Ask Her a Question

Ask Her a Question is the first song of My Fair Hatey in Wander Over Yonder.

Lyrics
Wander: The heart of a lady Is a mysterious thing That scientists have wrestled with for years...

Hater: Wait. What's happening?

Wander: Your approach so far has lacked A certain gentlemanly tact. It's time to reassess your presentation Redirect your conversations with... Her...

Hater: I have no idea what you're singing about.

Wander: What I mean is...

Ask....her...a...question! Hater: A question? Wander: Something about herself, A question! Hater: A question? Wander: You gotta focus on someone else. A question! Hater: A question? Wander: Something to show her That you'd really like to get to know her, Then listen... Hater: Listen?! Wander: Hear what she has to say And follow up... Hater: Huh? Wander: With some follow-up repartee Then listen... Hater: More listening?! Wander: Always remember There's a heart inside that scary armor.

There's no shortage of fellas... (Watchdogs: No shortage of fellas...) Who prattle on and on about themselves... (On and on about themselves...) Flex their muscles or pump up their chests Well, that's a perfect way to bore a lady to death.

A question. Hater: Again?! Wander: Something about herself, A question. Hater: I did! Wander: You gotta focus on someone else. If you wanna win her, Show some interest in her. If you wanna date her, Try to formulate a question.

Alright, Hater. Give it a shot! Hater: Um, okay. Have you ever noticed how incredibly impressive I am? Wander: No! (ZAP!) Hater: Who wants to date the galaxy's most charismatic dictator? You do! Wander: Try again. (ZAP!) Hater: What's your favorite... Wander: Uh-huh? Hater: ...one of my many, many outstanding traits? Mine's my humility! Wander: No! From the top!

There's no shortage of fellas... (Watchdogs: No shortage of fellas...) Who prattle on and on about themselves... (On and on about themselves...) Flex their muscles or pump up their chests Well, that's a perfect way to bore a lady to death.