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Born to Be Bad is one of the two deleted songs from Disney's film A Goofy Movie.

Background[]

Prior to the decision to make Goofy work as a children's photographer with Pete, he would have instead worked in an office under a boss named Don, who would have sang "Born to Be Bad" to torment Goofy.[1] Ultimately, neither Don nor the song made it into the movie.

Lyrics[]

(dialogue)
Don:
All kids are rotten.
Goofy:
Aw, not Max. We're best buddies!
Don:
You think? It's hopeless. Take it from an expert. Rough him up.
Goofy:
Aw, I don't believe that.
Don:
Believe it, Goof.

Don: (singing)
At nine years old, he's such a dear,
Then he turns ten, and he won't kiss you.
At twelve, the dear has pierced his ear.
And by thirteen, he's started this, Goof.

(Goofy: What's this?)

You pray it's just a phase he's going through,
Until one day, his hair is blue,
That's when you realize it's true.

They're born to be bad,
Born to drive you mad.
He has the manners of Attila,
He trips old ladies in the street.
His new friends look like Godzilla.
They carry two-by-fours,
They rob convenience stores,
Just for recreation.

(Evil laughter)

So woe to every dad,
Your kid... is born to be bad!

(Goofy: Gawrsh.)
(Don: (spoken) Yes, Goof. Forget your years of experience. These days, he's getting his advice from a spark plug, and it's all downhill from there. Gangs, felonies, MTV)

You'll ask yourself when he's sixteen,
"When was the last time he was sober?"
You'll think he's dressed for Halloween,
Then realize it's not October.

And when did he decide to shave his head?
When did his room become co-ed?
Remember, Goof: It's like I said.

Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!

They're born to be bad,
Born to make you sad.
Just when you think you're going batty,
And this is all some cruel dream,

He goes and blows up Cincinnati... (*explosion*)
And after all the shame,
Guess who they're gonna blame
For the devastation?

Ha-ha!
Guess who?
Why, no one else but you
Just say you ruined the kids
With all you did and didn't do

(Evil laughter)

You're doomed like every dad
'Cause kids are all contemptible
Despicable, degenerate and just...
(Goofy: Wait a minute!)
Plain...
(Goofy: I'm innocent, I tell you!)
Yoo-oo-oo!
They're born to be bad!
(spoken: Have a nice day!)

References[]

v - e - d
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Media
TV series and specials: Goof Troop (video) • Goof Troop ChristmasThe Making of A Goofy Movie
Movies: A Goofy Movie (video) • An Extremely Goofy Movie (video)
Books: Me and My Dad
Video games: Disney's Goof TroopDisney's Extremely Goofy Skateboarding
Comic series: Disney AdventuresThe Disney AfternoonLe Journal de Mickey
Disney Parks
Stitch and Friends Summer SurpriseGoofy’s "How to Play" Yard

Entertainment: Max LIVE: Gettin’ Goofy With ItMickey presents: "Happy Anniversary Disneyland Paris"
Summer: Club Mouse Beat

Characters
Main Characters: GoofyMaxPeteP.J.PegPistolWafflesChainsaw

Secondary Characters: SlickDebbieDukeDuke's GirlfriendDutch SpackleUncle BobLeechRingmasterBiff FuddledSpud and WallyMiss PennypackerRose BeckenbloomMyron the BulkFrank NuttiMr. SludgeIgorMr. HammerheadMagician's Hat
Movie Characters: Bobby ZimuruskiRoxanneRoxanne's FatherPrincipal MazurStaceyLisa and ChadNerdy KidsGoth GirlsPossum Park EmceeLester the PossumBigfootPowerlineTreeny and WendellSylvia MarpoleBeret GirlBradley Uppercrust IIITankGammas
Animals: GopherFemale BigfootHumphrey the BearBubbles

Episodes
Season One: "Forever Goof" • "Axed by Addition" • "Unreal Estate" • "You Camp Take It With You" • "Midnight Movie Madness" • "Counterfeit Goof" • "O, R-V, I N-V U" • "Meanwhile, Back at the Ramp" • "Close Encounters of the Weird Mime" • "Slightly Dinghy" • "Cabana Fever" • "When There's Smoke, There's Goof" • "Date with Destiny" • "Hot Air" • "Take Me Out of the Ball Game" • "Wrecks, Lies & Videotape" • "Max-imum Protection" • "Goofin' Hood and his Melancholy Men" • "Leader of the Pack" • "Inspector Goofy" • "Shake, Rattle & Goof" • "Terminal Pete" • "Fool's Gold" • "Cat's Entertainment" • "Waste Makes Haste" • "The Ungoofables" • "All the Goof That's Fit to Print" • "To Heir is Human" • "Hallow-Weenies" • "Tub Be or Not to Be" • "Major Goof" • "A Goof of the People" • "Goof Under My Roof" • "Lethal Goofin'" • "Frankengoof" • "E=MC Goof" • "Pete's Day at the Races" • "In Goof We Trust" • "And Baby Makes Three" • "The Incredible Bulk" • "Mrs. Spoonerville" • "For Pete's Sake" • "Big City Blues" • "Rally Round the Goof" • "Window Pains" • "Nightmare on Goof Street" • "Where There's a Will, There's a Goof" • "Winter Blunderland" • "Gymnauseum" • "Come Fly with Me" • "As Goof Would Have It" • "Calling All Goofs" • "Buddy Building" • "Dr. Horatio's Magic Orchestra" • "Goofs of a Feather" • "Goof Fellas" • "The Good, the Bad and the Goofy" • "Educating Goofy" • "Peg o' the Jungle" • "Partners in Grime" • "A Pizza the Action" • "To Catch a Goof" • "Gunfight at the Okie-Doke Corral"

Season Two: "Queasy Rider" • "Maximum Insecurity" • "Puppy Love" • "Great Egg-Spectations" • "Three Ring Bind" • "Pistolgeist" • "Bringin' on the Rain" • "Talent to the Max" • "Tee for Two" • "Goofin' Up the Social Ladder" • "Sherlock Goof" • "From Air to Eternity" • "Clan of the Cave Goof"

Songs
Goof Troop: Goof Troop Theme SongReindeer RumbaGotta Be Gettin' Goofy

A Goofy Movie: After TodayStand OutOn the Open RoadLester's Possum ParkNobody Else But YouI2I
An Extremely Goofy Movie: Nowhere to RunPressure DropShake Your Groove ThingYou Make Me Feel Like DancingC'mon Get HappyKnock on WoodRight Back to Where We've Started From
Deleted: Made in the ShadeBorn to Be Bad

Locations
SpoonervilleLester's Possum Park
See also
The Disney AfternoonRaw Toonage ("Goofy's Guide to the Olympics") • Mickey's Once Upon a ChristmasESPNESPN 2House of MouseGoofy's Fun HouseMickey's Twice Upon a ChristmasDisney Heroes: Battle Mode
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