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Introduction Greetings everybody! I'm Tommy Tiger and I'm writing my first article. It's made a list of my personal worst Mickey Mouse (2013) episodes. You should remember, this is the Tommy Tiger character and not the real me, so expect a lot of allcaps, bold, italics or swearing. This show is half-and-half IMHO. It has good episodes, but it also has its slew of terrible episodes. Hell, one of the bad episodes actually ended up on the Western Animation DMOS page BECAUSE it pissed me off! OK, now sit back, relax and enjoy as I give you my Top 10 Least Favorite Episodes...

Number 10 I love camping and so do you. But sadly, Donald and Goofy managed to ruin camping for me in this episode… "Roughin' It" My major problem with the series is: Why does P.R. love torturing Mickey Mouse so much? Comedic Sociopathy, that's why. Mick wasn't meant to be the Butt-Monkey... oh wait, he's not a Butt-Monkey. Well, he wasn't meant to be the Designated Monkey. I thought Donald Duck was supposed to fill those roles, but even then, it wouldn't have been funny if he didn't deserve it (that is, very few times, most of the time he is a Jerkass and also a Karma Houdini. Yes, a Born Unlucky character is allowed to get away with his bad deeds). And this comes from somebody who can tolerate all episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants, even the more infamous ones. I have a magazine that provides comic versions of "I'm With Stupid", "One Coarse Meal" and "Yours, Mine and Mine" and they don't bother me.. Well, the episode has Mickey want to go camping in the traditional way, and Donald and Goofy annoy him to no end and he gets attacked by every animal in the forest until he doesn't even want to camp his way. And did Mickey do ANYTHING to deserve this? HELL NO! Roughin' It. This episode is rough.

Number 9 Well, who doesn't like New York City? Not Mickey Mouse, I think, and rightfully so. The people there hate Mickey (everybody does), and this episode proves it... "New York Weenie" This episode starts with Mickey and Minnie in New York. Suddenly Minnie wants a hot-dog. So Mickey goes to buy one, and it comes alive (???). So Mickey chases it, and by the time he finally gets it he ends up a savage beast sporting a very disturbing Nightmare Face. And for the icing in the cake, an old aardvark lady and a policeman come to arrest... thankfully not Mickey, but the hotdog. What is infuriating is that Mickey is being punished for... wanting to help Minnie. This guy is Can't Get Away with Nuthin' incarnate. However, it's refreshing to see Mick actually get a happy ending for once given the show loves to abuse him whenever it's convenient for the plot. New York Weenie is better than other episodes in the list, but it's still less tasty than a hot dog.

Number 8 Now we’re getting into the real shit…and this is only Number 8 no less. Presenting… "'Mickey Monkey" It's really nice to see the show remembers Steamboat Willie, but it's ruined by Mickey torture that would make Walt Disney rotate frantically in his grave. First, a monkey steals Mickey's clothes in a jungle cruise. Boy do I feel sorry for him… Why must the writers pick on the only likeable characters in the entire show? And everybody passes him for Mickey (even Minnie). The stupidity can be seen with a bare eye. The monkey doesn't look like Mickey, but the others thought it was him. Goofy and Donald, I can understand, but WHY Minnie? But wait, Mickey ends up getting his foot bitten by a spider while trying to get his clothes back from the monkey and later hurts himself by pulling leeches off of his body. Again, what did Mickey do to deserve this? At the end, they do realize Mickey is himself, but what happens next? They fall off a waterfall. Then Goofy, Donald, and Minnie are are replaced by three gators. What if the gators are wearing Minnie, Goofy, and Donald's clothes because they ATE THEM? That's too much, even for them. Mickey Monkey. One episode that makes a monkey out of itself.

Number 7 If you want to buy a dog than make sure you don’t suffer with him. Otherwise you end up like Mickey in this episode… "Coned" To try and make Pluto feel better about having to wear a Cone of Shame, Mickey opts to wear one, too. Wow. That's dumb. Why does Mickey insist on wearing the damn cone? Well, at least the rest of the video was kind of OK for the most part... keyword: "was", because of the ending where both Mickey and Pluto end up in wheelchairs because the mouse went to a train's tracks (long story, also I don't remember how exactly it happened, and frankly, I don't care). Oh, and after that Mickey falls down the stairs at the end for good measure. Just... no. Putting a man and a dog in critical danger is not funny. Coned. This episode makes me want to wear a Cone of Shame.

