Mix and Mingle Machine

This is a spoken word song to simulate the speed meeting of the Mix and Mingle Machine from the Phineas and Ferb episode"Cheer Up Candace". Unless otherwise indicated, each line is said by a new person.

Lyrics
Chorus: (background chanting) Mix, mingle, mix, mingle

Man 1: Glad to meet ya

Man 2: Nice to see ya

Pizza man: My uncle owns a pizzeria

Candace: Hey, I smell muffins!

Twins: We love to bake them. Gardener: Got any leaves? I'd love to rake them.

Spanish man: Here's a maraca, we can shake 'em.

Candace: I like your pants.

Man 3: Here, you can take 'em.

Chorus: Meet and greet folks off the streets,

so make sure that your underwear's clean.

'Cause you've only got a second to make a good impression

In a mix and mingle machine.

Man 4: I raise rats.

Little girl: My tooth fell out.

English man: I like to dance but I have the gout.

Archer: I like to shoot a bow and arrow.

Pharaoh: I like to dance just like a pharaoh.

Small man: I'm very small, I need a booster.

Man 5: I'm being followed by a rooster.

Rooster: Yeah, I'm followin' him.

Chorus: Meet and greet folks off the streets,

so make sure that your underwear's clean.

'Cause you've only got a second to make a good impression

In a mix and mingle machine.

Man 6: I'm really dull, but you'll like Tom.

Tom: I drew a banjo on my mom.

Man 7: You'd never know I sport a rug.

Candace: You forgot your socks.

Man 8: I need a hug.

Fat Woman: I lost 10 pounds.

Man 9: I'm into sprockets.

Sinister: You'll never guess what's in my pockets.

Other Tom: I'm Tom. Keith: I'm Keith. Sven: I'm Sven. Rex: I'm Rex.

Creepy man: Esh, eesh eesh eesh.

Candace: NEXT!

Chorus: Meet and greet folks off the streets,

so make sure that your underwear's clean.

'Cause you've only got a second to make a good impression

In a mix and mingle machine.

'Cause you've only got a second to make a good impression

In a mix and mingle machine.

Chorus: Mix, mingle, mix, mingle, mix, mingle, mix, mingle.