The Royal Doulton Music Hall

"The Royal Doulton Music Hall" is a song performed by Jack in the film Mary Poppins Returns.

Lyrics
Shamus: Where would we all like to go on this fine, fine day? Mary Poppins: The Royal Doulton Music Hall, please. John: Where? Georgie: What's that? Mary Poppins: ''We're on the brink of an adventure, children. Don't spoil it with too many questions.''

In the nursery you were never by yourself There was quite another world upon your shelf (Hold on) Where each day crowds make their way upon the sun's descent To a mythical, mystical, never quite logistical tent

Yes, in this dilly-dynamical, simply ceramical Royal Doulton Bowl There's a cuddly and curious, furry and furious Animal watering-hole Where the monkeys and hummingbirds Know the tunes and the words Every beast, large and small Loves the very top drawer-able, always encore-able Royal Doulton Music Hall

Clyde: ''Ooh, that one tickled my tail. Nearly there, Mary Poppins!''

Yes, in this marvellous, mystical, rather sophistical Royal Doulton Bowl There's a lot of birds cueing up, a lot of hams chewing up Scenery they swallow whole There are lots of cats tuning strings, nightingales in the wings Waiting for their big drumroll At the simply sensational, standing ovational Royal Doulton Music Hall

Clyde: Here we are! Annabel: But where's the music hall? Mary Poppins: ''Oh, yes, that. Silly me.'' Wolf: ''Step right up! Step right up!'' Children: ''Wow! Goodness! How on earth did she do that?'' Jack: One thing you should know about Mary Poppins: she never explains anything. Wolf: ''Hurry! Hurry! Get tickets while you can for the one-night only, one-night only - Mary Poppins! What an honour it is to have you join us this evening.'' Mary Poppins: Thank you. Wolf: ''And who is this I see? Why, it's John, Annabel and Georgie Banks.'' John: You know us? Wolf: ''Of course! Everyone knows the Banks children. Hurry along now. Get yourself some peanuts and candy floss and go right on in.'' Children: May we, Mary Poppins? Mary Poppins: ''Yes. Just keep away from the edge of the bowl.''

At the highly acclaimable, nearly untamable Lavishing praisable, always roof-raisable Royal Doulton Music Hall!