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Your singing is awesome! How'd you get your voice to sound like that?"
"Oh, same as all the great blues singers: Wild parsnips.
Jeremy and Candace[src]

"E.V.I.L. B.O.Y.S." is the song from the episode, "Jerk De Soleil." It was sung by Candace (under the effects of her wild parsnip allergy) as she was trying to convince her mom that Phineas and Ferb were putting on a circus in the backyard. Her song also includes some of the other things she tried to bust her brothers for throughout previous episodes. It was the #6 Most Voted-for Song in Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown. "E.V.I.L. B.O.Y.S." is also one of the eight songs that was re-released in the Phineas and Ferb Karaoke Soundtrack.

Lyrics[]

Candace: Psst... Mom.
Linda: Candace, have you been near the wild parsnips again?
Candace: Yes, but you got to see what Phineas and Ferb are doing!
Linda: What is it now?

Candace: Those boys are always up to something
And it's bringing me to tears
'Cause just before you get home
It always just magically disappears

Those boys are evil
But before you get home, they somehow always clean up the mess
Vivian: Testify, Candace, testify! (Note: This line is not in the soundtrack version of the song.)
Candace: Those boys are evil
Let me spell it out for you, mom.
E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!

They built a rollercoaster
And a beach in the backyard
Drove cattle through the city
And messed up the boulevard

They took me back in time
When we went to that museum
They built fifty-foot treehouse robots
But still, you didn't see 'em

Those boys are evil
Their crazy shenanigans cause me all kinds of distress
Those boys are evil
Sing it with me!
E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!

I know you think they're saints
But Mom, I'm here to tell
Those B-O-Y-S, they're just E-V-I-L!

Those boys are evil
They're making me feel like my head's in a hydraulic press
And that don't feel too good!

Those boys are evil
Everybody!
E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!

That's what I'm talking about!
E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!

That's right, those boys are
Evil little boys!

Background Information[]

  • Production order and broadcast order are sometimes very different. Two of the things that Candace describe the boys doing, the tree-house robots and the time-traveling, hadn't been seen yet when this episode originally aired.
  • Jeremy downloads this song by the end of the episode, asking Candace how she got her voice to sound that way. She responds, "Oh, same as all the other blues singers: wild parsnips."
  • Dan Povenmire provided Candace's parsnip-affected voice.
  • This was number 6 in "Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown".
  • The song refers to other episodes: they built a rollercoaster ("Rollercoaster"), a beach in the backyard ("Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror"), drove cattle through the city and messed up our boulevard ("The Magnificent Few"), they took me back in time ("It's About Time!"), they built fifty-foot treehouse robots ("Tree to Get Ready").
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Media
Animated Productions: Phineas and Ferb (soundtrack/videography) Take Two with Phineas and FerbPhineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension (soundtrack) • Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Candace Against the Universe (soundtrack) • Chibi Tiny Tales

Video Games: Phineas and FerbPhineas and Ferb Ride AgainDisney Channel All Star PartyPhineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd DimensionAgent P Strikes BackPhineas and Ferb: Quest for Cool StuffDisney UniverseJust Dance: Disney PartyWhere's My Perry?Disney Infinity/2.0/3.0Phineas and Ferb: Day of DoofenshmirtzDisney Emoji BlitzDisney Heroes: Battle Mode
Albums: Phineas and Ferb Holiday FavoritesPhineas and Ferb: Star Wars soundtrack
Stage shows: Phineas and Ferb: The Best LIVE Tour Ever!

Disney Parks
Agent P's World Showcase Adventure

Entertainment: Phineas and Ferb's Rockin' Rollin' Dance Party
Fireworks: Celebrate the Magic
Parade: Move It! Shake It! MousekeDance It! Street Party
Halloween: Treat Trails

Characters
Major Characters: Phineas FlynnFerb FletcherCandace FlynnPerryDr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Secondary Characters: Linda Flynn-FletcherLawrence FletcherIsabella Garcia-ShapiroBaljeet TjinderBuford Van StommMajor Francis MonogramJeremy JohnsonCarl KarlStacy HiranoGinger HiranoMillyKatieHollyAdyson SweetwaterGretchenVanessa Doofenshmirtz
Recurring characters: Giant Floating Baby HeadDjango BrownColtraneCharlene DoofenshmirtzRoger DoofenshmirtzVivian Garcia-ShapiroIrvingJenny BrownSuzy JohnsonDannyBobbi FabulousShermanMeapMitchNormClyde FlynnBetty Jo FlynnPinkyAlbertPeterKlimpaloonTalking ZebraMonty MonogramHildegard JohnsonReginald FletcherWinifred FletcherAloyse von Roddenstein
Minor Characters: JerryBigfootYetiKhaka Peu PeuThe RegurgitatorBob WebberPrincess BaldegundeMelissaUnnamed Fireside GirlsAgent EBrobotsDrill SergeantBuck BuckersonTiana WebberJack JohnsonMrs. JohnsonWendyEliza FletcherNicoletteMandyThaddeus and ThorMindyAmanda JohnsonLucy FletcherAdrian FletcherBeppo BrownDr. HiranoAnnabelle JohnsonSaraBrigitte, Josette, and ColletteMishti PatelLiam McCrackenRodrigoMorgGlenda WilkinsDr. GevaarlijkHeinz Doofenshmirtz's motherBlanca DishonProfessor PoofenplotzEliza M. FeyersiedEl ChupacabraNapoleon, Wendell, and FloydLyla LolliberryBalloony • Corn Colossus • Professor Parenthesis
Guest Characters: Santa ClausKim Possible PinocchioBaby BaboonThor OdinsonSpider-ManHulkIron ManRed SkullNick FuryVenomWhiplashM.O.D.O.K.

