"Chef Remy Bones" is a song from the Vampirina episode, "Bone Appetit". It is sung by Chef Remy Bones himself as he shows Vee, Poppy, and Bridget how he cooks his best dishes.
Lyrics[]
You're here in the presence
Of the monster who haunts
The spookiest kitchens
Of the best restaurants
With eerie hor d'oeuvres
Or the mysterious croissants
Why it is
Chef Remy Bones
Observe then the master
Of the finest cuisine
Bone-chillingest chef
That Transylvania has seen
Who once cooked for Bigfoot
And the zombie king and queen
Yes it is
Chef Remy Bones
Chop chop
plop it on the stovetop
Pop in half a cup
Stop
Boil it, broil it
oops, my arms fell off again
And saute, poach,
And, para, puree
Fricassee and flambe
spider souffle
Blend it, baste it
something vicious
Now that's delicious
So watch as each scare-rot
Is impeccably sliced
The spell-ery's chopped
And the Spook-ini is diced
Creating a meal that's
Fit for any poltergeist
And now the secret spicings
That will make it more enticing
You toss in some claws
And then you turn up the heat
A cup full of goo
and ooh la la, it's so sweet
Some scales and some cobwebs
And it's time to eat
The tasty treat
That makes a meal complete
so come and have a seat
I say bone appetit
All thanks to
Chef Remy Bones
(spoken) Remy Bones
