"Boogie Woogie Bakery Boy" was sung by The Cereal Sisters in the former Kitchen Kabaret show at Epcot. They were accompanied by the bugle-blowing bread slice of the same name. In fact, this song serves as a parody of the classic song "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy", while the Cereal Sisters are a parody of The Andrews Sisters.


We'd like sing about a friend who has really come far
He started with some dough and then he rose to be a star
He's hot when he leads the bread and cereal group
An oven-right trooper, he can never be duped

It's known that he's no clown
A Boogie Woogie Bakery Boy, the bread with the sound

He's cute
He toots
Tootle, tootle

Noodle, noodle

A blast
He's fast
Pasta, pasta
Pasta, pasta
Say spaghetti

He plays with so much fun
With a hey bagel, bagel
And a hot cross bun

In time, he found the shelf scene was getting humdrum
Sick of going nowhere made him feel like a crumb
One day, he left the cupboard, it had caused him strife
He cleared up his act for a new slice of life

We're glad he kept his sound
A Boogie Woogie Bakery Boy, the toast of the town
Take it from the toast
Breads and cereals are the most

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