"Enjoy Your Afterlife" is a song performed in The Ghost and Molly McGee episode "The New (Para)normal". With the Chairman gone, the Ghost Council looks to Scratch to ask what they should do with their afterlives.
The song was featured at the San Diego Comic-Con on July 23, 2022.
Lyrics[]
Scratch: It isn't super tricky
All you gotta do is be
Just a little less like you guys
And a little more like me
No more meetings, no more work, no responsibility
The Chairman's gone, you're completely free!
En...joy... your...
Afterlife
Do what you wanna do
Enjoy your afterlife
Maybe eat a croissant or two
There are no rules
No restrictions
And no strife
Just kick back, relax
And enjoy your afterlife
Now! Let's talk interests, hobbies, passions! What have you always wanted to do, but didn't have the time?
Bartholomew: That's easy! Re-alphabetize the ancient scrolls.
Lucretia: Add color coding to the scare report template.
Scratch: No, no, no. Think fun stuff!
Grimbella: Ah! Buy a standing desk?
Scratch: Ugh.
Sir Alister: Scratch!
Long before I was a ghost
Scratch: Uh-huh.
Sir Alister: What I really wanted most
Scratch: Yes...?
Sir Alister: Was to learn how to play
The lute
Scratch: That's dumb.
Sir Alister: You sound like my father.
He said "foolish boy"
"This lute is a boorish toy"
And then he cut the strings
To mute my pursuit
Of the lute
Grimbella: What a brute!
Scratch: Well, hey!
Let's stick it to your old man
Buy a lute, make a practice plan
Then... I don't know
Go on tour in a lute-shaped minivan
Or something.
Sir Alister: Ooh, that sounds positively delightful! Perhaps I'll even grow a soul patch.
All: Enjoy your afterlife
Sir Alister: No one's the boss of me
All but Sir Alister: Enjoy your afterlife
Scratch: That's the basic philosophy
Bartholomew: YODO!
All: There are no rules
No restrictions
And no strife
Scratch: Take my advice
All: Just kick back, relax
And enjoy your afterlife
Scratch: Do whatever you want
But enjoy your afterlife!
Preferably elsewhere!
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