Kiff and Barry enjoy a kids-only dinner with their shy classmate, Darryn.
Plot[]
To their surprise, Kiff and Barry are invited by the usually shy Darryn to have dinner with him at Café Penguino, where he regularly dines by himself, as he has his own credit card. That night at the restaurant, Kiff and Barry are surprised to learn that unlike other children, Darryn orders from the adult menu and does not ask for activity packs. The three watch as Birthday Brian, Café Penguino's birthday singer, performs an exhausting musical number for a child celebrating his birthday there.
Not used to dining maturely, Kiff and Barry find themselves unable to have a refined conversation with Darryn over dinner. While trying to think of a conversation topic, Barry notices a teenager named Tracey leaving her family's table to use the bathroom, then leaving the bathroom in disguise and joining another table with Ben Bamboo and Vanilla Tigner. Since Darryn finds gossip impolite, when he is not looking, Kiff and Barry secretly meet under their table and orchestrate a plan to investigate Tracey. When Darryn spots them slipping back into their seats, Barry explains that they were under the table because "it's a common meeting place for kids in restaurants."
After distracting Darryn, Kiff and Barry move around Café Penguino to carry out their investigation. They overhear Tracey's parents mention that it is Tracey's birthday, then eavesdrop on Tracey herself and learn that her plan is to get her birthday celebrated twice, allowing her to enjoy an extra Pingy the Clown birthday sundae. The duo also realize that Tracey's scheme might drive Birthday Brian to quit his job due to exhaustion, as he has already performed for seven birthday celebrations in the same night.
Kiff and Barry return to their table and convince a reluctant Darryn to call Brionne, the manager, so that they can report Tracey. However, when Brionne arrives, Kiff and Barry's inability to behave maturely causes them to babble over each other while speaking to her, leaving her unable to understand what they are trying to say. Just as a fatigued Birthday Brian is about to fall for Tracey's plan, Darryn calls Brionne back and is able to properly inform her about Tracey's "birthday embezzlement". With her scheme exposed, Tracey is banned from Café Penguino until her next birthday, and her parents take her home.
Afterwards, Darryn tells Kiff and Barry that he regrets not having gotten more involved in their investigation, admitting that due to his maturity, he has a hard time socializing with other kids. Feeling sorry for him, Kiff and Barry give Darryn a hug. Birthday Brian then presents Darryn with a birthday sundae to thank him for stopping Tracey. Under the table, Darryn shares the sundae with Kiff and Barry and reveals to them that it really is his birthday.
The Chatterley family:Kiff Chatterley • Martin Chatterley • Beryl Chatterley • Tom Chatterley • Rose Chatterley • Pat Chatterley The Buns family:Barry Buns • Terri Buns • Harry Buns • Mary Buns • Kristophe Buns The Fox family:Candle Fox • Roy Fox The Angstrom family:Trevor Angstrom • Mrs. Angstrom The Wibbon family: Dilton Wibbon • Danny Wibbon Helen's family:Helen • Agnes Table Town Middle School students (Miss Deer Teacher's class): Reggie Racona • Billiam • Renée du Bedat • Snekole • Darryn Gherkinheim • Gareth • Patty Table Town Middle School students (Mr. Ri'Peppa's class): Biff • Kim Popularé • Liz K. • Amira Table Town Middle School students (Others): Lizette • L.E. • Rosso • Mav Table Town Middle School staff:Miss Deer Teacher • Secretary Prince • Principal Secretary • Sweepy Steve • Miss Tulane • Mr. Ri'Peppa • Ms. Minty Table Town High School students: Micheala Oats • Vanilla Tigner • Ben Bamboo • Kyle Lyon • Nick Namé Table Town University staff: Dean Kim • Slent • Professor Lloyd Table Town goverment: Glarbin Gloobin (Mayor of Table Town) • Ms. Mouffé (Head of the Table Town Library) • Professor Totsy (Head of the Table Town Science Lab) • Dr. Lyon (Head of the Table Town Hospital) • Rockwell Chubbles Wubbington: Chubbles Wubbington • Evil Door Smoldering Cove: Marlina Deena Turina • Giancarlo Monteforla • Chase • Mindy Others: The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse (Nice Guy, Meathead, Bad Boy, Mystery Lad, Party Girl) • The Pone • Flam Bingo • Greg & Linda • Lady Jane Harness • The Left Brothers • Erica Von Ant • Dan Hill • Mr. Penguino • Gram Gram • Ben & Quinn Finn • Iris • Andrew • Bort Grig • Cheryl • Meryl • Deryl • Sergeant Hind • Wayne • Other Barry • Gayle • Sally & Bill • Beverly • Centaur Claus • Timmy Table • Ghost Wolf • Rat • Pawva Mugg • Rob Sadly • Principal Swan • Gerard • Kenny • Jean Claude • Gordon • Diane • Slimmy P. • Dante • Gladys • Miss Rogers • Lady Lorraine • Jill • Trollie • George Meredith Willows • Ms. Foodcake • The Turnino Boys Choir • Scarm Scarmely • Pete • Klon • Little Louis • Rad & Tippy • Cakie • Judge Judegy • Ma & Pa Saddle • Lance Contract • Roo • Cedric • Dennis • Donnie • Tony • Miss McGravy • Markus & Tarryn Plue • Diego & Tyler
Locations
Table Town: Chatterley residence • Buns residence • Fox mansion • Angstrom residence • Reggie's house • Helen's house • Agnes' house • Miss Deer Teacher's house • Secretary Prince's house • The Pone's house • The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse's mansion • Ghost Wolf's cave • Dante's house • Lady Lorraine's house • Miss McGravy's house • Table Town Middle School • Table Town High School • Table Town University • Table Town City Hall • Table Town Mayoral Council • Table Town Library • Table Town Science Lab • Table Town Airport • Table Town Pilot School • Table Town Carnival • Table Town Hospital • Table Town Gift Emporium • Table Town Park • Table Town Aquarium • Table Town Mall • Table Town Stadium • Table Town Auditorium • Table Town Steps • Table Town Museum • Mount Table • Bench Beach • Dooley's Feather Farm • Carlyle's Cars • World's 3rd Largest Tumbleweed • Café Penguino • Okay Will Donation Center • 7/24-7 • Rolltop Woods • Bort Grig's Carpet Emporium • Wish Wash • Dusty Acres Retirement Home • Slim Pickins • Rat's Hats and Mats • Pawva's Java • Rob Sadly's Mattresses • Tuft Pierre • Stork's Sporks • Darryl H Pizza • Cheese Caves • Serious Art Gallery • The Wall of Goat • The Outskorts • Ollie's Olive Emporium • The Cone Zone • Yee-Haw Boot Store • WeNuts • Rentley's Turtlenecks • T&GP's Trampoline Insurancees • Bonut's Donuts • Saddles • Foreverangees National Park • Sporty Mort's Sports Store • Pegasus Field • Partials Department Store • Bannister Beach Others: The Agyeman Channel • Ottoman Flats • George Meredith Willows' mansion • Cocina Island
Songs
Kiff Theme Song • Kiff End Title Theme Season One: Thirst to Be the First • The Singalong Song • We're Just Kids with a Calling • Thank You for Freeing Us • Flipped the Tables • BooHoo Wah Wah • We're Not Annoying on TV • High School Bunny • We're in High School Now • Carpet your World • She Didn't Get The Joke • Rage • It Don't Get Better Than This • Halfway There • Chains of Chain • Outta This Harp! • Totally Table Town • Bring a Thing • They Really Like Me • He's Still Dancing • Character and Pride • Abras • Nicknames • Do The Weekly Shop • The Ballad of Slimmy P. • Chunky Text • Most Fun I've Ever Had • You Can Do It At The Mall • We Are Goat • Brand New Crew • Wings of a Riddle • Opportunity's Here • Pack The House • Tell Us About Your Day • Bad Assistant • Party On, Scarm! • Sweet Compromise • Things • I Mow • Me Against The Universe • Gavel Groove • Hungee Medley • We're at the Prom • A Lotta Helen! • Never Going Back • Room to Rent • Right Here With You Season 1.5: Creeping Closer • Show Them the Light
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