Goofy:
Your chains of love now hold me tight,
Your bovine beauty makes my heart take flight!
Clarabelle:
You will not change my mind one smidge,
I'm going to drop you screaming off this bridge!
Goofy:
Clarabelle, you drive me nuts.
Chorus:
His love's so sweet,
His love's so blind.
Clarabelle:
Poor Goof...
Chorus:
You have to kill him,
Or he'll change your mind.
Clarabelle:
Poor grunge...
Chorus:
Say farewell
To that goof poor grunge!
Clarabelle:
Farewell!
Chorus:
'Cause it's your duty as he'll...
Clarabelle and chorus:
Take the plunge!
Goofy:
My milkmaid miss, you charm my soul
You leave me utterly beyond control
Call me a goof, but one thing's clear
Your melodious moo is music to my ears!
Chorus:
He's no Don Juan!
Clarabelle:
He's not real smart,
And yet, he's touched my little cowhide heart.
He loves my moo, my cow-like gaze
His numbskull charm...
Has set my heart!
Ablaze!
