All The Convoluted Reasons We Pretend to be Divorced

All The Convoluted Reasons We Pretend to be Divorced is a song from the Phineas and Ferb special "Tales from the Resistance: Back to the 2nd Dimension". It is sung by 2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz and 2nd Dimension Charlene explaining on why they pretended to be divorced.

Lyrics[]

Charlene: When a dictator gets deposed,

And then he's thrown into the DOC

Doofenshmirtz: Oy vey!

Charlene: His wife is thrown in right beside him

Under key and lock

So, to avoid a situation

With such limited appeal...

Doofenshmirtz: Me and Mrs. Doofenshmirtz we struck a little deal

Charlene: We told everyone around us We had split

Doofenshmirtz: Yes, we were through!

So, if they came to haul me off, they wouldn't get her, too

Charlene: There's that and then there's also tax advantages, of course

Doofenshmirtz and Charlene: All the convoluted reasons We pretend to be divorced

We get double the amount of discount coupons in the mail

We have twice the junk to offer in our annual yard sale

We each have our separate bathrooms, bedrooms, living rooms, and dens,

We see each other all the time but through a telescopic lens

Charlene: We don't agree on restaurants or where to holiday

Doofenshmirtz: But now for those activities, we go our separate ways

Doofenshmirtz and Charlene: We spend so little time together, Conversation's never forced

All the convoluted reasons we pretend to be divorced

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Media

Animated Productions: Phineas and Ferb (soundtrack/videography) Take Two with Phineas and Ferb • Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension (soundtrack) • Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Candace Against the Universe • Chibi Tiny Tales

Video Games: Phineas and Ferb • Phineas and Ferb Ride Again • Disney Channel All Star Party • Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension • Agent P Strikes Back • Phineas and Ferb: Quest for Cool Stuff • Disney Universe • Just Dance: Disney Party • Where's My Perry? • Disney Infinity/2.0/3.0 • Phineas and Ferb: Day of Doofenshmirtz • Disney Emoji Blitz • Disney Heroes: Battle Mode
Albums: Phineas and Ferb Holiday Favorites • Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars soundtrack
Stage shows: Phineas and Ferb: The Best LIVE Tour Ever!

Disney Parks
Agent P's World Showcase Adventure Entertainment: Phineas and Ferb's Rockin' Rollin' Dance Party Fireworks: Celebrate the Magic Parade: Move It! Shake It! MousekeDance It! Street Party Halloween: Treat Trails

Characters

Major Characters: Phineas Flynn • Ferb Fletcher • Candace Flynn • Perry • Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Secondary Characters: Linda Flynn-Fletcher • Lawrence Fletcher • Isabella Garcia-Shapiro • Baljeet Tjinder • Buford Van Stomm • Major Francis Monogram • Jeremy Johnson • Carl Karl • Stacy Hirano • Ginger Hirano • Milly • Katie • Holly • Adyson Sweetwater • Gretchen • Vanessa Doofenshmirtz
Recurring characters: Giant Floating Baby Head • Django Brown • Coltrane • Charlene Doofenshmirtz • Roger Doofenshmirtz • Vivian Garcia-Shapiro • Irving • Jenny Brown • Suzy Johnson • Danny • Bobbi Fabulous • Sherman • Meap • Mitch • Norm • Clyde Flynn • Betty Jo Flynn • Pinky • Albert • Peter • Klimpaloon • Talking Zebra • Monty Monogram • Hildegard Johnson • Reginald Fletcher • Winifred Fletcher • Aloyse von Roddenstein
Minor Characters: Jerry • Bigfoot • Yeti • Khaka Peu Peu • The Regurgitator • Bob Webber • Princess Baldegunde • Melissa • Unnamed Fireside Girls • Agent E • Brobots • Drill Sergeant • Buck Buckerson • Tiana Webber • Jack Johnson • Mrs. Johnson • Wendy • Eliza Fletcher • Nicolette • Mandy • Thaddeus and Thor • Mindy • Amanda Johnson • Lucy Fletcher • Adrian Fletcher • Beppo Brown • Dr. Hirano • Annabelle Johnson • Sara • Brigitte, Josette, and Collette • Mishti Patel • Liam McCracken • Rodrigo • Morg • Glenda Wilkins • Dr. Gevaarlijk • Heinz Doofenshmirtz's mother • Blanca Dishon • Professor Poofenplotz • Eliza M. Feyersied • El Chupacabra • Napoleon, Wendell, and Floyd • Lyla Lolliberry • Balloony • Corn Colossus • Professor Parenthesis
Guest Characters: Santa Claus • Kim Possible • Pinocchio • Baby Baboon • Thor Odinson • Spider-Man • Hulk • Iron Man • Red Skull • Nick Fury • Venom • Whiplash • M.O.D.O.K.

Episodes

Season One: "Rollercoaster" • "Candace Loses Her Head" • "The Fast and the Phineas" • "Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror" • "The Magnificent Few" • "S'Winter" • "Are You My Mummy?" • "Flop Starz" • "Raging Bully" • "Lights, Candace, Action!" • "Get That Bigfoot Outta My Face!" • "Tree to Get Ready" • "It's About Time!" • "Jerk De Soleil" • "Toy to the World" • "One Good Scare Ought to Do It!" • "A Hard Day's Knight" • "I, Brobot" • "Mom's Birthday" • "Journey to the Center of Candace" • "Run Away Runway" • "I Scream, You Scream" • "It's a Mud, Mud, Mud, Mud World" • "The Ballad of Badbeard" • "Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together" • "Ready for the Bettys" • "The Flying Fishmonger" • "Phineas and Ferb Get Busted!" • "Greece Lightning" • "Leave the Busting to Us!" • "Crack That Whip" • "The Best Lazy Day Ever" • "Boyfriend From 27,000 B.C." • "Voyage to the Bottom of Buford" • "Put That Putter Away" • "Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat?" • "Traffic Cam Caper" • "Bowl-R-Ama Drama" • "The Monster of Phineas-n-Ferbenstein" • "Oil on Candace" • "Unfair Science Fair" • "Unfair Science Fair Redux (Another Story)" • "Out to Launch" • "Got Game?" • "Comet Kermillian" • "Out of Toon" • "Hail Doofania!"

Locations
Locations at or near Danville: Danville • Seattle • Mr. Slushy Franchise • Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated • Flynn-Fletcher House • Atlantis • Googolplex Mall • Old Abandoned Amusement Park Other: Africa • England • New York City • Big Ben • Mars • Tokyo • London • China • India • Canada • Chile • Hawaii

Songs

Today is Gonna Be a Great Day • Summer Belongs to You • City of Love • Perry the Platypus Theme • Perry Saves Christmas • Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow • Gitchee Gitchee Goo • Where Did We Go Wrong? • Busted • Little Brothers • What'cha Doin? • Carpe Diem • S.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants) • I'm Me • Rollercoaster • Couldn't Kick My Way Into Her Heart • The Ballad of Klimpaloon • Evil for Extra Credit • Backyard Beach • Happy New Year • Great to Be a Baby • What Might Have Been • Serious Fun • Curtain Call/Time Spent Together • Follow the Sun • Silhouettes • License to Bust