Doof's Evil Hideout Vacation Swap

 is a song performed in "Live and Let Drive", where Heinz Doofenshmirtz gets a new lair on another island, so he spruces up his Evil Jingle. A 30 second preview of the song was first heard on "The Brian and Jill Show" and is sung by co-host Jill Whelan.

Lyrics
Doofenshmirtz Swanky New Evil Lair!

It's an even swap,

A variation on a timeshare

He can use the kitchen and the hallway closet

Don't touch the rocket or you'll lose your deposit

It's an old-school evil hideout vacation swap.

It's an elegant lair with spectacular views

But the carpets are white, so please take off your shoes

The wiring is new, so you won't blow an electrical fuse

It's a swanky new evil hideout vacation

An old school evil hideout vacation

Yes, it's Doofenshmirtz evil hideout vacation swap.

Vacation swap!