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"Annoying, Freaky, Cool" is the second segment of the forty-seventh episode of the Disney Channel animated series Kiff.

Synopsis[]

Kiff worries that she's annoying.

Plot[]

On the Table Town Middle School playground, Kiff and Barry meet up with Trevor, Renée, and Candle, who are playing "Annoying, Freaky, Cool", a game where players select three random people and classify them as annoying, freaky, or cool. Kiff joins the game and is tasked with classifying Miss Deer Teacher, Secretary Prince, and Mr. RiPeppa, but she is reluctant to call any of them annoying. Candle tells Kiff that doing so is alright in the context of the game, pointing out that Billiam called Kiff annoying in a previous round just a few minutes earlier. Kiff is stunned speechless by this revelation.

During lunch, Kiff is unable to stop thinking about Billiam calling her annoying. Barry tries to cheer her up by pointing out that Billiam only called her annoying based on limited options, but instead of heeding Barry's advice to move on from the situation, Kiff decides to ask who the other two people classified by Billiam were. They turn out to be Glarbin and a member of the famously annoying Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse, Mystery Lad. Incensed even more, Kiff confronts Billiam, who tells her that he only finds her annoying sometimes. Pressed further by Kiff, Billiam points out times in the past when she did things he found annoying, such as chipperly singing a song in his face in the hallway, talking in a movie theater, reminding Miss Deer Teacher about homework at the end of the school day, and her current questioning of him about her being annoying.

Stung by her conversation with Billiam, Kiff resolves to never again be chipper, chatty, "goodie-goodie", or curious, resulting in her doing uncharacteristic things like not smiling in a selfie with Darryn and not holding the door open for Kim. Later at Pawva's Java, Kiff tries to place an order by silently pointing at the large wall menu instead of simply telling Pawva what drink she wants, resulting in her holding up the line and annoying the customers behind her. Kiff leaves upset, finding that she annoys people no matter what she does. Seeing that the Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse's reality show The 5 Jerks! is seeking a new annoying castmate, Kiff calls up Roy Fox to ask to join the show, and Roy hires her on the grounds that she annoyed him by calling him up at work.

Kiff packs her belongings in a bindle, intending to run away from home and move into the Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse's mansion. On the way to the mansion, she ends up in the same tram car as Billiam, who calls her bindle "pretty cool". After mentioning that they are traveling over Foreverangees National Park, Kiff apologizes for being a know-it-all, but Billiam does not mind, commenting that the Foreverangees are "freaky" and that Kiff is "kinda freaky too". Kiff then points out that Billiam has now called her annoying, freaky, and cool. Billiam notes that he constantly changes his mind, and that some people find that annoying about him, which does not bother him. Hearing this, Kiff has a silent epiphany and chooses not to disembark when the tram reaches the transfer to the Pigeons' mansion.

Kiff and Billiam both disembark at the tram station across Table Town Middle School. Kiff states that she now sees that everybody is a little annoying, a little freaky, and a little cool. Billiam simply replies "probably," then goes off on his own way, but briefly stops to look back at Kiff, giving her an approving nod. Kiff meets back up with Barry, Trevor, Renée, and Candle in the playground and declares that she is finally ready to play Annoying, Freaky, Cool. Candle then tells Kiff that her emotional meltdown has made them realize that the game is mean, though Barry correctly deduces that Candle soured on the game after also being called annoying. The children decide to play a different game called "Down by the Bramble Bushes" instead. Watching them from the faculty lounge, Miss Deer Teacher, Secretary Prince, and Mr. RiPeppa begin to play their own game of Annoying, Freaky, Cool.

Cast[]

Song[]

  • "Down by the Bramble Bushes"

Trivia[]

  • Opening Sponsor: Brindey's Bindles.

Continuity[]

  • The song "We're Not Annoying" from "The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse" is heard in the ad for The 5 Jerks! on TV.
  • Kiff packs a copy of A String of Shocking Occurances, as well as her picture of the Chatterleys and Barry at Bannister Beach in "Beach Day".
  • The instrumental track for the song "High School Bunny" from "Big Barry on Campus" is heard towards the end of the episode.

