My Wettest Friend

This song is sung in the Phineas and Ferb episode "The Lake Nose Monster", shows Nosey having fun time with Phineas and Ferb.

Lyrics
I know a special someone

Who lives under the sea

He's my wettest friend!

(He's my wettest friend)

My wettest friend

He's not the shortest,

He's not the orange-est,

He's not the one who smells

Most like masking tape

Now, I will always love him

I hope it never slips away

Cause he's my wettest friend

(He's my wettest friend)

My wettest friend

He's so sopping, yeah

Cause he's my wettest friend

Don't let him plug anything in!

My wettest friend.