The Muppet Show Theme - piosenka tytułowa do programu telewizyjnego The Muppet Show.
Tekst piosenki[]
Wersja oryginalna[]
Sezon 1[]
Kermit: It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, ...
[muzyka] Muppety: It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
[Skecz w wykonaniu Fozzie'go]
Kermit: To introduce my guest star That's what I'm here to do So it really makes me happy To introduce to you
[Zapowiedź gościa specjalnego]
Kermit: It's time to get things started
Muppety: On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
(Gonzo wali w gong)
Sezon 2[]
Nuty na muzykę do programu.
Kermit: It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, ...
[muzyka] It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right Muppety: And now let's get things started
[Skecz w wykonaniu Waldorfa i Statlera]
Kermit: It's time to get things started
Muppety: On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
(Gonzo dmucha w swoją trąbkę)
Sezon 3[]
Kermit: It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, ...
[muzyka] It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
[Skecz w wykonaniu Waldorfa i Statlera]
Kermit: It's time to get things started
Muppety: On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
(Gonzo dmucha w swoją trąbkę)
Sezon 4[]
Kermit: It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, ...
[muzyka]
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets
Why don't you get things started
[Skecz w wykonaniu Waldorfa i Statlera]
Kermit: It's time to get things started
Muppety: On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
(Gonzo dmucha w swoją trąbkę)
Sezon 5[]
The Muppet Show Theme (Season Five)
Kermit: It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, ...
[muzyka]
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
Statler i Waldord: Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
[Muzyka] Muppety: And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
Kermit: It's time to get things started
Muppety: On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
(Gonzo dmucha w swoją trąbkę)
Wersja z filmu "Muppety"[]
Kermit (mówi): It's the Muppet Telethon with our very special guest, Mr. Jack Black! YAAAAY!
Panie: It's time to play the music,
It's time to light the lights,
It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight!
Panowie: It's time to put on makeup,
It's time to dress up right,
It's time to get things started!
Hobo Joe (wysokim kobiecym głosem): Why don't you get things started?
Statler (mówi): I always dreamed we'd be back here.
Waldorf (mówi): Dreams? Those were nightmares!
Both: DOHOHOHO!
Kermit: It's time to get things started
Kermit and the Muppets: On the most sensational,
inspirational
celebrational,
Muppetational
This is what we call The Muppet Show!
(Okrzyk Tarzana dochodzi z trąbki Gonza)
Wersja z filmu "Muppety: Poza prawem"[]
[mowa]
Constantine: It's El Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Salma Hayek! Yaaaaay!!
Panie: It's time to play the music,
it's time to light the lights,
it's time to meet the Muppets on El Muppet Show tonight!
Panowie: It's time to put on makeup,
It's time to dress up right,
It's time to get things started!
Pepe (mówi): Time for my solo!
Pepe: Why do we always come here?
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
to have to watch the show! Hehaha!
Constantine: It's time to get things started
Constantine and the Muppets: On the most sensational
Inspirational
Celebrational
Muppetational
This is what we call El Muppet Show!
(Trąbka Gonza dmucha w piłkę do futbolu, którą następnie wydmuchuje z trąbki)
Wersja polska[]
Wersja z filmu "Muppety"[]
Panie: Niech zagra nam muzyka
Niech światła olśnią nas
podnosi się kurtyna
bo na Muppet Show już czas
Panowie: Niech ktoś nas upudruje
Niech nam pożyczy Frak
Niech to się już zaczyna
Niech to się już zaczyna
Statler: - Znów się zaczyna, mam łzy w oczach
Waldorf: - Nie becz niedługo się skończy
Kermit: Za chwilę się się zaczyna
Muppety: Nasza premierowa noc, przebojowa noc, wybuchowa noc, Muppetowa noc
Jednym słowem czas na Muppet Show