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"Chef Remy Bones" is a song from the Vampirina episode, "Bone Appetit". It is sung by Chef Remy Bones himself as he shows Vee, Poppy, and Bridget how he cooks his best dishes.

Lyrics

You're here in the presence
Of the monster who haunts
The spookiest kitchens
Of the best restaurants
With eerie hor d'oeuvres
Or the mysterious croissants
 
Why it is
Chef Remy Bones

Observe then the master
Of the finest cuisine
Bone-chillingest chef
That Transylvania has seen
Who once cooked for Bigfoot
And the zombie king and queen

Yes it is
Chef Remy Bones

Chop chop
plop it on the stovetop
Pop in half a cup
Stop

Boil it, broil it
oops, my arms fell off again

And saute, poach,
And, para, puree
Fricassee and flambe
spider souffle

Blend it, baste it
something vicious
Now that's delicious

So watch as each scare-rot
Is impeccably sliced
The spell-ery's chopped
And the Spook-ini is diced
Creating a meal that's
Fit for any poltergeist

And now the secret spicings
That will make it more enticing

You toss in some claws
And then you turn up the heat
A cup full of goo
and ooh la la, it's so sweet

Some scales and some cobwebs
And it's time to eat
The tasty treat
That makes a meal complete
so come and have a seat
I say bone appetit

All thanks to
Chef Remy Bones

(spoken) Remy Bones

v - e - d
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Media
Vampirina
Characters
Vampirina HauntleyOxana HauntleyBoris HauntleyNanpireGrandpopGregoriaPoppy PeeplesonBridgetMr. GoreWolfieDemiChef Remy BonesScream GirlsNosferatuEdgar PeeplesonEdna PeeplesonDragos the DancerPhoebe RavensonAlice and Desmond RavensonMary-Margaret MummytonUncle BobPoltergeist PatFrankie BoltFranken Bolt
Episodes
Season One: "Going Batty/Scare B&B" • "The Sleepover/Portrait of a Vampire" • "Vee's Surprise Party/Vee Goes Viral" • "The Plant Predicament/Mummy Mayhem" • "Little Terror/Super Natural" • "Vamping Trip/The Monster Snore" • "Bone Appetit/Woodchuck Woodsies" • "The Little Witch/Hide & Shriek" • "Vampire Weekend/The Bird Who Knew Too Much" • "The Ghoul Girls/Game Night" • "Oldie But a Ghouldie/Beast in Show" • "Critters!/Cuddle Monster" • "Batty Fever/Poetry Day" • "Nanpire the Great/Two Heads Are Better Than One" • "Vee is for Valentine/Scarestitute Teacher" • "Look Who's Scared Now!/Dust Bunnies" • "Vampirina Ballerina/Treasure Haunters" • "Mummy's Day/Dance-lvania" • "Acrobat Boris/The Lemonade Stand" • "Hiccupire/Uncle Bigfoot" • "Fangless/Transylvanian Tea" • "Home Scream Home" • "Countess Vee/Frights Camera Action" • "Hauntleyween/Frankenflower" • "Nanpire and Grandpop the Greats/There's Snow Place Like Home"

Season Two: "Vampire for President/Where's Wolfie?" • "The Woodsie Way/TNN" • "Franken-Wedding/Bat Hair Day" • "Baby Dragon/Gloommates" • "The Ghoul Next Door/Scare B & Vee" • "The Birthday Broom/Vee Takes the Court" • "Scare-itage Day/The Great Egg Scramble" • "Desserter Mystery/Mirror Mirror" • "Beach Night/Gregoria Takes Flight" • "The Big Bite/Ghost Hosts" • "The Boo Boys Are Back/Pixie Problem" • "Face the Music/Fright at the Museum" • "Vamp-iversary/Wolf Boy" • "Bat Got Your Tongue/Haunted Theater" • "Trick or Treaters/Play It Again Vee" • "Jumping Jack-o-Lanterns/Freeze Our Guest" • "The Vamp-Opera/This Haunted House is Closed" • "Dia de los Muertos/As You Wish"

Locations
PennsylvaniaScare B&B
Songs
Vampirina Theme SongMe for MeThe Scare B&BPerfect for the PartyVery First DayTransylvanian SurpriseDragos the DancerThe Plant SpellLonely Being KingVampire LullabyDon't Let Them Take Me AwayBeautiful Night For a FlightNot So Scary After AllChef Remy BonesThe Woodchuck Woodsie WayHiding PlacesThe Witch Want I Want to BeLook What I Can Do NowGet Her UnstuckLiving the ScreamFind Your Inner GhoulFun For EveryoneWon't Let You GoWhat a Wonderful DogWhat Could Go WrongScary GoodA Terrorific TeamNo WayNo Matter WhatThe Friendship FestivalOn Ghoulentine’s DayMake a Monster ProudNot So Much Fun!Frightfully CleanA Great BallerinaBack Where a Pirate BelongsA Mummy's Day for MamaDancelvania DayI Believe in YouWe've Got it MadeEverybody Gets ScaredAway from it AllYou'll Always Be YouEnjoy the UnexpectedTransylvania, Here We ComeHome Scream HomeThings I Could BeMonster Movie MagicHauntleyweenThe Perfect InventionThe Way a Feast Should GoThere's Snow Place Like HomeI'm With YouWhere's That Werewolf?How Hard Could Being Human Really Be?Don't Judge a Spell Book By its CoverAll a Monster Needs is LovePerfectly ImperfectYou're Dragon Me DownYou Won't Even Know That We're HereHow to Spot a VampireGhostly HostThe Perfect Gift for VeeThe Name of the GameFrightful Family TreeThe Most Fangtastic Finder in the BizThe Gift I Wish For Every YearDouble VeeBeach Night PartyThe Fangtastic Feeling of FlyingCook My Way Into Their HeartsThat's What a True Friend DoesBetter TogetherPutting It TogetherWe're a ConstellationCenter StageTrick or TreatMonsterific MessThe Perfect PumpkinWinter WonderlandThe Vamp-OperaLife is a SongA Monster Lends a Helping Claw

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