Army of Me

"Army of Me" is a song that plays in the Phineas and Ferb episode, "Night of the Living Pharmacists", when Doofenshmirtz finds out about his zombie army and gathers his army to drop by city hall. This song is sung by Doofenshmirtz and the Andrew Sister-esque background singers.

Lyrics

The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the lab coat on?
Doofenshmirtz: I wonder who.
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the vacant expression?
Doofenshmirtz: I'll never tell.
The Fake Andrews Sisters: It's not a conclusion that it's so forgone.
Doofenshmirtz: Okay, it's me,
And me,
And me,
And also me!
Over there, that's me, too.

The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the jutting jaw?
Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, baby!

The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the receding forehead?
Doofenshmirtz: Hey!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy living outside of the law?
Doofenshmirtz: Oh, that's me,
And me,
And me,
And also me!

Get out of my way,
'Cause anyone can see,
I'm about to settle down for some serious me-time!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: If you painted his picture,
It would have to be a mural.
Doofenshmirtz: 'Cause I'm tellin' you now,
I've never been so plural!
Doofenshmirtz and the Fake Andrews Sisters: Look outside, you're bound to see
Doofenshmirtz: An army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him.
Doofenshmirtz: An army of me!
I'm ubiquitous, really, I'm everywhere! An army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him.
Doofenshmirtz: A whole army of me!
Doof Zombie: Ah-dah, doo'n dah'n dah wow!

Songwriters

• Robert F. Hughes
• Martin Olson
• Dan Povenmire

Continuity

The singers of He's Eviler reappear in this song.

Trivia

• This song was featured briefly in the episode, Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown Hosted by Kelly Osbourne.
• Fragments of this song would be featured later in the song, Lots of Me.

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