Oh, Biology

Oh, Biology is the sixth song of the musical, Freaky Friday, and also the fifth song of the 2018 remake which it is performed by Ellie (in Katherine's body), Adam and the students.

Lyrics
Musical= Ellie: (in Katherine's body) I'm ace at all anatomies and master of dissection An expert chef who wields an expert knife But still, I sense a gremlin in the system of perfection There clearly are still mysteries to life It's kingdom, phylum, class, and then It's order, family, genus It all comes back to me like child's play Then he leans over my shoulder there, in all his long and leanness And cuts my hard earned knowledge clean away I try to keep a focused mind and steady hand

Students: Ooh, keep focused, ooh, keep steady

Ellie: (in Katherine's body) But the rhythm of my heart is like a country western band

Students: Oh, oh, oh, oh

Ellie: (in Katherine's body) Oh, biology! What have you done to me? Why can't my grown-up brain control my teenage parts?

Oh, biology! Why won't you let me be? Why can't you be humane and still our beating hearts? Before the cutting starts

Adam: (spoken) Huh, shyeah. Ellie, check it. Hahaha, man!

Ellie (in Katherine's body) and Students: He's inert and inarticulate (Ooh) A specimen of truant (Ooh) And though we're both fifteen, he's much too young (Ooh)

Students:' Much too young

Ellie: (in Katherine's body) My amygdala is fully formed, my frontal lobe is fluent (Ooh, ooh) And pheromones go futzing with my tongue

Adam: That's totes amaze, I'm way impressed, like, sweet technique

Students: Holy cow!

Ellie: (in Katherine's body) Um, like totally, um, thanks Good Lord, now can't I even speak?

Ellie (in Katherine's body) and Students: Oh, biology! (Oh, biology!) What have you done to me? (Done to me!) My over-forty soul is in a teen cliché (Teen cliché!) Oh, biology! (Biology!) Why won't you set me free? (Set me free!) 'Cause I'm not in control and hunger has its say (Hunger has its say) And hormones have their way

(spoken) Focus Blake, focus

Zach: Hey, take a look at Ellie Blake She does this lab work great

Liam: For Kermit there, he had no chance

Savannah: That girl is on my nerves today, I better set her straight

Rusty: It's fun to make a dead frog dance!

Adam: I never knew that Ellie Blake was such a science wiz She's smart, of course, so it makes sense But something's up with her today, I don't know what it is She's like on fire, she's so intense

Ellie: (in Katherine's body) He's so intense!

Students: It's so intense!

Rusty: And I'm so dense!

All: Oh, biology! Look what you've done to me! My heart is in a pan, my brain is out to sea Oh, biology! Why won't you let me be? Please help me if you can, please hear my painful plea Biology Biology Biology

Ellie: (in Katherine's body) Please set me free

Students: Set me free Set me free Set her free Ellie: (in Katherine's body) I’m ace at all anatomies A master of dissection An expert chef Who wields an expert knife
 * -|2018 remake=

But still, I sense a gremlin In this system of perfection There clearly Are still mysteries to life

It’s the kingdom, phylum, class And then it’s order, family, genus It’s all come back to me Like a child’s play

Then he leans over my shoulders there In all his long and leanness And cuts my hard-earned Knowledge clean away

I try to keep a focused mind And steady hand But the rhythm of my heart Is like a country western band

Oh, Biology! What have you done to me? Why can’t my grownup brain Control my teenage parts

Oh, Biology! Why won’t you let me be? Why can’t you be humane And still our beating hearts Before the cutting starts

Adam: She’s so confident and cocky It’s a total transformation I’m sweating But I’ll try to play it cool

But I open up my mouth To try to make some conversation And somehow end up Sounding like a fool

Yo, dude, that’s sick I’m way impressed, like Sweet technique (Students: OMG!) Ellie:' (in Katherine's body) Um, like, totally, um thanks Come on now, can’t I even speak?

Oh, Biology! What have you done to me? My over 40 soul Is it a teen cliché (Students:' teen cliché)

Both: Oh, Biology! Why won’t you let me free? ‘Cause I’m not in control When hunger has it’s say And hormones have their way

Karl: Hey, what is up with El today? She seems, well, kind of great Monica: She’s always great But, yeah, it’s nuts

Savannah: That girl is on my nerves today I better set her straight Kitty: You better let her know what’s what!

'Adam: I never knew that Ellie Blake Was such a science whiz She’s smart of course That much I knew

But something’s up with her today I don’t know what it is But then just maybe I feel it too (Ellie: (in Katherine's body) I feel it too) We feel it too (Savannah: That girl is through!)

All: Oh, Biology! Look what you’ve done to me My heart is in a pan My brain is out to sea

Oh, Biology! Why won’t you let me be? Please help me if you can Please help my painful plea

Biology Biology Biology

Ellie: (in Katherine's body) Please set me free