Don Rio Garcia loves his daughter very much, and apart from her, loves his pig, Pinkie. He claimed himself to be a very magnificent, brave, young soldier when he was Deuce's age. He speaks in a Spanish accent.
- Dina is Don Rio's only daughter.
- Mrs. Garcia is Don Rio's wife.
- Pinkie is his pet pig.
- Deuce is Dina's, Don Rio's daughter, boyfriend.
- Dina's aunt and Don Rio's sister.
- He has a brother named Juan Carlos Ernesto Pedro Palco Pancho Emilia Zsapata Jay-Z Garcia. He considers his brother funny.
- He has a sister named Debby.
- He and his brother have names of a famous singer in their full name (Shakira, Jay-Z).
- His associates' names in Spanish mean "left" (Isquierda) and "right" (Derecha).
- He owns a mall.
- Deuce: "Wow. I'm afraid to ask you what your sister's name is."
- Don Rio Garcia: "Debby."
- "Come let me smell you, ah now you smell like a man angel!"