Don't Fall in Love is a song featured in Disney Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas. It is sung by the villiain Forte, and is his attempt to persuade the Beast not to have any feelings for Belle, so he can remain a pipe organ forever. This song, like Hellfire, has some rather mature lyrics that are not suitable for a family film.
Lyrics
Forte: The quickest way to break your heart
Make you depressed and ill.
Is to get tangled up inside.
The side effects could kill.
All passion is a waste of time.
A deadly game pour vous.
I am your friend, your cher ami,
I wouldn't lie to you
If you must love someone, may I suggest,
You love yourself!
Just think it through.
You'll never leave, and you will find,
You'll get more rest.
You'll always feel as good as new.
Your freedom is the most
Important thing, my friend.
You must be strong, you mustn't bend.
Don't talk for hours,
Don't send flowers,
Don't write poems,
Don't sing songs, and dance
Beneath the stars
That shine above.
Don't fall in love.
[Speech]
Oh, don't do it.
As soon as your heart rules your head.
Your life is not your own,
It's hell when someone's always there.
It's bliss to be alone.
And love of any kind is bad.
A dog, a child, a cat.
They take up so much precious time,
Now where's the sense in that?
Love takes the wildest heart and makes it tame.
If you're turned on, then just turn off.
Emotions are a thing all great men overcame.
Please, don't make this grand catastrophe
Don't get attached to anyone or anything.
There's nothing worse than things that cling.
You'll go to pot,
You'll turn to drink,
You'll never rest,
You'll end up mad, and
Looking like some
Poor tormented dove.
Don't fall in love.
Don't-fall-in love!