"Abuelita's Rules" is a song from the Hamster & Gretel episode, "Abuelita's World".
Lyrics[]
Background Singers: Abuela's rules
They're not open for negotiation
Abuelita: I keep my cool
Unless I see a little education
About responsibility!
Ay, mi amor, I told you both before
Don't leave your dirty shoes in front of the door
But first things first, we clean every room
A vacuum is lazy, here's a broom
Stop pouting, no smirking, and don't you slouch
Now take this plastic and cover the couch
Don't do it sloppy, we're not in a rush
Clean the mop with the sponge, clean the sponge with a brush
Don't give me that look, don't get defensive
We hang all the clothes, the dryer's expensive
And we do not use the dishwasher
You are the dishwasher
Background Singers: Abuela's rules
They're not open for negotiation
Abuelita: I keep my cool
Unless I see a little education
About responsibility!
