Shelby's science teacher Mr. Doyle pairs her up with a student called The Rob. When the Rob is being a jerk, Cyd trains Shelby to slam him. Shelby finally succeeds, but feels bad. Mr. Doyle, who loves the hot gossip, tells the two that the Rob wasn't always a jerk, he became a jerk when some mean girl didn't return his romantic feelings. Cyd and Shelby jump back to try to get Rob the girl, and Cyd discovers that Shelby turned him down.
- Jeffrey J. Fernandez as Quiet Tim
- Larry Joe Campbell as Mr. Doyle
- Brendan Meyer as The Rob
- Randy J. Goodwin as Vance Carroway