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"Adulting" is a song sung in the 2020 animated film, Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Candace Against the Universe.

Lyrics

Doofenshmirtz: So you say you got a patch for leading people through a jungle?
But I got a prescription for this anti-fungal.
So I win!
Isabella: How is that winning?
Doofenshmirtz: I'm saying I'm prepared.
Isabella: Undecided whether I should feel
Disturbed or scared.

Doofenshmirtz: I'm older and bolder,
Got this ache in my shoulder
I keep my medical records
In this manila folder.
Isabella: Meaning?
Doofenshmirtz: Just that I lived more.
Isabella: But I've got a better feelin' for the great outdoors.

Doofenshmirtz: Ya think ya know just what to do,
But I've got a ton more experience than you
In adulting!
Isabella: Is that what it's called?
Doofenshmirtz: I know you don't know what I mean,
But you're not gonna know it till ya turn eighteen.
It's called "adulting"!
Isabella: That's not a verb.

Doofenshmirtz: When you're no longer a private, you're a sarge!
You're all grown up and you're livin' large!
Ya get to be the one in charge!
Get it off of me! Get it off of me!

It's called adulting!
Isabella: It's still not a verb.
Doofenshmirtz: Come on, back me up, Ferb.
Ferb: It's not a verb.
Doofenshmirtz: Whatever.

Isabella: Can you read a compass?
Doofenshmirtz: No.
Isabella: Or start a fire?
Doofenshmirtz: No.
Isabella: Build a shelter?
Doofenshmirtz: No.
Isabella: Or change a tire?
Doofenshmirtz: No.
Isabella: Dig a hole?
Doofenshmirtz: No.
Isabella: Pitch a tent?
Doofenshmirtz: No.
Isabella: Navigate?
Doofenshmirtz: No.
Isabella: Circumvent?
Doofenshmirtz: No.
Isabella: Chop a tree?
Doofenshmirtz: No.
Isabella: Build a snare?
Doofenshmirtz: No.
Isabella: Catch a fish?
Doofenshmirtz: No.
Isabella: Fight a bear?
Doofenshmirtz: No.

Isabella: Now I think our only care,
And I think this question is really fair,
Is can you get us from here to there?
Doofenshmirtz: Absolutely!
Isabella: You can? How?

Doofenshmirtz: By adulting!
Yes, adulting!
Baljeet: He makes a salient point.
Isabella: Baljeet!
Doofenshmirtz: I'm adulting!
Baljeet: What? He sounds authoritative.
Doofenshmirtz: 'Cause I'm adulting!
I'm an adult!

Videos


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Media
Animated Productions: Phineas and Ferb • Videography • Take Two with Phineas and Ferb • Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension • Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Candace Against the Universe • Chibi Tiny Tales

Video Games: Phineas and Ferb • Phineas and Ferb Ride Again • Disney Channel All Star Party • Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension • Agent P Strikes Back • Phineas and Ferb: Quest for Cool Stuff • Where's My Perry? • Disney Infinity (2.0) (3.0) • Phineas and Ferb: Day of Doofenshmirtz
Albums: Phineas and Ferb • Phineas and Ferb Holiday Favorites • Phineas and Ferb: Across the 1st and 2nd Dimensions • Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars soundtrack

Disney Parks
Agent P's World Showcase Adventure

Entertainment: Phineas and Ferb's Rockin' Rollin' Dance Party
Firework: Celebrate the Magic Parade: Move It! Shake It! MousekeDance It! Street Party