Episodes
Season One: "Rollercoaster" • "Candace Loses Her Head" • "The Fast and the Phineas" • "Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror" • "The Magnificent Few" • "S'Winter" • "Are You My Mummy?" • "Flop Starz" • "Raging Bully" • "Lights, Candace, Action!" • "Get That Bigfoot Outta My Face!" • "Tree to Get Ready" • "It's About Time!" • "Jerk De Soleil" • "Toy to the World" • "One Good Scare Ought to Do It!" • "A Hard Day's Knight" • "I, Brobot" • "Mom's Birthday" • "Journey to the Center of Candace" • "Run Away Runway" • "I Scream, You Scream" • "It's a Mud, Mud, Mud, Mud World" • "The Ballad of Badbeard" • "Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together" • "Ready for the Bettys" • "The Flying Fishmonger" • "Phineas and Ferb Get Busted!" • "Greece Lightning" • "Leave the Busting to Us!" • "Crack That Whip" • "The Best Lazy Day Ever" • "Boyfriend From 27,000 B.C." • "Voyage to the Bottom of Buford" • "Put That Putter Away" • "Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat?" • "Traffic Cam Caper" • "Bowl-R-Ama Drama" • "The Monster of Phineas-n-Ferbenstein" • "Oil on Candace" • "Unfair Science Fair" • "Unfair Science Fair Redux (Another Story)" • "Out to Launch" • "Got Game?" • "Comet Kermillian" • "Out of Toon" • "Hail Doofania!"

Season Two: "The Lake Nose Monster" • "Interview With a Platypus" • "Tip of the Day" • "Attack of the 50 Foot Sister" • "Backyard Aquarium" • "Day of the Living Gelatin" • "Elementary My Dear Stacy" • "Don't Even Blink" • "Chez Platypus" • "Perry Lays an Egg" • "Gaming the System" • "The Chronicles of Meap" • "Thaddeus and Thor" • "De Plane! De Plane!" • "Let's Take a Quiz" • "At the Car Wash" • "Oh, There You Are, Perry" • "Swiss Family Phineas" • "Hide and Seek" • "That Sinking Feeling" • "The Baljeatles" • "Vanessassary Roughness" • "No More Bunny Business" • "Spa Day" • "Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo" • "Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown" • "Bubble Boys" • "Isabella and the Temple of Sap" • "Cheer Up Candace" • "Fireside Girl Jamboree" • "The Bully Code" • "Finding Mary McGuffin" • "Picture This" • "Nerdy Dancin'" • "What Do It Do?" • "Atlantis" • "Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation!" • "Just Passing Through" • "Candace's Big Day" • "I Was a Middle Aged Robot" • "Suddenly Suzy" • "Undercover Carl" • "Hip Hip Parade" • "Invasion of the Ferb Snatchers" • "Ain't No Kiddie Ride" • "Not Phineas and Ferb" • "Phineas and Ferb-Busters!" • "The Lizard Whisperer" • "Robot Rodeo" • "The Beak" • "She's the Mayor" • "The Lemonade Stand" • "Phineas and Ferb Hawaiian Vacation" • "Summer Belongs to You!" • "Nerds of a Feather" • "Wizard of Odd" • "We Call it Maze" • "Ladies and Gentlemen, Meet Max Modem!" • "The Secret of Success" • "The Doof Side of the Moon" • "Split Personality" • "Brain Drain" • "Rollercoaster: The Musical!" • "Make Play" • "Candace Gets Busted"
Season Three: "The Great Indoors" • "Canderemy" • "Run, Candace, Run" • "Last Train to Bustville" • "Phineas' Birthday Clip-O-Rama!" • "The Belly of the Beast" • "Moon Farm" • "Ask a Foolish Question" • "Misperceived Monotreme" • "Candace Disconnected" • "Magic Carpet Ride" • "Bad Hair Day" • "Meatloaf Surprise" • "Phineas and Ferb Interrupted" • "A Real Boy" • "Mommy Can You Hear Me?" • "Road Trip" • "Tour de Ferb" • "Skiddley Whiffers" • "My Fair Goalie" • "Bullseye!" • "That's the Spirit" • "The Curse of Candace" • "Escape from Phineas Tower" • "Lotsa Latkes" • "Ferb Latin" • "A Phineas and Ferb Family Christmas" • "Tri-Stone Area" • "Doof Dynasty" • "Excaliferb" • "Phineas and Ferb and the Temple of Juatchadoon" • "Monster from the Id" • "Gi-Ants" • "The Remains of the Platypus" • "Mom's in the House" • "Perry the Actorpus" • "Let's Bounce" • "Bully Bromance Break Up" • "Quietest Day Ever" • "Doonkleberry Imperative" • "Meapless in Seattle" • "Delivery of Destiny" • "Buford Confidential" • "The Mom Attractor" • "Cranius Maximus" • "Agent Doof" • "Minor Monogram" • "What a Croc!" • "Sleepwalk Surprise" • "Sci-Fi Pie Fly" • "Sipping with the Enemy" • "Tri-State Treasure: Boot of Secrets" • "Doofapus" • "Norm Unleashed" • "Where's Perry?" • "Ferb TV" • "When Worlds Collide" • "What'd I Miss?" • "Road to Danville" • "This is Your Backstory" • "Blackout!"
Season Four: "For Your Ice Only " • "Happy New Year!" • "Fly On the Wall" • "Bully Bust" • "My Sweet Ride" • "Der Kinderlumper" • "Sidetracked" • "Primal Perry" • "Mind Share" • "Backyard Hodge Podge" • "Bee Day" • "Bee Story" • "Great Balls of Water" • "Where's Pinky?" • "Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown Hosted by Kelly Osbourne" • "Knot My Problem" • "Just Desserts" • "La Candace-Cabra" • "Happy Birthday, Isabella" • "Love at First Byte" • "One Good Turn" • "Mission Marvel" • "Thanks But No Thanks" • "Troy Story" • "Druselsteinoween" • "Terrifying Tri-State Trilogy of Terror" • "Face Your Fear" • "Cheers for Fears" • "Steampunx" • "Just Our Luck" • "Return Policy" • "Live and Let Drive" • "Phineas and Ferb Save Summer" • "Father's Day" • "Imperfect Storm" • "The Return of the Rogue Rabbit" • "It's No Picnic" • "The Klimpaloon Ultimatum" • "Operation Crumb Cake" • "Mandace" • "Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars" • "Lost in Danville" • "The Inator Method" • "Night of the Living Pharmacists" • "Tales from the Resistance: Back to the 2nd Dimension" • "Doof 101" • "Act Your Age" • "Last Day of Summer" • "O.W.C.A. Files"
Season Five: "Summer Block Buster" • "Cloudy with a Chance of Mom" • "Submarine Sandwich Submarine" • "License to Bust" • "Dry Another Day" • "Deconstructing Doof" • "Tropey McTropeface" • "Biblio-Blast" • "A Chip to the Vet" • "More Than an Intern" • "The Aurora Perry-Alis" • "Lord of the Firesides" • "Agent T (for Teen)" • "The Haberdasher" • "The Candace Suit" • "Out of Character" • "Meap Me in St. Louis" • "No Slumber Party" • "The Ballad of Bubba Doof" • "Attack of the Candace Suit" • "Book Flub" • "The Bad Old Days" • "Mantis Fact!

