"Everyone Knows Juanita" is is a song from the 2017 Disney/Pixar animated feature film, Coco. It is a song performed by Héctor, which he sings to Chicharrón in exchange for the latter giving the former the latter's guitar.

Lyrics

Héctor:
Well, everyone knows Juanita
Her eyes each a different color
Her teeth stick out and her chin goes in
And her...knuckles, they drag on the floor

Chicharrón:
Those aren't the words!

Héctor:
There are children present
 
Her hair is like a briar
She stands in a bow-legged stance
And if I weren't so ugly
She'd possibly give me a chance

Trivia

  • Chicharrón comments in the fact that Héctor changed the lyrics to accommodate for Miguel's presence. The word "knuckles" was most likely supposed to be "knockers", in reference to Juanita's breasts.


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Media
Film: Coco

Television:Pixar Popcorn•(A Day in the Life of the Dead)
Soundtracks:Soundtrack
Video games:Disney Crossy RoadDisney Emoji BlitzDisney Heroes: Battle Mode • •
Books:Little Golden BookThe Art of Coco

Disney Parks
Pixar Pal-A-Round

Entertainment: A Musical Celebration of CocoFollow Your DreamsMickey’s Storybook Adventure
Restaurants: Fuente del Oro RestauranteMiguel's El Dorado Cantina
Parade: Magic Happens
Fireworks: Cherish the MemoriesHarmoniUSMickey's Mix MagicTogether Forever: A Pixar Nighttime SpectacularWonderful World of AnimationILLUMINATE! A Nighttime Celebration
Halloween: Goofy's Skeletoons Street Party

Characters
Miguel RiveraHéctorDanteErnesto de la CruzAbuelitaMamá CocoImeldaEnrique RiveraLuisa RiveraChicharrónPepitaFrida KahloDeparture AgentEmceeArrival AgentJuan Ortodoncia
Locations
Santa Cecilia, MexicoLand of the Dead
Objects
Héctor's GuitarChicharrón's Guitar
Songs
Remember MeMuch Needed AdviceEveryone Knows JuanitaUn Poco LocoThe World Es Mi FamiliaLa LloronaProud CorazónEl Corrido de Miguel RiveraDia de los MuertosThe Way of the Riveras
See Also
The Riveras
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