Nostrils on the Bus

How to Be a Lady is a song in "My Fair Goalie".

Short version
Nostrils on the bus

Full version
Chorus: Nostrils on the bus!

Nostril: It's not public transport

It's a sports-themed charter

Nostrils: Association football

Nostril: Nobody's rockin' harder

When you think about it all you need to know about us is

Nostrils: We are the Nostrils

Nostrils & Driver: And we're on this bus!

Chorus: Nostrils on the bus!

Note

 * This song first appears when the Nostrils are first mentioned. It appears various times throughout the episode in this short version. During the credits, this song is extended to a full song.