Hamm & Eggz

Hamm & Eggz are a vaudeville-style comedy team who performed in the Kitchen Kabaret show at Epcot.

In the show, Mr. Hamm and Mr. Eggz performed on top of a stove on the right side of the theater's stage. They told some jokes and sang a few short ditties. At the end of the act, Mr. Hamm got angry at Mr. Eggz because kept telling corny jokes and decided to split from the duo. There were also running gags in this part of the show. Mr. Eggz's bow moved as if he was laughing. At the beginning and end of their act, smoke bellowed around them to protecting the two from being seen rising into view from underneath their stove and sinking back down out of sight when they finished.
 * Mr. Hamm: "There's plenty of good protein acts for me to work with!"
 * Mr. Eggz: "Oh yeah? Like who?"
 * Mr. Hamm: "Cheese, cheese is a great source of protein!"
 * Mr. Eggz: "Oh, I cheddar to think about it."
 * Mr. Hamm: "Beans, now there's good..."
 * Mr. Eggz: "Beans! Oh nuts to you, hammy!"
 * Mr. Hamm: "That's right, nuts to me! Another excellent source of protein".