Characters
Major Characters: Phineas Flynn • Ferb Fletcher • Candace Flynn • Perry • Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Secondary Characters: Linda Flynn-Fletcher • Lawrence Fletcher • Isabella Garcia-Shapiro • Baljeet Tjinder • Buford Van Stomm • Major Francis Monogram • Jeremy Johnson • Carl Karl • Stacy Hirano • Ginger Hirano • Milly • Katie • Holly • Adyson Sweetwater • Gretchen • Vanessa Doofenshmirtz
Recurring characters: Giant Floating Baby Head • Django Brown • Coltrane • Charlene Doofenshmirtz • Roger Doofenshmirtz • Vivian Garcia-Shapiro • Irving • Jenny Brown • Suzy Johnson • Danny • Bobbi Fabulous • Sherman • Meap • Mitch • Norm • Clyde Flynn • Betty Jo Flynn • Pinky • Albert • Peter • Klimpaloon • Talking Zebra • Monty Monogram • Hildegard Johnson • Reginald Fletcher • Winifred Fletcher • Aloyse von Roddenstein
Minor Characters: Jerry • Bigfoot • Yeti • Khaka Peu Peu • The Regurgitator • Bob Webber • Princess Baldegunde • Melissa • Unnamed Fireside Girls • Agent E • Brobots • Drill Sergeant • Buck Buckerson • Tiana Webber • Jack Johnson • Mrs. Johnson • Wendy • Eliza Fletcher • Nicolette • Mandy • Thaddeus and Thor • Mindy • Amanda • Lucy Fletcher • Adrian Fletcher • Beppo Brown • Dr. Hirano • Annabelle Johnson • Sara • Brigitte, Josette, and Collette • Mishti Patel • Liam McCracken • Rodrigo • Morg • Glenda Wilkins • Dr. Gevaarlijk • Heinz Doofenshmirtz's mother • Blanca Dishon • Professor Poofenplotz • Lyla Lolliberry • Balloony • Corn Colossus • Professor Parenthesis
Guest Characters: Santa Claus • Kim Possible • Pinocchio • Baby Baboon • Thor Odinson • Spider-Man • Hulk • Iron Man • Red Skull • Nick Fury • Venom • Whiplash • MODOK

Episodes
Season One: "Rollercoaster" • "Candace Loses Her Head" • "The Fast and the Phineas" • "Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror" • "The Magnificent Few" • "S'Winter" • "Are You My Mummy?" • "Flop Starz" • "Raging Bully" • "Lights, Candace, Action!" • "Get That Bigfoot Outta My Face!" • "Tree to Get Ready" • "It's About Time!" • "Jerk De Soleil" • "Toy to the World" • "One Good Scare Ought to Do It!" • "A Hard Day's Knight" • "I, Brobot" • "Mom's Birthday" • "Journey to the Center of Candace" • "Run Away Runway" • "I Scream, You Scream" • "It's a Mud, Mud, Mud, Mud World" • "The Ballad of Badbeard" • "Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together" • "Ready for the Bettys" • "The Flying Fishmonger" • "Phineas and Ferb Get Busted!" • "Greece Lightning" • "Leave the Busting to Us!" • "Crack That Whip" • "The Best Lazy Day Ever" • "Boyfriend From 27,000 B.C." • "Voyage to the Bottom of Buford" • "Put That Putter Away" • "Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat?" • "Traffic Cam Caper" • "Bowl-R-Ama Drama" • "The Monster of Phineas-n-Ferbenstein" • "Oil on Candace" • "Unfair Science Fair" • "Unfair Science Fair Redux (Another Story)" • "Out to Launch" • "Got Game?" • "Comet Kermillian" • "Out of Toon" • "Hail Doofania!"

