You're Only Second Rate

You're Only Second Rate is a song featured in The Return of Jafar sung by Jafar as he defeats Genie and Abu.

Lyrics

 * I must admit, Your parlor tricks are amusing
 * I bet you've got a bunny
 * Under your hat!
 * Now here's your chance
 * To get the best of me,
 * Hope your hand is hot!
 * C'mon, clown, Let's see what you've got!
 * You try to slam me
 * With your hardest stuff
 * But your double whammy
 * Isn't up to snuff
 * I'll set the record straight
 * You're simply out of date
 * You're only second rate!
 * You think your cat's a meanine,
 * But your tiger's tame
 * You've got a lot to learn
 * About the genie game
 * So for your information,
 * I'll reiterate
 * You're only second rate!
 * Men cower at the power
 * In my pinky
 * My thumb is number one
 * On every list
 * But if you're not convinced
 * That I'm invincible,
 * Put me to the test!
 * I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!
 * Go ahead and zap me
 * With the big surprise
 * Snap me in a trap,
 * Cut me down to size
 * I'll make a big escape
 * It's just a piece of cake
 * You're only second rate!
 * You know, your hocus-pocus
 * Isn't tough enough
 * And your mumbo-jumbo
 * Doesn't measure up
 * Let me pontificate
 * Upon your sorry state
 * You're only second rate!
 * Zaba-caba-dabra!
 * Granny's gonna grab ya!
 * Alakazam-da-mus
 * And this thing's bigger than the both of us!
 * So spare me your tremendous scare!
 * You look horrendous in your underwear!
 * And I can hardly wait
 * To discombobulate
 * I'll send ya back and packing
 * In a shipping crate
 * You'll make a better living
 * With a spinning plate
 * You're only second rate!