Thread:KillRoy231/@comment-13636762-20190506232410/@comment-1031724-20190517041930

I hope all that wasn't too long.

Fourth paragraph: Nothing in particular. I'm going with Endgame, I'm just interested to see your alternate ending.

Ever seen this show called Mystery Science Theater 3000? There a mad scientist named Dr. Forrester forces a man and two robots to watch bad movies, hoping he can use these movies to drive everyone on Earth insane and take it over. And the guy (Joel at first, who is replaced with Mike in Season 5) and the robots make fun of it the whole way through.

There was one movie, The Girl in Lovers Lane, where the robots are depressed at the ending, where the girl is killed by the village idiot, so Joel tells them to come up with their own alternate endings for their headcanons, like you are. When Forrester's assistant Frank does the same, Forrester pounds a railroad spike into Frank's skull, comically having Frank hold it in place. (Frank survives all his deaths until the end of the sixth season)