Passamaquoddy

Dr. Terminus: Las más buenas medicinas yo les brindo aquí
Tratan vientos efectivos en todo mal
Gota o gastritis, bul de bronquitis
Para fiebres y paperas
Y también para diarreas
Curan gripes y catarros, gratos verles
Y creo que es adorable recordar

Mujer Gorda: En vez de adelgazarme quedé como un balón
Dr. Terminus: Pero donde hay gordura hay hermosura, señora

Las más modernas medicinas
Voy a proponer
Fácil es sanar con este frasco azul
Con mis fricciones
Y mis lociones
Brindó la moderna ciencia
Que pompera a los pacientes
Pueden ir a cualquier parte
Y pueden preguntar
Y van a premiarme mi actuación

Aldeanos: Debieron haberte echado
Dr. Terminus: ¿Como lo adivinaron?
Anciano: Mi pelo era castaño y rosa se volvió
Dr. Terminus: Pero ese color, le va muy bien
Aldeanos: Malas medicinas vamos a descubrir

Dr. Terminus: Esperen, escuchen. Mi especialidad es audiología
miralogía, ceralogía, diarreólogía
embriología, psicología, zoología
¡Y cualquier otra ología que ustedes quieran!

Me vieron hacer un milagro
Verán muchos más
Muchedumbres que ahora dudan, rogarán
Que les venda un frasquito
Por favorcito
Trae todos los dólares Hog
Cobro yó
Y yo los cuento
Todo el que aquí vive
Será fuerte y sano
Los más grandes ricos podrán ser
Pronto veremos que famosos seremos
Y todos, todos nos aplaudirán
Pagamaquasy, no, Pasamamody, no no
Pásamamasy, eh Juanamaquoddy, Papapapassy
Quaquaquaraoddy, Papamamasa, Pasamamama, Papapasapasapasa
Aldeanos: ¡Quoddy!
¡Passamaquoddy!

Dr. Terminus: I've been bringing cures from Pilgrim Heights to Provincetown
Treated rabbit fever down on Queen Anne Road
Gout or gastritus, mumps or bronchitis
Bites and burns and blue abrasions
Got a pill for all occasions
Little Sippewisse was so nice to visit
And Scroggy Neck is lovely to recall
But through all my trips
Good Lord there's one place
One corner, one town on my lips

Why it's--
Poddomaquassy, uh, Paquamasoddy
No, no
Passamamassy, Quoddamapoddy, Passamadaddy
Quoddamapassy, Passamahoddy
Oh, I know
It's Passamashloddy
Aldeanos: No!
It's Passamaquoddy!

Dr. Terminus: Of course, that's what I meant to say
Mujer Gorda: I took your drug for losing weight and now I'm a blob
Dr. Terminus: But now there's so much more of you to love

Dr. Terminus: I wiped out impetigo on the banks of Buttermilk
Flu is under firm control in Powder Hole
Terminus potions, tablets and lotions
Major news in modern science
Step up now and join my clients
Spent a day in Buzzard's Bay
They couldn't keep me there
Even turned away from Kingdom Hall
But since I was young
Good lord, there's once spot
One little bit of heaven on my tongue

Why it's--
Poddomaquassy, no, no Paquamasoddy
No, Passamamassy, Quoddamapoddy, Passamadaddy
Quoddamapassy, Passamahoddy
Oh, I know
It's Passamashloddy
Aldeanos: No!
It's Passamaquoddy!

Dr. Terminus: Of course, ha ha! I knew it all the time.
Anciano: My hair was gray and thanks to you it turned into pink
Dr. Terminus: But that color, it's so becoming
Aldeanos: We're gonna wash your phony tonics right down the sink

Dr. Terminus: Wait! Listen! My specialties are audiology,
mycology, serology, teratology,
embryology, psychology, zoology
and any other ology you can think of!

My friends, you've seen a miracle and you'll see many more
People will come pouring in from land and sea
We'll have centers for testing
Let's start investing
Keep those dimes and dollars mounting
I'll collect
I'll do the counting
Everyone who lives here will be strong and healthy
You'll be getting richer by the day
Hear them acclaim us
This town will be famous
The whole wide world will look at us and say
It's...
Poddomaquassy, no, Paquamasoddy Qu-Qu-Quoddamapassy, Quoddamadaddy Dappaddy, Dappamossy, Quoddapossy Pwassapwassa, Passaquassa Pass-a-ma-quod-dy!