Clarabelle tries to kill Goofy by dropping him off the bridge, but the latter falls in love with the former and starts flirting with her. Clarabelle initially tried to resist the flirt, but Goofy's compliment of her voice made her fall for him, making her redeem herself.
Lyrics[]
Goofy:
Your chains of love now hold me tight,
Your bovine beauty makes my heart take flight!
Clarabelle:
You will not change my mind one smidge,
I'm going to drop you screaming off this bridge!
Goofy:
Clarabelle, you drive me nuts.
Chorus:
His love's so sweet,
His love's so blind.
Clarabelle:
Poor Goof...
Chorus:
You have to kill him,
Or he'll change your mind.
Clarabelle:
Poor grunge...
Chorus:
Say farewell
To that goof poor grunge!
Clarabelle:
Farewell!
Chorus:
'Cause it's your duty as he'll...
Clarabelle and chorus:
Take the plunge!
Goofy:
My milkmaid miss, you charm my soul
You leave me utterly beyond control
Call me a goof, but one thing's clear
Your melodious moo is music to my ears!
Chorus:
He's no Don Juan!
Clarabelle:
He's not real smart,
And yet, he's touched my little cowhide heart.
He loves my moo, my cow-like gaze
His numbskull charm...
Has set my heart!
Ablaze!
