"Borough Bully Rap" is a song featured in Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur. It is performed by Diamond White, Josh Keaton, and Fred Tatasciore as their respective characters Moon Girl, Syphonater, and Devil Dinosaur. The song is heard in the episode "The Borough Bully" and is sung between the titular heroes against the main antagonist who attempts to belittle and troll them, only to get a middling response from the heroes.
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Syphonater:
Calls herself a superhero
But ain't nothin' super 'bout her
Just her four, no, five head
It's growin' by the hour
Puny little girl who fights crime on wheels
Look at that mess she calls hair
Are you honestly for real?
Moon Girl:
Yep, it's for real
Indeed my hair defies gravity
I appreciate you care enough to stop your day and ask me
To understand my verses you're gonna need a thesaurus
My vocabulary's bigger than my pet tyrannosaurus
Syphonater:
I clean my teeth with Devil's arms
'Cause they're small like toothpicks
By the way why would you choose
A T-Rex as your sidekick?
A raptor, bigfoot, even a pet possum
They at least have thumbs
That'd be way more awesome
Moon Girl:
It's true that me and Dev
Make a really odd pair
With his cute dainty arms and my bomb curly hair
Largest brain in the universe meets world's smallest hands
MG the MC is the big time square
Devil Dinosaur:
{Dinosaur noises}
Moon Girl:
Oh, slick verse Double D
I agree with what you sayin'
I'm havin' a lot of fun with this rap game we playin'
So say whatever you like you're entitled to what you thinkin'
And we love getting feedback, that's why my website's got the link
Syphonater:
Yeah, well, um, your links stink
And your head is like...
Wait I already said that
Oh, your skates!
They're too shiny and they roll around like... like... a plate?
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