Princess

Princess is an unused song for "Make Play". It was originally to be sung by Jeremy Johnson to Princess Baldegunde of Drusselstein.

Lyrics
You think you've fallen for a princess

But a part of you is not exactly sure

How to tell if she's a princess

And, if so, how much, and do they have a cure?

There oughta be some kind of test

You know, part written and part quest

But here's some ways to prove that she's royalty

You know you've fallen for a princess

When she tells you her godmother owns a wand

She very well may be a princess

If she's kissed amphibians down by the pond

If she's graceful, upper class

And all her shoes are made of glass

There's a good chance that her daddy's the king

Production Information

 * Jon Colton Barry wrote:
 * This is a demo idea written for a "Phineas and Ferb" episode that was not used. The episode where Candace switches places with the Princess from Doof's homeland who looks exactly like her. I wrote this for Jeremy to sing, but it was decided Jeremy shouldn't have feelings for someone who isn't Candace even if she really IS Candace pretending NOT to be Candace. Do you understand? Me neither. Thus the song was chucked. Oh well. It was a cute idea.