On the Open Road

Do ya need a break from modern livin'?
Do ya long to shed your weary load?
If your nerves are raw
And your brain is fried
Just grab a friend and take a ride
Together upon the open road
C'mon, Maxie! Ah-yuk!
All in all, I'd rather have detention
All in all, I'd rather eat a toad
Yuck!
And the old man drives like such a klutz
That I'm about to hurl my guts
Directly upon the road
There's nothin' can upset me
'Cause now we're on our way
Our trusty map will guide us straight and true
Roxanne, please don't forget me
I will return someday
Though I may be in traction when I do
Me and Max relaxin' like the old days
This is worse than dragon breath and acne
In a buddy-buddy kind of mode
I'm so mad
I think I may explode
When I see that highway, I could cry
Ya know, that's funny
So could I
Just bein' out on the open road
Female Country Singers:
Howdy, boys
Is this the way to Nashville?
Watch it, Mac!
Or you'll be gettin' towed
I'm in no hurry to arrive
'Cause I'll be turnin' sixty-five
The next time I see the open road
Just a week of rest and relaxtion
Yeah!
Small Man:
And the odd romantic episode
Very odd!
Mickey Mouse:
It's Californ-eye-ay or bust
Look out, you dirtbags
Eat my dust
From now on, I own the open road!
Just me and little Maxie
My pipsqueak pioneer
Their car ventures forever westward ho
Nuns and Goofy:
Yeehaw!
Could someone call a taxi
And get me outta here
To Beverly Hills 9-0-2-1-0
Chorus and Goofy:
Every day another new adventure
Every mile another new zip code
And the cares we had are gone for good
And I'd go with them if I could
Goofy and Chorus:
I've got no strings on me
I'm feelin' fancy-free
How wonderful to be
On the open road!

De este mundo quieres escaparte
El cerebro ya se te apagó
Agotado estás, no soportas más
Con un amigo ya verás
Un viaje para eso es lo mejor
¡Vamos Maxie!

Yo prefiero quedarme castigado
O prefiero un sapo comer
Mi papa no sabe manejar
Mis tripas puede destrozar
Un viaje para eso es lo mejor

No tengo mas tensiones
Pues ya en camino voy
Sin fallas nuestro mapa nos guiará

Roxane, oh no me olvides
Esto pronto acabará
Mas para entonces ya loco estaré

Maxi y yo que buenos compañeros
(Esto es peor que tener muchos barros)
Que aventura viajando los dos
(que coraje esto es un caos)
Ya tengo ganas de llorar
Yo te puedo acompañar
Un viaje como este es lo mejor

Hey amigos, ¿como llego a Nashville?

Fijate o te van a arrestar

No tengo prisa de llegar
Voy como un viejo a terminar
Una playa para mi seria mejor

Solo una semana de descanso
Una gran romantica ocasion

(muy raro)

A California yo me voy

A un lado bultos atencion
Al volante soy siempre la mejor

Oh mi pequeño Maxie,
Mi gran explorador
Son grandes socios en toda ocasion,yija!

Podrian llamar a un taxi
y sacarme de aquí
Porque a California debo llegar yo

Y cada dia una nueva aventura
Cada paso un nuevo lugar
A volar toda preocupacion
Cuando pueda yo tambien me voy
Nudos no hay en mi, asi jamas viví
Un viaje disfrutar,
¡no hay nada mejor!

Do ya need a break from modern livin'?
Do ya long to shed your weary load?
If your nerves are raw
And your brain is fried,
Just grab a friend and take a ride
Together, upon the open road.
C'mon, Maxie!, Ah-yuck!

All in all, I'd rather have detention!
All in all, I'd rather kiss a toad!
And the old man drives like such a klutz,
That I'm about to hurl my guts,
Directly upon the open road!

The highway lies before us
The road is straight and true.
It hardly knows we're doing 85.
Don't break my heart, Dolores (Roxanne).
I will come back to you,
I'm just not sure if I'll come back alive.

Me and Max relaxin' like the old days,
Me and Pop are droppin' from a bunion.
In a buddy-buddy kind of mode.
And this heap is ready to explode!
And the cares we've had are gone for good!
Along with the brakes and half the hood!
Relent them back on the open road!

How about some barbecue chips?!
Great. That's what the public wants, you face it.
Oh, Dad.

Just look at little Maxie,
My pipsqueak pioneer.
We're partners forever westward ho. Yee-haw!
Could someone call a taxi
And get me outta here,
To Beverly Hills 9-0-2-1-0?

Oh...
It's an indescribable adventure!
Sorta like a Star Trek episode,
And look out, slow down, or you'll hit that truck.

I'd like to, son, but the gears are stuck.
You can't turn here! It's a one-way street!
 Just hold on tight and stay in your seat and...
(speaking) You're all right, son?
I guess so. Where are we?
(gasps) Look, Maxie!
We're on the open Road!