Talk:The Jungle Book (2016 film)/@comment-3472176-20151121005756

I can imagine an argument between Bagheera and Mowgli right now:

(Both Bagheera and Mowgli take shelter underneath a giant rock formation from the rain.)

Mowgli: Bagheera, the minute this lets up, I'm heading straight home to the Seonee Pack.

Bagheera: But what about returning to the Man-Village with your own kind?

Mowgli: I never had a prayer of returning to the village in the first place. This whole ridiculous plan is just so YOU can take me away from the home I've always known.

Bagheera: Hey, for your information, Man-cub, this whole ridiculous plan is about YOU being safe from Shere Khan.

Mowgli: I might have had a fighting chance until YOU came along.

Bagheera: What's THAT supposed to mean?

Mowgli: Taking me away from my wolf family.

Bagheera: Look, the pack was trying to--

Mowgli: (continuing) Wasting my time on your silly plans. Through the years, I've survived every hardship that nature can dish out, but YOU, Bagheera, are the biggest cat-astrophe to ever hit MY life.

Bagheera: Well, if that's the way you feel about it, maybe we should just go our separate ways.

Mowgli: Now THAT'S the first good idea you've ever had.

Bagheera: Fine!

Mowgli: Fine!

Bagheera: Fine!

Mowgli: Fine! (turns his back on Bagheera with his arms folded across his chest.)

Bagheera: (lies down sadly) Sure, fine. It's not like I was planning to feel like a friend to you anyways.