The Great Big Book of Everything (song)

Mentions of the book and getting the book cause a problem for Stanley's best friend and pet goldfish Dennis because it always gets his fellow pets Harry and Elsie's attention, and they always sing the book's theme song, which Dennis finds irritating.

The lyrics to the first half of the song always stays the same (but only when it comes to the book)*, while how the second half goes depends on what animal the episode is about.

The album version is longer, with more and original lyrics created for the album.

(* An alternate version is used when Stanley and whoever accompanies him is researching on the Internet.)

Lyrics
Album= Harry: Where do you go When you need to know And you've run up against a wall?

Elsie: We know what to do Let your fingers perrruse

Harry and Elsie: That thick, beefy book with it all

Elsie: With it all

Harry and Elsie: It's The Great Big Book of Everything With everything inside See the world around us This book's the perfect guide With everything from A to zoo Just by flipping through

Elsie: Know how, show how From kangaroo to moo cow The scuttlebutt from soup to nuts

Harry, Elsie, and Stanley: We can look it up

Harry: Info, to go From cockatoo to buffalo

Harry and Elsie: All the scoop from A to zoo Just by flipping through

It's The Great Big Book of Everything With everything inside See the world around us This book's the perfect guide Everything from A to zoo Just by flipping through

Elsie: Oh yeah.

Harry: ''Uh huh. Ha ha ha. You go, girl!''

Harry and Elsie: We can look it up!

Elsie: Yeah! From your bow-wow

Harry: To your meow

Elsie: It's in the book

Harry and Elsie: You bet!

In The Great Big Book of Everything They fly and creep and crawl Fur or fins or feathers This book has got 'em all It's The Great Big Book of Everything With everything inside See the world around us This book's the perfect guide.

Harry: ''Cockatoo? Gotta look that up.'' It's The Great Big Book of Everything With everything inside See the world around us This book's the perfect guide. Now we're going online To find out everything We'll surf the Internet For the answers it can bring
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The World Wide Web's the way to go To find the things we need to know.