Talk:Frozen/@comment-25007270-20131028014530

"Fixer Upper"

Sung by: The trolls

Hulda: What’s the issue, dear? Why are you holding back from such a man?

Trolls: Is it the clumpy way he walks or the grumpy way he talks? Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped weirdness of his feet? And though we know he washes well-he always ends up sort of smelly But you’ll never meet a fellow who’s as sensitive and sweet!

So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper, so he’s got a few flaws Like his peculiar brain-dear, his thing with the reindeer That’s a little outside of nature’s laws!

So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper, but this we’re certain of You can fix this fixer-upper up with a little bit of love!

Kristoff: Can we please just stop talking about this? We’ve got a real, actual problem here

Hulda: I’ll say! So tell me, dear —

Trolls: Is it the way that he runs scared, or that he’s socially impaired Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods — what?! <span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">Are you holding back your fondness due to his unmanly blondness <span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">Or the way he covers up that he’s the honest goods

<span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">He’s just a bit of a fixer-upper, he’s got a couple of bugs <span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">His isolation is confirmation of his desperation for human hugs <span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper, but we know what to do <span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">The way to fix up this fixer-upper is to fix him up with you!

<span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">Kristoff: ENOUGH! She is engaged to someone else, okay?!

<span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">(beat)

<span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">Trolls: <span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper, that’s a minor thing <span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">Her cloak (?) engagement is a flex (?) arrangement <span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">And by the way I don’t see no ring! <span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper, her brain’s a bit betwixt <span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">Get the fiance out of the way and the whole thing will be fixed

<span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">We’re not saying you can change her, ‘cuz people don’t really change <span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">We’re only saying that love — of course — is powerful and strange <span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">People make bad choices if they’re mad, or scared, or stressed <span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">Throw a little love their way (throw a little love their way) and you’ll bring out their best <span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">True love brings out their best!

<span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">Everyone’s a bit of a fixer-upper, that’s what it’s all about! <span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">Father! Sister! Brother! We need each other to raise us up and round us out <span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">Everyone’s a bit of a fixer-upper, but when push comes to shove

<span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">Olaf: <span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">The only fixer-upper fixer that can fix up a fixer-upper is —

<span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">Trolls: <span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">True, true, true, true, true, true, love <span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">True love, love, love, love, love, true love

<span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">True —

<span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">Troll: Do you, Anna, take Kristoff to be your troll-fully wedded —

<span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">Anna: Wait, what!?

<span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">Troll: You’re getting married!

<span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">Trolls: <span style="color:rgb(110,113,115);font-family:Arial,'HelveticaNeue',Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:15px;">Love!