Locations
Locations at or near Danville: DanvilleSeattleMr. Slushy FranchiseDoofenshmirtz Evil IncorporatedFlynn-Fletcher HouseAtlantisGoogolplex MallOld Abandoned Amusement Park

Other: AfricaEnglandNew York CityBig BenMarsTokyoLondonChinaIndiaCanadaChileHawaii

Songs
Today is Gonna Be a Great DayPerry the Platypus ThemeQuirky Work SongPerry Saves ChristmasGotta Get Gone

Season One: Gitchee Gitchee GooBackyard BeachBustedHemoglobin HighwayS.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants)Little Brothers
Season Two: Perfect DayTip of the DayWhen Will He Call Me?Watchin' and Waitin'Happy Evil Love SongWhen You LevitateMy Ride From Outer SpaceCome Home PerryGimme A GradeI'm MeX-Ray EyesSpa DayYou're Not FerbNot So Bad a DadSummer Belongs to YouCity of LoveWhere Did We Go Wrong?The Ballad of KlimpaloonFollow the SunNot Knowing Where You're GoingThere's a Platypus Controlling MeHey FerbYou're Going DownWhat'cha Doin?Back in GimmelshtumpRollercoasterCarpe DiemCandace Party
Season Three: Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it SnowCouldn't Kick My Way Into Her HeartEvil for Extra CreditGreat to Be a Baby
Season Four: Happy New YearMid-Life CrisisWhat Might Have BeenTatooineIn the EmpireI'm Feelin' So LowSith-inatorRebel, Let's Go!Serious FunCurtain Call/Time Spent Together
Season Five: Summer Is Starting Right NowThe Song of the SummerLicense to BustWatch It BurnNo Sleepin' at a Slumber PartyMom's Stuck on a ZiplineI Have a Hat for ThatNo One Understands Me
Across the 2nd Dimension: Everything's Better with PerryHe's DoofBrand New Best FriendSummer (Where Do We Begin?)I Walk AwayBrand New RealityRobot RiotTakin' Care of ThingsKick It Up a NotchMysterious Force (deleted song)
Candace Against the Universe: Such a Beautiful DaySpace AdventureChop Away at My HeartUnsung HeroAdultingUs Against the UniverseSilhouettesWe're Back