User:Buccaneer Blue

And now, a speech about...

Are you ready? Don't be shocked. Oh rats, that probably just scared you off. But I do like some Disney creations, such as Fantasia. So perhaps it can be taken easy with Disney, where everything is possible... unfortunately. But this critique has a PG rating!

Anyway, they just made one miscalculation. Some of us like realistic settings where magic doesn't exist and animals can't talk. Oh, and not all of us ladies like princesses. Call me an anomaly for my gender, but the princesses are one of a few qualities I dislike about Disney. Stereotypes! Stereotypes!

So I go for what appeals to me more, the live-action pirates, and it seemed pretty promising at first... but as soon as they made a sequel a very unattractive talking octopus had to be the villain and the magic got totally out of hand. I'll buy cursed coins that turn you into a skeleton, but I don't at all buy cutting your own heart out and turning into yet another talking animal instead of dying, installing a pipe organ in your ship without sinking it, and using said ship as a submarine. (And what did the hostile natives with the bone cages earlier in the film have to do with anything?)  So, I was surprised that I could hate a pirate movie, and my thoughts on the company went downhill from there.

But don't worry, I'll add a photo eventually.

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