Max: They've been laughin' since I can't remember,
But they're not gonna laugh anymore
No more "Maxie the Geek"
No more "Goof of the Week"
Girl: No more algebra tests 'til September!
Girl's Boyfriend: No more lookin' at losers like him!
Bully Boy: No more havin' to cheat!
Another Bully Boy: No more mystery meat!
Boy 1: No more gym!
Boy 2: No more gym!
Boy 3: No more gym!
Boy 4: NO MORE GYM!
Lisa: Gonna move to the mall!
Chad: Gonna live in the pool!
Max: Gonna talk to Roxanne
And not feel like a fool!
After today, I'm gonna be cruising!
Max: After today, she'll be mine!
Chorus: After today, my brains'll be snoozing!
Max: If I don't faint, I'll be fine!
Twin Girls: I've got forty more minutes
of Home Economics...
Twin Boys: Then down with the textbooks,
Nerdy boy: And up with the comics!
Max: Just think of all the time I've been losin',
Finding the right thing to say!
Max/Chorus: But things'll be goin' my way
Chorus: After today!
Max: She looked right through me
And who could blame her?
I need a new me,
Plus some positive proof
That I'm not just a goof!
Max/Chorus: After today, I'm gonna be cruisin'
Goth Girls: No more pep rallies to cut, blech!
Max/Chorus: After today, my brains'll be snoozin'!
Bus Driver: I'm gonna sit on my butt
Max: I've got less than an hour
And when this is ended,
I'll either be famous...
Principal Mazur: Or you'll be suspended!
Max/Chorus: Just think of all the time I've been losin'
Waiting until I could say...
Gonna be on my own
Kiss the parents good-bye!
Gonna party from now
'Til the end of July!
Things'll be goin' my way,
Max: I wish that this was the day