Number 6 Hey, what can make Mickey Mouse even more pitiable? How about we give him a flower to give to Minnie? Well they did, in a terrible episode that is worthy of this list. "A Flower for Minnie" Mickey wants to pick a flower for Minnie, and guess what? He again gets punished for it. He gets stung when bees surrounding a flower pummel him while assuming the shape of a giant fist, Pete beats him up, he gets kicked out of a funeral... the list goes on. At one point of the episode he ends up in very bad shape. Well, at least the ending was a pretty one, but it doesn't make up for it. A Flower for Minnie. I prefer a flower bed to this episode…

Number 5 Hey kids, want to see an episode about Minnie Mouse putting Mickey through hell in a date?! No? Too bad, because they did one! Presenting… "Couple's Sweater" To start off, Mickey reluctantly wears an itchy "couple sweater" that Minnie made for him to compliment her's on their date at the boardwalk. What kills the episodes is Mickey's face getting all red, as well as the close-ups of Mickey suffering the effects of the dry, itchy sweater he's wearing, including chapped lips and rashy skin, and he turns his head with a porcelane vase-esque sound too accompany it. I think I'm gonna barf. *throwing up sounds◊* And remember, I can even stand the toenail scene. Once again, this is the character we’re supposed to be laughing at for why exactly? Come to think of it, in this episode Minnie’s pretty much handed the Jerkass Ball, as she didn't care when Mickey was getting all these afflictions and hid the truth from her, and all of that only so that Mickey can get a Torture Porn once again. The worst part of this episode is the ending. Minnie reveals she didn't want to wear the sweater either. What? Couples' Sweaters. This is worse than a couple of shits.

Number 4 I normally love pandas, but not one in this episode... "Panda-Monium" Mickey has arrived at the Beijing Zoo to take a few pictures of the animals when he comes across a cute baby panda. Mickey desperately wants a photo of the little fella, but the baby panda has other ideas. So the panda annoys him to no end, he undergoes physical abuse (including both eyes getting black), and the mother panda takes him as her baby because his eyes were black, and what does Mickey get punished for? Wanting to take a photo of the panda. Wow. Yet again, the plot tries to say “Laugh at this worthless character's torture folks, you know you want to”. And that is NOT going to happen. Mickey did NOT deserve to be punished for this and the panda isn't the sympathetic character, HE IS. This is not having a sense of humour, it's being spiteful! Wait a minute…this sounds familiar… (looks over at the "Let's All Beat Up QB" club in Pixiv, where wishing abuse of a small animal, no matter how evil, is never funny) Huh, so that’s why the Kyuubey hatedom is such garbage then. And anyway, the episode tries to manipulate the viewers into laughing at Mickey even though anybody knows that Mick is in the right and that he doesn’t deserve this Torture Porn. Once again, they make Mickey look like a nothing and the other characters are victims. All the more reasons why some episodes in this show fail so badly at what they are. Oh, and to top it off, the little bastard gets away with what he did and even takes a photo of Mickey. GAAAAAAHHH!!! THIS IS NOT FUNNY! Panda-monium. This episode is a complete pandemonium.

Number 3 Now, this next entry is my most HATED Donald episode of all time. If I did the Top Worst Donald's a Dickhead episodes, THIS would be number one. As is, it’s number three on this list. Hide your boxing equipment for we enter… "Tapped Out" Goofy volunteers Mickey to take on wrestling champion, Pulchritudinous Pete, after hearing Mickey talk about wanting to beat him up. And guess what? He gets tortured. AGAIN. In one part, Goofy apparently stops breathing after he's beaten up by Pete. So right off the bat, this episode plays Disney Deaths for laughs. And as i mentioned, Donald is really unlikeable in this episode. As Pete beats up Mickey, the duck LAUGHS AT SEEING HIS OWN DAMN FRIEND SUFFER AT THE HANDS OF A BRUTE, refuses to help him fight Pete and snaps at Mickey TWICE for unintentionally touching his nachos! AAAAAAARGGGHHH!!! And for some reason, we’re supposed to laugh at Mickey and root for Donald. Sorry but that’s not happening. I don’t root for guys who laugh at people’s lives being threatened or care more about their nachos than somebody else's safety. Rather I’m just pitying Mickey and wishing he would give the duck a "The Reason You Suck" Speech. But for some reason, somebody thought that Mickey is in the wrong and at the end they have Donald get his own back by beating Pete up (don't get me wrong, Pete deserved it, but if Mickey did it it would be better). And after Mickey wins the championship belt, Goofy has him wrestling again. The episode then just…stops after Mickey screams in terror. And what was Mickey’s crime in this episode exactly? Rightfully being pissed off at Pete being a bully. Why must the plot ALWAYS treat Donald as a hero even though he’s in the wrong?! Oh wait, he’s a Jerk Sue, forget I asked. For this reason, Donald is rewarded for his wrong-doings as usual and Mickey is punished for rightfully being pissed off at Pete for being an ass. If they took Donald out of the plot entirely, this episode could have been better. But nooo... Mickey is treated bad just like every F*CKING TIME!! Tapped Out. This episode deserves to be tapped out of my brain.

