Talk:Barnaby (Babes in Toyland)/@comment-4034626-20141218221122

You're a mean one, Mr. Barnaby! You really are a heel! You're as cuddly as a cactus! You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Barrrrrnaby! You're a bad banana with a Greasy black peel! You're a monster, Mr. Barnaby! Your heart's an empty hole! Your brain is full of spiders! You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Barrrrrnaby! I wouldn't touch you with a 39.5 foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Barnaby! You have termites in your smile! You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Barrrrrnaby! Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile!