Talk:Moana/@comment-25704059-20150701164435/@comment-26423071-20150708173743

"We need another princess to add to the merchandising!"

"But it has to be black! Elsa and Anna are too white!"

"We already tried that before with Tiana, and it didn't work!"

"What if we make her Polynesian?"

"Yeah! And the Rock should be her prince! Everything he touches turns into gold!"

"And she needs a chicken sidekick! Chickens are always funny!"

"Gentlemen, we have our next cash cow-I mean, movie!"

That's how.