Talk:Beauty and the Beast (1991 film)/@comment-26536288-20160311000107

I know Cogsworth's line is "Serve him tea. Sit in the master's chair. Pet the pooch" but my dad and my brother Calvin came up with these words making it funnier and they are "Servatii. Fart in the master's chair. Smell the poop." but Lumiere would still say to those words "I was trying to be hospitable". Also in Howard Ashman's dedication, it should have said "To our friend Howard who gave a plant his appetite, a mermaid her voice, and a beast his soul. We will be forever Greatful. Howard Ashman, 1950-1991." why I said "a plant his appetite" is because Alan Menken and Howard Ashman also worked on Little Shop of Horrors in 1986.