Humans

Fight Right is a song from The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars. It is performed during the campaign between Toaster and Supreme Commander as they argue over whether humans are good or not. It's mainly sung by them, with the other household appliances joining in later.

Lyrics
Supreme Commander: Let the campaign begin!

My platform has only one plank

Humans stink and they always stank

Toaster: Then, my platform has one plank, too

Without humans, there'd be no you!

(Two appliances gasp)

Supreme Commander: They created us,

So they could destroy us!

Toaster: But if they hated us,

Why would they employ us?

Supreme Commander: They're wasteful, distasteful and mean!

Toaster: Hey! Kindest creatures I've ever seen!

Appliances: Kook or a kook, it surely is a riddle

Is a human a friend or foe?

Probably the truth, like somewhere in the middle

Lampy, Radio, Kirby: Closer to good

Appliances: Closer to bad

Tinselina: Depending on who you know!

Supreme Commander: The power is in the wrong hands,

Time that we make our OWN demands!

Toaster: But power's a weak person's crutch

What we need, is a human touch

Supreme Commander: We're not falling for

Mindless adoration!

Toaster: I'm just calling for...

Real cooperation!

Supreme Commander: With humans who cheat!

Toaster: Who smile

Supreme Commander: Who overeat!

Toaster: They give you caresses

Supreme Commander: They fight and make messes!

Toaster: They struggle and toil

Supreme Commander: They smell like a camel

Toaster: They're thrifty and loyal

Supreme Commander: They scratch your enamel!

Toaster: A human

Is a gem

Supreme Commander: You sound like...like...like...

One of them!

It's humans who twist and distort!

Toaster: Does he seem like the evil sort?

Appliances: Clear or unclear, we haven't much to go on

Is a human a beast, or not?

Everyone here would like to get the show on

Do we believe him?

Do we believe him?

Tinselina: Let's give him a little taut!

Robbie: (Giggles) Nice!

Appliances: Nice?!

Supreme Commander: Don't fall for this goody-good fluff!

Nice he's nice, but it's human stuff!

Toaster: Appliances, let us unite!

Nice is nice, and what's more, it's...right!

Supreme Commander: Fight...

Toaster: Fight...

Everyone: Fight...

FIGHT!