Civilization

Civilization is the first half of the sixth episode of Dave the Barbarian.

Synopsis
Candy sets her sights on making Fang presentable in high society.

Quotes

 * [Some bugs are telling scary stories about Fang, and are interrupted by Fang.]
 * Fang: I squash you all!


 * [Dave reads a letter from his parents.]
 * Dave: Dear kids, we're still busy fighting evil, but we'll be home soon. Your mother says the demon monkeys may attack but I don't think- egad, they're here. Ieee, argh, ow, ow, ow, ow, yar, ock, yargh, ock, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, scree, erk. Love, mom and dad.


 * Dave: We can teach Fang to be way, way, way more civilized with this: [holds up book.] A Young Lady's Guide to being Way, Way, Way More Civilized.


 * Candy: What was I thinking? Making Fang civilized is hopeless!
 * Oswidge: Yes, because we've been missing the key ingredient: bribery!


 * Storyteller: Fizzberries: a treat so beloved by Fang, that she would chew off her own leg to get to them!


 * [Fang, after becoming civilized, decides to clothe all of the naked animals in Udrogoth.]
 * Fang: It'll be even better once I get dresses on all these fish!


 * Fang: Here, little ladybug. I made you a dress!
 * Ladybug: Nice material! Is it chiffon?


 * [Fang has made a moat for Udrogoth Castle and turned it into a bug-feeding trough]
 * Dave: They're in my pants!


 * Storyteller: Bugle Beetles! These terrible insects are famous for their unstoppable wrath!
 * Dumb Beetle: We're gonna smash things up good, huh? [Chuckles.]
 * Dumber Beetle: We're gonna smash things up real good! [Laughs.]
 * Storyteller: They're also famous for being about as smart as the stuff you scoop out of a pumpkin.


 * [The Royal Family sees the invading Bugle Beetle herd.]
 * Dave: I'll go get bug spray. I think there's some in northern China!


 * [Osiwdge tries to defeat a Bugle Beetle with his magic.]
 * Oswidge: Hold your horses, bigfella, I gotta check the owner's manual for this wand. Ah, here it is. Destroy: see obliterate. Obliterate: see Destroy. Dang it!


 * Candy: It's my fault we're all... doomed and junk.


 * Fang: Oh, dear! The killer insects are menacing my beloved family!


 * Dumb Beetle: Is it just me, or does The Great Destructor seem smaller in person?
 * Dumber Beetle: Maybe we's bigger in person.