On the Open Road

On the Open Road is a song sung in Disney The Goofy Movie the song is sung by Goofy and Max as they travel.

Lyrics
Goofy:Do ya need a break from modern livin'? Do ya long to shed your weary load? If your nerves are raw And your brain is fried Just grab a friend and take a ride Together upon the open road C'mon, Maxie! Ah-yuk! Max:All in all, I'd rather have detention All in all, I'd rather eat a toad Goofy:Yuck! Max:And the old man drives like such a klutz That I'm about to hurl my guts Directly upon the road Goofy:There's nothin' can upset me 'Cause now we're on our way Our trusty map will guide us straight and true Max:Roxanne, please don't forget me I will return someday Though I may be in traction when I do Goofy:Me and Max relaxin' like the old days Max: This is worse than dragon breath and acne Goofy:In a buddy-buddy kind of mode Max:I'm so mad I think I may explode Goofy: When I see that highway, I could cry Max:Ya know, that's funny So could I Both:Just bein' out on the open road Female Country Singers: Howdy, boys Is this the way to Nashville? Tow Truck Driver:Watch it, Mac! Or you'll be gettin' towed Prisoner:I'm in no hurry to arrive 'Cause I'll be turnin' sixty-five The next time I see the open road Small Man: Just a week of rest and relaxtion Large Woman: Yeah! Small Man: And the odd romantic episode Max:Very odd! Mickey Mouse: It's Californ-eye-ay or bust Old Lady:Look out, you dirtbags Eat my dust >From now on, I own the open road! Goofy:Just me and little Maxie My pipsqueak pioneer Nuns:Their car ventures forever westward ho Nuns and Goofy: Yeehaw! Max:Could someone call a taxi And get me outta here To Beverly Hills 9-0-2-1-0 Chorus and Goofy:Every day another new adventure Every mile another new zip code And the cares we had are gone for good Max:And I'd go with them if I could Goofy and Chorus: I've got no strings on me I'm feelin' fancy-free How wonderful to be On the open road!