"Badder" is a villain song sung by Giselle and Malvina Monroe in Disenchanted. It presents a battle of the fairy tale villain clichés by having a wicked stepmother challenging an evil queen.
Lyrics[]
Malvina: Please, don't fear that
You are upsetting me
Dear, I barely know you're there Giselle: Sorry, were you speaking?
You're hard to see
Like a smell that lingers in the air
Malvina: Trying to be clever?
That makes no sense
That's a role you haven't earned Both: You don't see your own insignificance
Well, it's time you learned
You may think you're bad
But darling, I am badder
Really, sweetie, where's the thrill in
Being just a Giselle: Has-been Malvina: A wannabe Both: Villain Malvina: You're a garter snake
And I'm a big puff adder Both: Face it, I am so much badder
Than you
Giselle: Surely you can see
It's ridiculous
Two villains in one fairy tale Malvina: This town is too small
For the both of us Both: So off into the sunset
You should sail
Malvina: I can send my minions
To help you pack Giselle: I'll be careful not to crow Both: Darling, I will miss you Giselle: Alas Malvina: Alack Both: But you have got to go
You can claim you're bad
But I'm a better badder Malvina: Nothing you've got up your sleeve'll
Ever equal me as a mistress of evil
Giselle: I'm the heart and brains
And you, you're just the bladder Both: How can you believe you're badder
Than I?
Nobody ever would bother to tell
A tale with Maleficent
And with Cruella Malvina: My cheekbones are sharper Giselle: My hair's much more high Malvina: So jump down a rabbit hole Giselle: Go climb a beanstalk Both: It's not au revoir
But goodbye
Giselle: Someone really should put a stop on her Malvina: Put a stop on her Giselle: Up to me to find a way Malvina: Up to me to find a way Giselle: Maybe there's a house I can drop on her Malvina: Mmm
Is a poisoned apple too cliché?
Giselle: Drag her to a rooftop and toss her down Malvina: A spell to make her disappear Both: And when she is gone, I will own the town
And everyone will cheer
She was sorta bad
But you are so much badder
Clearly that is why I have to
See that she lives happily never after
Once I sit alone
Atop the villain ladder
Everyone in Monrolasia
Will totally be in my thrall
They will say
"Oh, Queen, we praise ya" Giselle: Because I will be not just badder Malvina: Because I will be not just Both: Badder, badder Malvina: But the nasty Giselle: Everlast-y Both: Flabbergast-y
Very, very baddest of them all!
