My Red Rubber Boots

Lyrics
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Well, my wardrobe, it used to be duller,

But now I got this one splash of color. Look!

I got Red Rubber Boots,

and I'm gonna go steppin' tonight.

Broom me!

Yes, I can go tip-tapping all over town,

I...

(Dr. Doofenwitch gets cut off when a house lands on him)

"Dorothy": Golly!

"Toto" barks

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Ughh, I didn't get to finish my song.

(This how the song would've continued)

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Don't even care if it rains.

I could walk through manure,

I could walk through a sewer

My footware's no longer mundane.

I used to wear mahogany loafers

That I bought for 10 bucks from my chauffer

(He's from Holland!)

I got Red Rubber Boots

and I'm gonna go steppin' tonight.