Humiliate the Boy



Humiliate the Boy is a cut song from Aladdin.


 * JAFAR:
 * Seize the good times!
 * Too bad they never last
 * Especially for an urchin
 * With a questionable past
 * Ah, yes, these were the good times
 * Hope you liked them, little friend
 * 'Cause here is where the good times
 * Most decidedly must end


 * Iago?


 * IAGO:
 * Sir?


 * JAFAR:
 * Oh, it's a thrill
 * Oh, it's such fun
 * To see another fellow's dreams
 * Turn into nightmares, one by one
 * It's such a lark
 * It's such a joy
 * To roll our sleeves up and humiliate the boy


 * Oh, it's a kick
 * Oh, it's a bash
 * When we remove the fancy turban
 * And the neatly trimmed mustache
 * And now let's repossess the clothes


 * IAGO:
 * D'ya think we ought to?


 * JAFAR:
 * Why by coy?
 * C'mon, let's do it
 * Let's humiliate the boy


 * Once he was proud
 * Once he was fine
 * The very model of Arabian design
 * But such is fate


 * IAGO:
 * Too bad, tsk-tsk


 * JAFAR:
 * I guess he'll have to learn the hard way


 * BOTH:
 * Rubbing lamps involves some risk


 * JAFAR:
 * And it's so rich
 * And it's so rare
 * To take his shirt, his shoes, his jewelry


 * IAGO:
 * And then we'll thin his hair


 * JAFAR:
 * Oh, we'll emasculate him slowly


 * BOTH:
 * All the better to enjoy
 * How delicious, to humiliate the boy


 * JAFAR:
 * What were the horses?


 * GENIE:
 * They were roaches


 * JAFAR:
 * And the camels?


 * GENIE:
 * They were gnats


 * JAFAR:
 * And the elephant?


 * GENIE:
 * His monkey - and the rest of 'em were rats


 * JAFAR:
 * They were rodents?


 * GENIE:
 * Yes, diseased ones


 * JAFAR:
 * Oh, how very, very sad
 * Change them back now, that's an order
 * Take everything you gave him
 * All the magic stuff away
 * Leave him dirty, poor and penniless


 * GENIE:
 * But, sir . ..


 * JAFAR:
 * Do as I say!


 * Now let it rain
 * Now let it storm


 * IAGO:
 * Now send some flies into the picture


 * JAFAR:
 * 'Bout how many?


 * IAGO:
 * Oh, a swarm


 * JAFAR:
 * Now let 'er rip
 * Don't be repressed
 * Keep on destroying things
 * I've always felt it's what you do the best


 * BOTH:
 * Let him have it! Atta Genie!
 * Since you're now in our employ


 * JAFAR:
 * It's your pleasure to ruin him!


 * IAGO:
 * Wreck him!


 * JAFAR:
 * I want him neutralized!