Talk:Hans/@comment-1765692-20150319042816/@comment-1765692-20150320131329

Decent foreshadowing, Weedle? By that, you mean putting up a big neon sigh that says "HE'S THE VILLAIN". So I guess you must really hate Citizen Kane, huh? After all, they could have had more decent foreshadowing that it was his sled. Not that it matters, now that everyone knows it was his sled. How about Psycho? Yeah, that would have been greatly improved if we knew all along that Norman Bates had a split personality. Or how about this: Every murder mystery story ever should have "decent foreshadowing" (i.e. dress the killer in all black, give them a deep dark voice, and make them look as sinister as possible) to spare us the shock of finding out that the victim was killed by his own loving wife.

That's it, I'm done here. I am never coming back to these comments sections again. I've met a lot of painfully stupid people on here, but Weedle, you have got to be the worst of them. You hate things for entirely nonsensical reasons, you nitpick constantly, you always act like an authority on a subject when you really know no more than anyone else on here. And you're so paranoid. You think Belle is against your religion, just because you didn't see her marry in a church, or read a bible. You yell at some random person to change their username because it makes you uncomfortable. That's right, I've been watching. How can I not? You're everywhere. You always have to butt into the conversation, and then derail it into a competition to see who can be the biggest idiot. Oh, and I guess me calling you an idiot just now means you won the argument, because apparently me being blunt about your short-sightedness makes me the biggest asshole, and not the paranoid wise guy who thinks he knows everything. The guy who thought that Disney shouldn't have to pay to use Amy Adams's likeness for merchandise just because they created the character she plays. The guy who thinks that there can only be one main character in a movie, and everyone else is a supporting character. The guy who fights as hard as possible in favor of his half-assed logic, and never thoroughly thinks over what he's saying. Like how a psychopath and a sociopath are not the same thing. And how not all sociopaths are as extreme as the Joker. In other words, you fail psychology forever. Also, you yourself said that sociopaths are consummate liars. Hans is a consummate liar, successfully tricking both the main characters and the audience into thinking he was trustworthy. Sociopaths also don't experience guilt, lacking any remorse for their actions. Hans left Anna to die, and the closest thing he did to showing remorse was the little show he put on for the Duke of Weselton.

Of course, I guess I could also bring up my past experiences with people who have a a mental health condition in which a person has a long-term pattern of manipulating, exploiting, or violating the rights of others. Don't tell me what a sociopath is, Weedle, I know what a sociopath is. I have spoken to sociopaths. I have been manipulated by sociopaths. I spend every day of my life with a sociopath, and the only reason I tolerate it is because I have nowhere else to go. You think you know about sociopaths, Weedle? You know nothing. Get some real life experience.

I really hope you got any of that. You were never too good at understanding me when I type. I wonder, do you actually read all of what I type? It often sounds like you only got half the information at most.

Now, before you get on my back about how I'm being a real hypocrite, how I'm being a total shithead, and how you automatically win because I called you an idiot, don't bother, because I already know. I am an asshole, and I enjoy messing with people, because it gives me some relief from my nonexistent life. I am a hypocrite, and I say I'm the only one around here who is allowed to be. I am very self-aware about these things, almost to the point of insecurity. I know when I'm going too far, and I went too far on purpose. You'll be pleased to hear that, assuming the admins are the least bit competent, I should be banned some time after posting this. Whether or not you get to read this comment before it is inevitably deleted is another thing altogether. I hate this Wiki's comments, and I don't want anything more to do with them. Only trouble is, I admit I have limited self-control when I see stupid statements. So, I'm getting myself banned so that I never have to talk to you again.

And TRIMC 95, while I still have the change, I have something I've been wanting to say to you for awhile. Should you ever fall in love, I hope it is with someone who is just like Hans.

Since you all clearly need subtlety pointed out to you, I am suggesting that he should get romantically involved with a real-life sociopath, just in the off-chance that it would get him to realize that Hans really is that evil.

I will never forget you.