Talk:Gaston (song)/@comment-26536288-20180113025729

Here's how the reprise would go if it was used in the 2017 movie:

Gaston: So. Maurice says a beast has captured Belle. Hmm... LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking.

LeFou: A dangerous past time.

Gaston: I know. But that whacky old coot is Belle's father. (Starts singing) And his sanity's only so-so. Now, the wheels in my head have been turning since I looked at that loony old man! See, I promised myself I'd be married to Belle! And right now... I'm Evolving A Plaaa-AAAAAN!!!!! (Softly) You see, if I... (Whispers) And next, we... (Keeps whispering)

LeFou: No! Would she really?

Gaston: Guess!

LeFou: Now I get it!

Together: LET"S GO!! (Resume singing) No... One... Plots like Gaston!

Gaston: (Singing) Takes cheap shots like Gaston!

LeFou: (Singing) Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston!

Everyone: (Singing) So his marriage, we soon will be celebrating!!!! My What A Guy!! GASTON!!!!!!

What do you guys think? Like it, Gus-Gus? Like it? Like it?