Ask My Kazoo is a song featured in the Big City Greens episode "Okay Karaoke". The song is sung by Gramma Alice in the style of ragtime. The song is Alice's own critique on modern music by claiming that it is not as good as the music from her time. Ironically, nobody shares this sentiment with her, much to her consternation.
When you're in a bind
And not sure what to do
You might be tempted
To try something new
But no, don't do it
Stick with the classics
'Cause the classics are always fantastic
Oh, when newness comes a knockin'
With that new type fast talkin'
You young folks might think I'm lame
But my answer is always the same
What do I think of new?
Just ask my kazoo!
Come on Tilly, you know you wanna!
Eh, her loss. Time for another kazoo solo!