"Cocktails for Two" is a song from The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue, performed by Spike Jones and his City Slickers. It is played by Radio when he attempts to lull the animals and other appliances to sleep, only for them to wake up suddenly – due to the loud noises he made for "just a little late-night humor" – and throw various objects at him afterwards. He then satisfies them by saying, "Nighty-night."
Lyrics
Oh, what delight to be given the right
To be carefree and gay once again
No longer slinking, respectably drinking
Like civilized ladies and men
No longer need we miss a charming scene like this:
In some secluded rendezvous
That overlooks the avenue
With someone sharing a delightful chat
Of this and that
And cocktails for two
As we enjoy a cigarette
To some exquisite chansonette
Two hands are sure to slyly meet beneath a serviette
With cocktails for two
My head may go reeling
But my heart will be o-be-di-ent
With in-tox-i-cat-ing kisses
For the principal in-gre-di-ent
Most any afternoon at five
We'll be so glad we're both alive
Then maybe fortune will complete her plan
That all began
With cocktails for two
