Wriggley: At every winter tournament
My master wins first place Todos: Our wizards are the best
Our wizards are the best Wriggley: He's won so much
He had to make a bigger trophy case Todos: Our wizards are the best
Our wizards are the best Wriggley: I feel such pride
When I lurk beside
The best sorcerer
A girl could ask for Todos: Our wizards are the best
Our wizards are the best
Way better than the rest
Our wizards are the best Wriggley: His master conjured up a spell
For never-ending play Todos: Our wizards are the play
Our wizards are the play Wriggley: And his guy just was added to
The Wizard Hall of Fame Todos: Our wizards are the best
Our wizards are the best Wriggley: We feel so sad
That you're guy's so bad
The worst sorcerer
A bird could ask for Todos: Our wizards are the best
Way better than the rest
And they pass any test
We don't say this in jest
You oughta feel impressed
In case you haven't guessed
Our wizards are the best