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"21 Jumbo Street" was the opening number to Disney's Doug Live!. It was performed by Doug Funnie, Skeeter Valentine, Patti Mayonnaise, and Roger Klotz. It also incorporates elements from Disney's theme song to the series.

Lyrics

Doug: I start with a circle, and

Then draw a line

The line's the horizon, the circle's the sun

And maybe some squiggles,

To look like a hill

The hill we drove over,

The day I moved to Bluffington.


No way could I have imagined,

While doing time in our car's backseat (Spoken: Whoah!)

That the best place in all of the planet,

Was at 21 Jumbo Street


For starters, there's Skeeter

Skeeter (spoken): Yo, Doug! Honk-Honk!

Doug: He's my best pal

Skeeter (spoken): Uh, who're you talking to, man?

Doug: And then, of course, Patti

Patti (spoken): Hey, you guys!

Skeeter (spoken): Doug thinks she's cool!

Doug (spoken): Skeet!

Skeeter (spoken): Oh, sorry, man!


Roger: And don't forget Roger! (spoken: I'm RICH!)

Doug: He's sort of a pain.

And Porkchop,

All: And Chalky, And Beebe,

Roger (spoken): AND ROGER!

And all the kids at school


Roger (spoken): Those losers!

Doug: I guess it kind of surprised me

Skeeter, Patti, and Roger (spoken): Surprise!

Doug: With Patti, the guys, and Skeet,

That the best friends a kid could imagine,

All: Were at 21 Jumbo Street!


Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da (x3)


Doug: Did you ever wonder why stuff has to happen,

It happens to happen to who it happens to?

And then when it happens, Why it had to happen,

When it happens to happen to you?


Skeeter, Patti, and Roger (spoken): Huh?

Doug (spoken): Well, me too.

Skeeter (spoken): That's real neat, Doug.

Doug (spoken): I mean, how I happened to move to Bluffington. And well, how on my first day here, I just happened to meet the most incredible girl ever. Who's initials just happen to be: Patti Mayonnaise. I've been trying to get her to notce me forever! Oh, but to Patti, I'm just another dopey shoes, floppy shorts, green vest and white t-shirt wearing kind of guy, I guess. Oh, the crazy thing is, I keep hoping that she'll happen to say something like:

Patti (spoken): You know, Doug, one of the best things to happpen to us, is you!

Doug (spoken): Yeah?

Roger (spoken): Gah! I think I'm gonna puke!


Patti: You start with a new kid,

Figure he's nice

Roger: (spoken) Yeah, right!

(singing) The kind of a doofus,

You're itchin` to slug!

Patti (spoken): Come on, Roger.

Skeeter (spoken): Yeah, man!

Patti: There's days when he's crazy

And some where he's sweet.

Skeeter: But he's always your buddy,

Skeeter and Patti: When he's a guy a lot like Doug!


All: And though it sounds sort of sappy,

Roger (spoken): I'll say!

All: We'll hang out, and we'll all meet

`Cos the best friends a kid can imagine,

Are right here at your own two feet

And appear with the friends you meet

Doug: Here at 21 Jumbo Street.

Trivia

  • The part where Doug sings, "Did you ever wonder why stuff has to happen/It happens to happen to who it happens to" was his opening line in the Nickelodeon episode of the series, "Doug's Lucky Hat".
  • When Patti sings, "There's days when he's crazy", the line is either sung or spoken, depending on the performance.


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Media
Disney's Doug(Episode List)Doug's 1st Movie
Characters
Doug FunniePorkchopPatti MayonnaiseSkeeter ValentineConnie BengeRoger KlotzBeebe BluffStinkyJudy FunnieMr. DinkMrs. DinkChalky StudebakerBob WhitePhil FunnieTheda FunnieCleopatra FunnieAl and Moo SleechSkunky BeaumontGuy GrahamFentruck StimmelS.T.U.A.R.T.Herman MelvilleQuailmanQuaildogSupersportSilver SkeeterMaterial GirlDr. RubbersuitGolden SalmonDr. Klotzenstein
Episodes
Season One: "Doug's Last Birthday" • "Doug's New School" • "Doug Grows Up" • "Doug's Hoop Nightmare" • "Doug's Patti Beef" • "Doug: A Limited Corporation" • "Doug's in Debt!" • "Doug's Bloody Buddy" • "Doug's Big Comeback" • "Doug Directs" • "Doug's Movie Madness" • "Doug's Brain Drain" • "Doug: The Big Switch" • "Doug Gets His Wish" • "Doug's Secret Christmas" • "Doug's Hot Dog" • "Doug's Great Opportoonity" • "Doug Gets a Roommate" • "Doug Gets Booked" • "Doug's Minor Catastrophe" • "Doug's Big Panic" • "Doug's Hairy Situation" • "Doug: Oh, Baby" • "Doug's Disappearing Dog" • "Doug's Mural Mania" • "Doug on the Road"
Season Two: "Doug's Secret of Success" • "Doug's Friend's Friend" • "Doug's Chubby Buddy" • "Quailman VI: The Dark Quail Saga" • "Judy, Judy, Judy" • "Doug's Dougapalooza" • "Doug Gets it All" • "Doug's Thanksgiving"
Season Three: "Doug's Midnight Kiss" • "Doug's Older Woman" • "Doug Gets Right Back On!" • "Quailman VII: Quaildad" • "Doug's in the Middle" • "Night of the Living Dougs" • "Doug's Dream House" • "Quailman Takes the Blame" • "Doug and the Bluffington Five" • "Quailman Vs. Supersport" • "Doug's Concert Crisis" • "Quailman Vs. the Annoying S.T.U.A.R.T." • "Quailman Vs. the Whackhammer" • "Judy's Big Admission" • "Quailman Vs. the Quizzler" • "Doug's Sour Songbird" • "Doug's Best Buddy" • "Quailman and the Quintuple Quandary" • "Quailman's Bad Hair Day" • "Beebe Goes Broke" • "Quailman and the L.U.B." • "Patti's Dad Dilemma" • "Quailman: The Un-Quail Saga" • "Doug Cuts School" • "Quailman Vs. the Triad of Terror" • "Doug Plays Cupid" • "Doug: I, Rubbersuit" • "Doug's Adventures On-Line" • "Quailman Vs. the Little Rubber Army" • "Doug's Grand Band Plan" • "Doug's Marriage Madness"
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