Muppets Tonight Theme Song

The "Muppets Tonight Theme Song" is a theme song that opened every episode of Muppets Tonight.

Lyrics
If you're a human being, take a break from the race

Take a load off your feet, wipe the load off your face

Got a lot to do and we do it for you

Everybody take your place

Muppets tonight!

You're gonna see something better

Tonight's the night!

You're gonna live with the memories

We got a show for you

Guaranteed brand new

Here come the muppets tonight!

[whistling]

We got a show for you

Guaranteed brand-new

Here come the muppets

Here come the muppets

Here come the muppets tonight!!