Epic Monster Battle

Epic Monster Battle is a song that appeared in "Excaliferb".

Lyrics

 * Their battle cries tear the skies asunder
 * Their massive feet beat the mountains down
 * Mortal fear combines with wonder
 * And the titan king will be crowned
 * Out of the misty swamp they lumber
 * While the heavens above them thunder
 * Buford (to Baljeet): Hey, are you gonna eat your cucumber? What? I had a light lunch.
 * It's an epic monster battle
 * Sound the awesome monster horn
 * For an evil wizard and a dragonpus
 * And a uni-whale-scorpio-pega-squid-icorn
 * ...girl
 * The flashing turns to quiet
 * And calm sweeps through the land
 * The battle's been decided
 * But who had the upper hand?
 * But look, a hero rises from the smoke
 * Our glory has been regained
 * A cheer goes up among our army...
 * But the other guy gets up again!
 * Now for truth the battle's over
 * And evil's reign is done
 * Our hero stands triumphant...
 * No, no, wait, I was wrong. He's up again!
 * I feel reasonably sure it's over this time. What do you guys think? Oh, wait, he's up again!