Talk:The Lion King (live-action film)/@comment-3472176-20170223045309/@comment-4098886-20170225134328

TIMON: Now, look, kid, bad things happen, and you can't do anything about it, right?

SIMBA: Right.

TIMON: Wrong! When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world.

SIMBA: Well, that's not what I was taught.

TIMON: Then, maybe you need a new lesson. Repeat after me. (clears his throat) Hakuna Matata.

SIMBA: What?

PUMBAA: Hakuna Matata. It means "no worries".

TIMON: Uh-huh. Two little words that will change your life.

SIMBA: Really?

TIMON: Kid, I wasn't always the calm, cool meerkat you see before you, no siree. Why, (singing) when I was a young meerkat!

PUMBAA: (singing) When he was a young meerkat!

TIMON: Very nice.

PUMBAA: Thanks.

TIMON: (singing) I worked in the colony, paying my dues, accepting without question, the prevailing views that a meerkat's life was one long grind.

PUMBAA: that sounds rough.

TIMON: (singing) Digging holes, standing guard, 'till it crossed my mind, I was wrong!

PUMBAA: He was wrong!

TIMON: (singing) And all alone,

PUMBAA: All alone!

TIMON: (singing) All that I needed,

PUMBAA: What did you need?

TIMON: (singing) was to have heeded...

PUMBAA: Sing it, Timon!

TIMON: (singing) Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata, ain't no passin' craze! It means "No Worries", for the rest of your days! It's our problem-free philosophy, Hakuna Matata!

SIMBA: Hakuna Matata?

PUMBAA: Yeah, it's our motto.

SIMBA: What's a motto?

TIMON: Nothing! What's-a-motto with you? (He and Pumbaa laugh)

PUMBAA: You know, kid, these two words will solve all your problems.

SIMBA: Does it really work?

TIMON: Sure! Pumbaa's got one example. Why, (singing) when he was a young warthog!

PUMBAA: (singing) When I was a young warthog!

TIMON: very nice.

PUMBAA: Thanks.

TIMON: (singing) he found his aroma had a certain appeal, he could clear the Savannah after every meal!

PUMBAA: (singing) I'm a sensitive soul, though I seem thick-skinned! And, it hurt that my friends never stood downwind! And, oh, the shame!

TIMON: he was ashamed!

PUMBAA: Thought of changing my name!

TIMON: Oh, what's in a name?

PUMBAA: (singing) And, I got downhearted!

TIMON: how did you feel?

PUMBAA: Everytime that I- (Timon covers his snout)

TIMON: Hey, Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!

PUMBAA: Oh. Sorry.

TIMON AND PUMBAA: (singing) Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passin' craze!

SIMBA: (singing) It means "No Worries" for the rest of your days!

TIMON: Yeah, sing it, kid!

TIMON, PUMBAA, AND SIMBA: (singing) It's our problem-free philosophy, Hakuna Matata!

PUMBAA: So, you're staying with us, right?

TIMON: Yeah, he belongs here! (shows Simba a view of the rest of the jungle) Welcome to our humble home!

SIMBA: (amazed) you live here?

TIMON: We live wherever we want. We get tired of this spot, we move to another.

PUMBAA: Yup, home is where your rump rests! (Chuckles)

SIMBA: It's beautiful!

PUMBAA: (belches) I'm starved!

TIMON: Yeah, me too.

SIMBA: I'm so hungry, I could eat a whole zebra!

TIMON: We're fresh out of zebra.

SIMBA: Any antelope?

TIMON: Uh-uh.

SIMBA: Hippo?

TIMON: Nope. Listen, Kid, we've gotta get one thing straight here: If you're going to live with us, you have to eat like us. (notices a log) Hey, this looks like a good spot to rustle up some grub! (Pumbaa lifts the log with his snout, revealing some bugs and grubs)

SIMBA: eww. What's that?

TIMON: A grub. What's it look like? (Eats one)

SIMBA: Ew! Gross!

TIMON: Mm. Tastes like chicken.

PUMBAA: (slurps up a worm) Slimy, yet satisfying! you'll learn to love 'em!

TIMON: (arranging some bugs on a leaf) I'm telling you, kid, this is the great life. No rules, no responsibilities, no commitments, and, best of all, No worries. (Offers Simba a grub) Well, kid? Go ahead.

SIMBA: Oh, well. Hakuna Matata. (Eats the grub) Slimy, yet satisfying.

TIMON: That's it.

PUMBAA: Kid, you're gonna love it here. (Simba stays in the jungle for a very long time, and grows into an adult lion.)