Back when the world was new
The planet Earth was down on its luck
And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok
It was a nasty place
There was a mess wherever you stepped
Where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept
And then along came Zeus
He hurled this thunderbolt
He zapped
Locked those suckers in a vault
They're trapped
And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks
And that's the gospel truth
The guy was too type "A" to just relax
And that's the world's first dish
Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth
Though, honey, it may seem impossible
That's the gospel truth
On Mt. Olympus life was neat and smooth as sweet vermouth
Though, honey, it may seem impossible
That's the gospel truth
Parte Dois[]
He ran the Underworld
But though the dead were dull and uncouth
He was as mean as he was ruthless
And that's the gospel truth
He had a plan to shake things up
And that's the gospel truth
Parte Três[]
Young Herc was mortal now
But since he did not drink the last drop
He still retained his godlike strength
So thank his lucky star
But Zeus and Hera wept
Because their son could never come home
They'd have to watch their precious baby
Grow up from afar
Though Hades' horrid plan
Was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth
The boy grew stronger every day and
That's the gospel truth
Versão brasileira[]
Parte Um[]
Pavor de norte a sul
No início o mundo era um horror
Com os Titãs gigantes espalhando o terror
Era um lugar do mal
Não dava pé, ficou infernal
Com terremotos e vulcões
Reinava o caos total
E logo veio Zeus
Seus raios atirou
E mais...
E os maus encarcerou
Demais!
Sozinho fez o caos terminar
E foi o que passou
O classe A não ia relaxar
Foi prato principal
O mundo todo a Zeus se curvou
É duro crer
Mas assim mesmo ele dominou
No Monte Olimpo
Cada deus provou e aprovou
Embora fosse impossível
Foi o que passou
Parte Dois[]
No Mundo Inferior
Os mortos ele tiranizou
Não tinha dó nem piedade
E foi o que passou
Queria espalhar o mal
E foi o que passou
Parte Três[]
E assim virou mortal
Mas não bebeu a gota final
Mantendo a força de um deus
Que sorte do bebê
Choraram Hera e Zeus
Seu filho pode não voltar mais
Tiveram que olhar de longe
O bebê crescer
Mas apesar de ser cruel
O plano que Hades bolou
O jovem ganha mais vigor
E foi o que passou
Original:O Que Passou • Vou Vencer Distâncias • Minha Chance • De Zero a Herói • Não Direi (Que é Paixão) • Brilhou no Céu Série de TV:Send My Boy to School • My Town • Promethean Ditty • The Agora • The Bacchanal • The Man That I Love • Pucker Up or Let Him Snooze • That's How the Story Goes • Aphrodesia Dance • Loe Is In The Air • Sine the Light Went Away • Ain't Life a Beach • Can-Do King • Kronos Stone • What's a Mother to Do? • Sreamin' Grecian Teenage Blues • Lethe Water on the Brain! • One Good Man
