A British bank is run with precision
A British home requires nothing less!
Tradition, discipline, and rules must be the tools
Without them: disorder, chaos, moral disintegration!
In short, you have a ghastly mess!
I quite agree!
The children must be molded, shaped and taught
That life's a looming battle to be faced and fought
(speaking) In short, I am disturbed to hear my children talking about popping in and out of chalk pavement pictures, consorting with racehorse persons, fox hunting! Yes, well, I don't mind that quite so much. At any rate, it's traditional. But tea parties on the ceiling? I ask you, having tea parties on the ceiling and highly questionable outings of every other kind!
(singing) If they must go on outings
These outings ought to be
Fraught with purpose, yes and practicality!
These silly words like superca...
Yes, well done, you said it!
And popping through pictures
Have little use, fulfill no basic need!
They've got to learn the honest truth
Despite their youth
They must learn...
About the life you lead!
They must feel the thrill of totting up a balanced book
A thousand ciphers neatly in a row
When gazing at a graph that shows the profits up
Their little cup of joy should overflow!
It's time they learned to walk in your footstep
To tread your straight and narrow path with pride
Tomorrow, just as you suggest pressed and dressed
Jane and Michael will be at your side.
- When writing this song, the Sherman Brothers had to be careful with how they wrote Mary Poppins' verse, since she used reverse psychology on Mr. Banks.