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Media
Kiff
Episodes
Season One: "Thirst to Be the First/The Fourth Bath" • "Pool Party/Road Trip" • "Brunch DJ/Career Day" • "The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse/Leave a Little Juice" • "Big Barry on Campus/Club Book" • "Kiff's Mix/Kiff's on a Plane" • "Farley/Two for One Hot Dogs" • "Halfway There Day/Be Still My Harp" • "Friendiversary/Totally Table Town" • "Hat/Lost and Found" • "Principal Dance Socks" • "Two Truths and a Bunny/Nicknames" • "The Sound of Helen/Weekly Grocery Shop" • "Friendship In The Time Of Cheese Caves/Soup Opera" • "Mall Leader/Ghost Wolf's Art" • "Fresh Outta Grandmas"/"Maybe-sitting" • "Everyday I'm Riddlin' Riddlin'"/"Life on the Inside" • "Weird Delivery"/"No Dad Ideas" • "Faculty Lounge"/"Personal Assistant" • "Trevor's Rockin' Halloween Bash" • "I Like To Move It!"/"Hive Got An Idea" • "You Can't Handle The Tooth"/"Blooper Quest" • "When You Mow, You Mow"/"Harry's Maturity Crisis" • "Silly Moods"/"Chatterley Vs. Chatterley" • "Hungee Squirrel"/"Foreverangees" • "Snow More Ketchup"/"Kiff and Barry Go To Prom" • "Kiff Is Good at Sports"/"Mushroommates" • "Principal Helen"/"Dial B for Butt" • "Fun Uncle Pat"/"Kiff Escape!" • "Beach Day"/"Sun's Out, Buns Out"
Season 1.5: "The Haunting Of Miss McGravy's House" • "Lore Of The Ring Light"
Season Two: "Kiff Has to Sneeze/Never Meet Your Mailboxes" • "The Other Movie/Roy-alty Check" • "Stramded/Hairstory" • "Lights Out/Dinner at Barry's" • "Taily/Cocina Island" • "Up All Night"/"Rotten Banana" • "OTDR"/"Good Morning Table Town School" • "Wiz Ed"/"Mystery Spell" • "Trash Clumpers"/"Wiff & Larry" • "Helping People Feels Good"/"Dinner with Darryn" • "Spoiled Again"/"Much Ado About Muffin" • "Arrested Dehelenment"/"Here Comes The Wedding Episode" • "Rock Kick"/"The Macaroni Affair" • "Kiff And Barry Save Halfway There Day" • "Kristophe's Big Day Out"/"Annoying, Freaky, Cool" • "A Troll Through the Woods"/"Big Coat" • "The Tower on Trevor"/"Friends On Line" • "Martin Waxed the Floors!"/"Juice Break" • "Stories Before Snories"/"Is Patty a Baddie?" • "Slippery Slopes"/"Of B&B's and Piano Keys"
Characters
The Chatterley family: Kiff ChatterleyMartin ChatterleyBeryl Chatterley • Tom Chatterley • Rose Chatterley • Pat Chatterley
The Buns family: Barry Buns • Terri Buns • Harry Buns • Mary Buns • Kristophe Buns
The Fox family: Candle FoxRoy Fox
The Angstrom family: Trevor Angstrom • Mrs. Angstrom
The Wibbon family: Dilton Wibbon • Danny Wibbon
Helen's family: Helen • Agnes
Table Town Middle School students (Miss Deer Teacher's class): Reggie Racona • Billiam • Renée du Bedat • Snekole • Darryn Gherkinheim • Gareth • Patty
Table Town Middle School students (Mr. Ri'Peppa's class): Biff • Kim Popularé • Liz K. • Amira
Table Town Middle School students (Others): Lizette • L.E. • Rosso • Mav
Table Town Middle School staff: Miss Deer Teacher • Secretary Prince • Principal Secretary • Sweepy Steve • Miss Tulane • Mr. Ri'Peppa • Ms. Minty
Table Town High School students: Micheala Oats • Vanilla Tigner • Ben Bamboo • Kyle Lyon • Nick Namé
Table Town University staff: Dean Kim • Slent • Professor Lloyd
Table Town goverment: Glarbin Gloobin (Mayor of Table Town) • Ms. Mouffé (Head of the Table Town Library) • Professor Totsy (Head of the Table Town Science Lab) • Dr. Lyon (Head of the Table Town Hospital) • Rockwell
Chubbles Wubbington: Chubbles Wubbington • Evil Door
Smoldering Cove: Marlina Deena Turina • Giancarlo Monteforla • Chase • Mindy
