Safety Czar

"Safety Czar" is a song performed in Elliot's dream in the Milo Murphy's Law episode, "Disaster of My Dreams". Elliot dreams about being the greatest school safety czar, by performing a jazz song with backgrounds and backup singers.

Lyrics

 * Elliot: Ever since I was hall monitor and wore that safety vest
 * All the other kids in school were jealous, said I was obsessed
 * But what you see is what you get, there's nothing more to go on
 * With me, it's safety first and second, third and forth, and so on


 * I'm no friend to careless living - danger's biggest enemy
 * I'm a soldier in the war on accidental injury-y-Y!


 * Backup singers: (He's the cautious king, he's the safety czar)
 * Elliot: I'm the being careful superstar!
 * Backup singers: (He's an advocate for living hazard free)
 * Elliot: That's me
 * Backup singers: (So when it comes to cautious living)
 * Elliot: There's a lot of free advice I'm giving!
 * Elliot and backup singers: Gotta non-slip, flame-retardant, high-reflective, shatterproof philosophy


 * Elliot: If you're looking for a safety czar, that's me!!


 * Backup singers: (Yes, if you're looking for a safety czar)
 * Elliot: Just think of me as life's pace car
 * Elliot and backup singers: If you're looking for a safety czar!

Background Information

 * This is the first song Elliot sings in the series.
 * This is the second song to include backup female singers. ("Rooting for the Enemy")