Season Two: "The Lake Nose Monster" • "Interview With a Platypus" • "Tip of the Day" • "Attack of the 50 Foot Sister" • "Backyard Aquarium" • "Day of the Living Gelatin" • "Elementary My Dear Stacy" • "Don't Even Blink" • "Chez Platypus" • "Perry Lays an Egg" • "Gaming the System" • "The Chronicles of Meap" • "Thaddeus and Thor" • "De Plane! De Plane!" • "Let's Take a Quiz" • "At the Car Wash" • "Oh, There You Are, Perry" • "Swiss Family Phineas" • "Hide and Seek" • "That Sinking Feeling" • "The Baljeatles" • "Vanessassary Roughness" • "No More Bunny Business" • "Spa Day" • "Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo" • "Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown" • "Bubble Boys" • "Isabella and the Temple of Sap" • "Cheer Up Candace" • "Fireside Girl Jamboree" • "The Bully Code" • "Finding Mary McGuffin" • "Picture This" • "Nerdy Dancin'" • "What Do It Do?" • "Atlantis" • "Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation!" • "Just Passing Through" • "Candace's Big Day" • "I Was a Middle Aged Robot" • "Suddenly Suzy" • "Undercover Carl" • "Hip Hip Parade" • "Invasion of the Ferb Snatchers" • "Ain't No Kiddie Ride" • "Not Phineas and Ferb" • "Phineas and Ferb-Busters!" • "The Lizard Whisperer" • "Robot Rodeo" • "The Beak" • "She's the Mayor" • "The Lemonade Stand" • "Phineas and Ferb Hawaiian Vacation" • "Summer Belongs to You!" • "Nerds of a Feather" • "Wizard of Odd" • "We Call it Maze" • "Ladies and Gentlemen, Meet Max Modem!" • "The Secret of Success" • "The Doof Side of the Moon" • "Split Personality" • "Brain Drain" • "Rollercoaster: The Musical!" • "Make Play" • "Candace Gets Busted"
Season Three: "The Great Indoors" • "Canderemy" • "Run, Candace, Run" • "Last Train to Bustville" • "Phineas' Birthday Clip-O-Rama!" • "The Belly of the Beast" • "Moon Farm" • "Ask a Foolish Question" • "Misperceived Monotreme" • "Candace Disconnected" • "Magic Carpet Ride" • "Bad Hair Day" • "Meatloaf Surprise" • "Phineas and Ferb Interrupted" • "A Real Boy" • "Mommy Can You Hear Me?" • "Road Trip" • "Tour de Ferb" • "Skiddley Whiffers" • "My Fair Goalie" • "Bullseye!" • "That's the Spirit" • "The Curse of Candace" • "Escape from Phineas Tower" • "Lotsa Latkes" • "Ferb Latin" • "A Phineas and Ferb Family Christmas" • "Tri-Stone Area" • "Doof Dynasty" • "Excaliferb" • "Phineas and Ferb and the Temple of Juatchadoon" • "Monster from the Id" • "Gi-Ants" • "The Remains of the Platypus" • "Mom's in the House" • "Perry the Actorpus" • "Let's Bounce" • "Bully Bromance Break Up" • "Quietest Day Ever" • "Doonkleberry Imperative" • "Meapless in Seattle" • "Delivery of Destiny" • "Buford Confidential" • "The Mom Attractor" • "Cranius Maximus" • "Agent Doof" • "Minor Monogram" • "What a Croc!" • "Sleepwalk Surprise" • "Sci-Fi Pie Fly" • "Sipping with the Enemy" • "Tri-State Treasure: Boot of Secrets" • "Doofapus" • "Norm Unleashed" • "Where's Perry?" • "Ferb TV" • "When Worlds Collide" • "What'd I Miss?" • "Road to Danville" • "This is Your Backstory" • "Blackout!"
Season Four: "For Your Ice Only " • "Happy New Year!" • "Fly On the Wall" • "Bully Bust" • "My Sweet Ride" • "Der Kinderlumper" • "Sidetracked" • "Primal Perry" • "Mind Share" • "Backyard Hodge Podge" • "Bee Day" • "Bee Story" • "Great Balls of Water" • "Where's Pinky?" • "Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown Hosted by Kelly Osbourne" • "Knot My Problem" • "Just Desserts" • "La Candace-Cabra" • "Happy Birthday, Isabella" • "Love at First Byte" • "One Good Turn" • "Mission Marvel" • "Thanks But No Thanks" • "Troy Story" • "Druselsteinoween" • "Terrifying Tri-State Trilogy of Terror" • "Face Your Fear" • "Cheers for Fears" • "Steampunx" • "Just Our Luck" • "Return Policy" • "Live and Let Drive" • "Phineas and Ferb Save Summer" • "Father's Day" • "Imperfect Storm" • "The Return of the Rogue Rabbit" • "It's No Picnic" • "The Klimpaloon Ultimatum" • "Operation Crumb Cake" • "Mandace" • "Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars" • "Lost in Danville" • "The Inator Method" • "Night of the Living Pharmacists" • "Tales from the Resistance: Back to the 2nd Dimension" • "Doof 101" • "Act Your Age" • "Last Day of Summer" • "O.W.C.A. Files"

Locations
Locations at or near Danville: Danville • Seattle • Mr. Slushy Franchise • Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated • Flynn-Fletcher House • Atlantis • Googolplex Mall • Old Abandoned Amusement Park

Other: Africa • England • New York City • Big Ben • Mars • Tokyo • London • China • India • Canada • Chile • Hawaii

Songs
Today is Gonna Be a Great Day • Summer Belongs to You • City of Love • Jump Right In • Perry the Platypus Theme • Perry Saves Christmas • Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow • Gitchee Gitchee Goo • Where Did We Go Wrong? • Busted • Little Brothers • What'cha Doin? • Carpe Diem • S.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants) • I'm Me • Rollercoaster • Couldn't Kick My Way Into Her Heart • The Ballad of Klimpaloon • Evil for Extra Credit • Backyard Beach • Happy New Year • Great to Be a Baby • What Might Have Been • Serious Fun • Curtain Call/Time Spent Together • Silhouettes
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