Talk:Ares/@comment-5423623-20130208023618

Why is Ares a fat old dude? In ACTUAL mythology, Ares was one of the handsomest gods ( why Aphrodite loves him so much) and why would Hephaestus makes Ares a weapon? Unless Hephaestus is too stupid to put 2 and 2 together he should know that Ares spends all of his free time humping Aphrodite (where did fear and terror cone from? Hint hint)