Others: The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse (Nice Guy, Meathead, Bad Boy, Mystery Lad, Party Girl) • The Pone • Flam Bingo • Greg & Linda • Lady Jane Harness • The Left Brothers • Erica Von Ant • Dan Hill • Mr. Penguino • Gram Gram • Ben & Quinn Finn • Iris • Andrew • Bort Grig • Cheryl • Meryl • Deryl • Sergeant Hind • Wayne • Other Barry • Gayle • Sally & Bill • Beverly • Centaur Claus • Timmy Table • Ghost Wolf • Rat • Pawva Mugg • Rob Sadly • Principal Swan • Gerard • Kenny • Jean Claude • Gordon • Diane • Slimmy P. • Dante • Gladys • Miss Rogers • Lady Lorraine • Jill • Trollie • George Meredith Willows • Ms. Foodcake • The Turnino Boys Choir • Scarm Scarmely • Pete • Klon • Little Louis • Rad & Tippy • Cakie • Judge Judegy • Ma & Pa Saddle • Lance Contract • Roo • Cedric • Dennis • Donnie • Tony • Miss McGravy • Markus & Tarryn Plue • Diego & Tyler
Locations
Table Town: Chatterley residence • Buns residence • Fox mansion • Angstrom residence • Reggie's house • Helen's house • Agnes' house • Miss Deer Teacher's house • Secretary Prince's house • The Pone's house • The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse's mansion • Ghost Wolf's cave • Dante's house • Lady Lorraine's house • Miss McGravy's house • Table Town Middle School • Table Town High School • Table Town University • Table Town City Hall • Table Town Mayoral Council • Table Town Library • Table Town Science Lab • Table Town Airport • Table Town Pilot School • Table Town Carnival • Table Town Hospital • Table Town Gift Emporium • Table Town Park • Table Town Aquarium • Table Town Mall • Table Town Stadium • Table Town Auditorium • Table Town Steps • Table Town Museum • Mount Table • Bench Beach • Dooley's Feather Farm • Carlyle's Cars • World's 3rd Largest Tumbleweed • Café Penguino • Okay Will Donation Center • 7/24-7 • Rolltop Woods • Bort Grig's Carpet Emporium • Wish Wash • Dusty Acres Retirement Home • Slim Pickins • Rat's Hats and Mats • Pawva's Java • Rob Sadly's Mattresses • Tuft Pierre • Stork's Sporks • Darryl H Pizza • Cheese Caves • Serious Art Gallery • The Wall of Goat • The Outskorts • Ollie's Olive Emporium • The Cone Zone • Yee-Haw Boot Store • WeNuts • Rentley's Turtlenecks • T&GP's Trampoline Insurancees • Bonut's Donuts • Saddles • Foreverangees National Park • Sporty Mort's Sports Store • Pegasus Field • Partials Department Store • Bannister Beach
Others: The Agyeman Channel • Ottoman Flats • George Meredith Willows' mansion • Cocina Island
Songs
Kiff Theme Song • Kiff End Title Theme
Season One: Thirst to Be the First • The Singalong Song • We're Just Kids with a Calling • Thank You for Freeing Us • Flipped the Tables • BooHoo Wah Wah • We're Not Annoying on TV • High School Bunny • We're in High School Now • Carpet your World • She Didn't Get The Joke • Rage • It Don't Get Better Than This • Halfway There • Chains of Chain • Outta This Harp! • Totally Table Town • Bring a Thing • They Really Like Me • He's Still Dancing • Character and Pride • Abras • Nicknames • Do The Weekly Shop • The Ballad of Slimmy P. • Chunky Text • Most Fun I've Ever Had • You Can Do It At The Mall • We Are Goat • Brand New Crew • Wings of a Riddle • Opportunity's Here • Pack The House • Tell Us About Your Day • Bad Assistant • Party On, Scarm! • Sweet Compromise • Things • I Mow • Me Against The Universe • Gavel Groove • Hungee Medley • We're at the Prom • A Lotta Helen! • Never Going Back • Room to Rent • Right Here With You
Season 1.5: Creeping Closer • Show Them the Light