Van Stomm's Rule One

 is a song from the episode "Bully Bust" sung by Buford, where he explains the first rule on his family's list of rules.

Lyrics

 * Buford: Too late.
 * Well...
 * Van Stomms wake up better
 * Than anyone else on Earth
 * It's because we have rules for sleeping
 * That we've seemed to know at birth
 * Rule One is to set the alarm clock
 * To precisely the proper hour!
 * And make sure you've got time to eat breakfast,
 * Get dressed, brush your tooth, and maybe a shower.
 * We're careful with our alarm clocks,
 * We're not sloppy like those other chumps
 * 'Cause Rule Two's if you mess up and set it too early
 * You show up and takes your lumps