Number 2 Now we meet my old nemesis in the form of a television episode of a cartoon series. It was once my least favorite episode, but now I hate another one more. Presenting... "Movie Time" Dear God, this one is unwatchable and one of the episodes that made me realize this show wasn't on par with, say, The Amazing World of Gumball. In fact, I wish Mr. Enter would review the episodes in my list. When Mickey realizes there are no snacks for movie night with him and Minnie, he goes to buy some and practically gets himself in danger by blatantly ignoring any and every signs that he is making a huge mistake by going out in the storm left and right, and caring more about movie time than HIS AND MINNIE'S GODD*MN SAFETY. I don’t care if he wanted to save movie time, his behaviour in this episode is unjustified. After pushing my berserk button to the point the button’s broken, for some reason, the episode acts like it was not Mickey's fault it happened. Last time I looked, he was the one who cared about movie time, it's his own fault! Of all the times they wanted to have him in the right, they choose the ONE F*CKING TIME he was in the wrong. And when the store manager FINALLY shows him what's happening, it's accompanied with a beautiful face Mickey makes when he sees it. And then at the end an errant lightning bolt fries him. This would be Dude, Not Funny! if not for his dumb actions. He was at his most annoying and handled the Idiot Ball without dropping it. So in this and ONLY this episode, he got what he deserved. Movie Time. It's Forgetting Time for this episode, time to watch Adventure Time.

Dishonorable Mentions No Why it's not on the list: It was the final time Alan Young voiced Scrooge before his death on May 20, 2016, and frankly, there's a good ending. Why it’s a bad episode: Everyone in this episode stole Mickey's stuff, and he later went to jail. For what? Being kind (OK, he went to jail because he said "no", but still)! Remember kids, don't be nice OR say no, or you will be punished for it. No Service Why it's not on the list: Mickey gets a good ending and Donald gets his just desserts. Why it’s a bad episode: Mickey being naked brings him a load of trouble and Donald actually mocks him and makes every effort to make Mickey feel embarrassed when he was naked. Sometimes he's so unbearable he makes Pete look like a good guy.

Number 1 I once thought "Movie Time" was number one until I thought another episode manages to be worse than that. Ladies and gentlemen…the number one worst episode is… "Al Rojo Vivo" This episode actually pressed my Berserk Button until it's broken! The plot of this episode goes like this: Mickey and Minnie watch the Running of the Bulls in Spain. This already is a recipe for disaster. The "Spain" portrayal is the stereotypical Toros y Flamenco place. But that's not all! Pete tries to have Minnie, which prompts Mickey to become red. And guess what? The bulls start chasing him. While he's being chased, he has the luck to get caught in the middle of La Tomatina (which is in the Valencian village of Buñol and not even celebrated at the same time, so they happened together because the universe wanted to spite him). Then he gets covered in tomatoes, enraging the bull even more. But that's not all! Once again, the episode ends at Mickey's expense for he gets kissed by Minnie, and then his pants fall, exposing his red shorts and getting the bulls against him, because God forbid he gets a good ending! And guess what? He once again does NOTHING to deserve this! AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO FIND THIS FUNNY!!!! GAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! I’m beating a dead horse here, but I’m going to beat it again. HOW THE F*CK DOES THIS MAKE MICKEY A CHARACTER TO LAUGH AT?!?! It disgusts me that anybody would actually think this is a good ending for the protagonist, or heck, even a good ending IN GENERAL. Only a sociopath, a bully, a rebellious little sod or a brain-dead chimpanzee would consider this a good ending. Ever since then, I feel bad for the poor guy, because anything and everything will go out on its way to torture him! I dare ANYBODY to say Mickey is not a Designated Monkey after this episode! All in all, the episode is full of insulting stereotypes to Spain (and this aired in Spain), and the ending is so mean-spirited toward Mickey, and such an ungodly case of Yank the Dog's Chain, that I'm shocked it was able to get past the scripting stage, let alone fully animated and voiced! I expect a lot better from Disney of all companies. Al Rojo Vivo. Este capitulo es mierda.

Ending All in all, the episodes I've mentioned are very bad (with Dude, Not Funny!, the Designated Monkey treatment of Mickey, the Torture Porns and the Jerkass Balls). I prefer to watch the good episodes, Gravity Falls, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, Phineas and Ferb... in general Disney has made better stuff than these episodes. So that’s it for my Top 10 Least Favorite Mickey Mouse (2013) Episodes. Next time, I’m writing something much more pleasant.