Ask Her a Question

Ask Her a Question
General information
Shows	Wander Over Yonder
Composer	Andy Bean
Lyrics	Andy Bean
Performers	Jack McBrayer and Keith Ferguson

Ask Her a Question is the first song of "My Fair Hatey" in Wander Over Yonder.

Lyrics

Wander: The heart of a lady
Is a mysterious thing
That scientists have wrestled with for years...

Hater: Wait. What's happening?

Wander: Your approach so far has lacked
A certain gentlemanly tact.
It's time to reassess your presentation
Redirect your conversations with...
Her...

Hater: I have no idea what you're singing about.

Wander: What I mean is...

Ask....her...a...question!
Hater: A question?
Wander: Something about herself,
A question!
Hater: A question?
Wander: You gotta focus on someone else.
A question!
Hater: A question?
Wander: Something to show her
That you'd really like to get to know her,
Then listen...
Hater: Listen?!
Wander: Hear what she has to say
And follow up...
Hater: Huh?
Wander: With some follow-up repartee
Then listen...
Hater: More listening?!
Wander: Always remember
There's a heart inside that scary armor.

There's no shortage of fellas... (Watchdogs: No shortage of fellas...)
Who prattle on and on about themselves... (On and on about themselves...)
Flex their muscles or pump up their chests
Well, that's a perfect way to bore a lady to death.

A question.
Hater: Again?!
Wander: Something about herself,
A question.
Hater: I did!
Wander: You gotta focus on someone else.
If you wanna win her,
Show some interest in her.
If you wanna date her,
Try to formulate a question.

Alright, Hater. Give it a shot!
Hater: Um, okay. Have you ever noticed how incredibly impressive I am?
Wander: No!
(ZAP!)
Hater: Who wants to date the galaxy's most charismatic dictator? You do!
Wander: Try again.
(ZAP!)
Hater: What's your favorite...
Wander: Uh-huh?
Hater: ...one of my many, many outstanding traits? Mine's my humility!
Wander: No! From the top!

There's no shortage of fellas... (Watchdogs: No shortage of fellas...)
Who prattle on and on about themselves... (On and on about themselves...)
Flex their muscles or pump up their chests
Well, that's a perfect way to bore a lady to death.

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Media TV Show: Wander Over Yonder The Shorts: The First Take • The Smile • The Killjoy • The Theme Song • The Bathroom Break • The Planetary Conqueror • The Sharpshooter • The Glitch • The Caller • The Whatever • The Big Finish Episodes Season 1: The Greatest • The Egg • The Picnic • The Fugitives • The Good Deed • The Prisoner • The Pet • The Bad Guy • The Troll • The Box • The Hat • The Little Guy • The Bounty • The Ball • The Hero • The Birthday Boy • The Nice Guy • The Time Bomb • The Fancy Party • The Tourist • The Day • The Night • The Lonely Planet • The Brainstorm • The Party Animal • The Toddler • The Epic Quest of Unfathomable Difficulty!!! • The Void • The Liar • The Stray • The Date • The Buddies • The Big Job • The Helper • The Funk • The Enemies • The Rider • The Gift 2: The Giftening • The Gift Season 2: The Greater Hater • The Big Day • The Breakfast • The Fremergency Fronfract • The Boy Wander • The Wanders • The Axe • The Loose Screw • The It • The Cool Guy • The Catastrophe • The Rager • The Good Bad Guy • The Battle Royale • The Matchmaker • The New Toy • The Black Cube • The Eye on the Skullship • The Secret Planet • The Bad Hatter • The Hole...Lotta Nuttin' • The Show Stopper • The Cartoon • The Bot • The Family Reunion • The Rival • My Fair Hatey • The Legend • The Bad Neighbors • The Party Poopers • The Waste of Time • The Hot Shot • The Night Out • The Search for Captain Tim • The Heebie Jeebies • The Sick Day • The Sky Guy • The Robomechabotatron • The Flower • The End of the Galaxy Shorts: The First Take • The Smile • The Killjoy • The Theme Song • The Bathroom Break • The Planetary Conqueror • The Sharpshooter • The Glitch • The Caller • The Whatever • The Big Finish Characters Wander • Sylvia • Lord Hater • Commander Peepers • Watchdogs • Emperor Awesome • Fist Fighters • Binglebops • King Bingleborp • Doom Dragon • Fleeblebort • Captain Tim • Badlands Dan • Papa Doom • William Wimperson • Oink • Troll • Prince Cashmere • Lords of Illumination • Westley • Moose • Beeza • Sir Brad Starlight • King Draykor • Princess Demurra • Harvax • Stok • Trudi Traveler • Planet Janet • Maurice • King of Flendar • Princess of Flendar • Huckleberry Knucklehead • Queen Entozoa • Lost and Found Guy • Intergalactic Guru • Destructor • Thrax • Little Bits • General Outrage • Wild Card • Brainz • Clipper • Ryder • Lord Dominator • Olive • Dr. Screwball Jones • Sourdough the Evil Sandwich • Stella Starbella • Mittens • King of Sherblorg 7 • Mandrake the Malfeasant • Schmartians • General McGuffin • Something the So and So • The Black Cube of Darkness • Kragthar • Those Two Guys from that Time • Major Threat • Andy the Watchdog • Drill Sergent Watchdog • Chef Watchdog • Dog Walker Watchdog • Giuseppe • Beep Boop • Dorothy • Gram • Bill, Phil & Gil • Melodie • Angela • Jamie & Hank • David • Butler of the High Gnee Council • Gluteus Maximus • High Gnee Council • Orbble & Wilmur Wright • Princess of Binglebopolopolis • Chad • Princess Remora • Slug Boss • Nephew Slug • Slug Grandchildren • Mummy Thugs • Pitt Beast • Ripov • Arachno-Queen • Frankenstein Alien • Phantomimes • Ms. Myrtle • Neckbeard • Bitties • Robomechabotatron • Giant Bee Organizations/Groups Lord Hater's Army • Insurgent Generals • Wander and Sylvia • Bounty Hunters • Lord Dominator's Army • Galactic Villain Leaderboard • Emperor Awesome's Army Locations Lord Hater's Spaceship • Binglebopolopolis • Doomstone • Baaaaa-halla • Phunulon • Ballzeria • Buster • Doom Arena • Planet Ziziks • Flendar • Lord Dominatior's Spaceship • Arachnomorph Homeworld Objects Wander's hat Songs Season 1: Wander Over Yonder Main Theme • Hot Dog Eatin' • Bronco's Buck • Mother and Child Y'all • Let's Get Awesome • Commander Peepers' Theme • Lord Hater's Theme • Do You Know the Button Song • Lord Hater's Skeleton Face Metal • My Best Buddy • What's in the Box? • Ride Sylvia Ride • Westley's Song • If You Wander Over Yonder • The Tale of Brad Starlight • It's Your Happy Birthday • Here Comes Wander Now • Take it Easy, Sylvia • Sylvia • Shake Your Deadly Venom Sac • Banjo • Hater and the Queen • Inside Your Mind • Dance Competition • A Night to Remember • The Best Buds Shake • Best Friends Forever • Positive Song • Brahms' Lullaby • Helper • Bein' Evil is Good • Hidin' and Seekin' Season 2: This Guy's the Real Deal • Hello Song • Gettin' Ready For the Big Day • Gelatinous Bob's • Hater Makes It Better • Let the Pun Fit the Crime • Commander Who's Made His Last Command • Starbella's Theme • We're Gonna Party Like It's Your Last Night Alive • Ask Her a Question • That's How We'll Get Her • Let's All Go Meet Dominator • You're the Greatest • I'm the Bad Guy