneeze but Timon quickly stops him)

Timon: Go find a tissue or something, and remember your manners.

Assistant: And here is the priceless original copy of Etiquettica's constitution.

(The constitution isn't in the glass case)

Assistant: (gasps) It's gone.

(Pumbaa uses the constitution as a tissue to sneeze on)

Pumbaa: Oops, was this important? Don't worry, I'll clean it off.

(Pumbaa wipes it on a suit of armor, that falls and causes the other armors to fall. The last armor slices the painting of the emperor in half).

Pumbaa: Ooh. So much for Mr. Fathead.

(Timon and Pumbaa are about to meet the Empress of Etiquettica)

Pumbaa: Uh, Timon, you might want to stand back. I'm feeling a... great big belch coming on.

Timon: Dear, Pumbaa, we're about to meet the Empress of Etiquettica. For crying out loud, hold it in.

Assistant: (To Timon) The empress will see you now.

(Timon imagines a beautiful young empress and then bows. He then opens his eyes and sees that the empress is an unattractive middle-aged woman)

Timon: (uncomfortable) Your hignessness...ness.

Assistant: (To Pumbaa) Well, you can't greet the empress without saying something?

(Pumbaa shakes his head with sweat)

Assistant: But you must or it will be an awful breach of etiquette.

(Pumbaa turns green, then blue, then purple, and then...)

Pumbaa: BURP!!!

(The empress flies into the wall, the assistant's jaw drops, and Timon is worried)

Timon: Uh, in our country, it is a custom to greet this way. Rude not tude, in fact.

Assistant: Then why didn't you do it?

(Timon gestures "why not" and sprays stuff in his mouth)

Timon: Burp. He he.

Empress: Such strange customs. Burp.

Timon: Thanks, you're too kind.