Tweedledee and Tweedledum

"Tweedledee and Tweedledum" is the eighth track from the 1982 Disneyland Records album, Mousercise.

Lyrics
Tweedledee and Tweedledum, Always having a lot of fun, Tweedledee and Tweedledum, Always having a lot of fun.

Now let me tell you about Tweedledee and Tweedledum. Their life is just one big party, They're always having fun. Now in Wonderland is where they live, This overweight pair. And they got little bitty tiny feet That take them everywhere.

Now I've never seen them dance And I've never heard them sing, But I believe that if they wanted to, They could do most anything. They bounce around like rubber balls, Tweedledee and Tweedledum, And when the White Rabbit comes around, They really have some fun.

Tweedledee and Tweedledum, Always having a lot of fun, Tweedledee and Tweedledum, Always having a lot of fun.

They live in the closest thing to heaven, Alice's Wonderland. Love is the force that moves them around, And they enjoy life as full as they can. So many beautiful things for them to see, Day in and day out, It's not surprising, once they are there, That they never, ever want to come out.

Tweedledee and Tweedledum, Always having a lot of fun, Tweedledee and Tweedledum, Always having a lot of fun.

They're big and fat and like it like that, Work hard to stay that way. They dash and rip and run around, But the fat won't go away. A happier pair of people This world has never seen. And if you could live in Wonderland, You'd know just what I mean.

They live in the closest thing to heaven, Alice's Wonderland. Love is the force that moves them around, And they enjoy life as full as they can. So many beautiful things for them to see, Day in and day out, It's not surprising, once they are there, That they never, ever want to come out.

Tweedledee and Tweedledum, Always having a lot of fun, Tweedledee and Tweedledum, Always having a lot of fun. (repeat chorus until fadeout)