Feel Like a Million

Feel Like a Million
General information
Feature films	Kronk's New Groove
Composer	Jeanine Tesori
Lyrics	Jeanine Tesori
Performers	Yzma (Eartha Kitt)
Video

"Feel Like a Million" is a song sung by Yzma in Kronk's New Groove, a sequel of Disney's 2000 animated feature, The Emperor's New Groove. It is sung to Kronk and the crowd of his old fellows. A reprise is heard in the middle of the credits.

Lyrics

• First version
• Reprise Version

Yzma:
He wants to come on up to your house, have some supper…
What will you serve it on, Kronk? Plastic tupper?
You don't even own a fixer-upper!
Help me to help you to help him!

Kronk:
Help you to help me to help… who?

Yzma: (spoken)
I need gold, Kronk! (Notices her mistake, laughs)
I mean, you need gold.

Yzma:
So sign your name on this line.
Avoid disaster.

Kronk: (spoken)
"You'll achieve a true and beautiful
connection with your father."

Yzma:
Just faster.
Win Papi's love, with a pile of plaster.
Help me to help you to help him.
And then you'll hear him say,

"Hey, hey, hey,
I'm milking the Milky way,
I'm loving this lovely day.
And I feel like a million!"
Wow-zee-wow,
This cat is back and how!
I'm taking my big time bow
When I feel like a million!
A million, a million, a million!

Yes! Now, sell! Sell! SELL!

(instrumental)

Yzma:
Hey, hey, hey,
I'm milking the milky way,
I'm loving this lovely day.
And I feel like a million!
Wow-zee-wow, this cat is back and how!
And I'm taking my big time bow
When I feel like a million,
Feel like a million in a million ways!

(talking, to the audience) Look out, old Yzma's back!
(laughing evilly)

Yzma: (voice-over, sung)
Oh, Kronk.
Look at their sad little lives.
All pills and eye drops.
Napping and nodding between their MRI stops.
Old little toes.
In corrective nigh tops.
Help me to help you to help them.

(Music starts becoming upbeat)
Help me to help you to help them!
I've got the fountain of youth.
Ha!
In this potion.

Yzma: (voice-over, spoken)
SPF 609
It's a drink, and a lotion!

Yzma: (voice-over, sung):
Pop a pop a wheelie and do the locomotion!
Help me to help you to help them.
I want to hear them say,
"Hey, hey, hey,
I'm milking the Milky way,
I'm loving this lovely day.
And I feel like a million!"
Wow-zee-wow, this cat is back and how!
I'm taking my big time bow
when I feel like a million!
A million, a million, a million!

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Media Films: The Emperor's New Groove (video/soundtrack) • Kronk's New Groove • The Sweatbox Shows: House of Mouse • The Emperor's New School • Chibi Tiny Tales Video Games: Video Game • Disney Emoji Blitz • Disney Sorcerer's Arena • Disney Magic Kingdoms • Disney Tsum Tsum• Disney Heroes: Battle Mode Cancelled projects: Kingdom of the Sun Disney Parks Disney Animation Building • Sorcerers of the Magic Kingdom • Midship Detective Agency Entertainment: Max LIVE: Gettin’ Goofy With It • Villains Tonight! Fireworks: Wonderful World of Animation • Wondrous Journeys Halloween: House of De Vil-lains • Rock on With The Disney Villains Characters The Emperor's New Groove: Kuzco • Pacha • Yzma • Kronk • Bucky the Squirrel • Chicha • Chaca • Tipo • Yupi • Rudy • Mata • Royal Recordkeeper • Jaguars • Incan Palace Guards • Irate Chef • Ipi and Topo Kronk's New Groove: Ms. Birdwell • Papi The Emperor's New School: Malina • Guaca • Moxie • Mr. Flaco Moleguaco • Yatta • Kavo • Dirk Brock • Homework • Azma • Ozker • Ramon Deleted: Huaca • Supai • Mick, Bowie, and Lemmy • Mata • Nina • Owen • Snowball Episodes Season One: "Rabbit Face" • "Squeakend at Bucky's" • "Kuzco Fever" • "Empress Malina" • "The Adventures of Red-Eyed Tree Frog Man" • "Hungry, Hungry Llama" • "Only the Wrong Survive" • "Cart Wash" • "Battle of the Bots" • "Girls Behaving Oddly" • "The Lost Kids" • "The Big Fight" • "Kuzclone" • "Unfit to Print" • "The Emperor's New Pet" • "Peasant for a Day" • "Fortune Cookie Day" • "Gold Fools" • "The Mystery of Micchu Pachu" • "Oops, All Doodles" • "Chipmunky Business" • "Clash of the Familes" • "The New Kid" • "Officer Kronk" • "Kronk Moves In" • "Kuzcogarten" • "Evil and Eviler" • "The Bride of Kuzco" • "U.F.kuzcO" • "Attack Sub" • "The Yzma That Stole Kuzcoween" • "Monster Masquerade" • "Yzmopolis" Season Two: "The Emperor's New Tuber" • "Room for Improvement" • "Cool Summer" • "Prisoner of Kuzcoban" • "Ramon's a Crowd" • "Guakumentary" • "Show Me the Monkey" • "Demon Llama" • "Picture This!" • "TV or Not TV" • "Kuz-Cop" • "How Now Sea Cow?" • "A Fair to Remember" • "Working Girl" • "Curse of the Moon Beast" • "Aww, Nuts!" • "The Emperor's New School Spirit" • "Card Wars" • "Mudka's Secret Recipe" • "The Emperor's New Home School" • "The Emperor's New School Musical" • "A Giftmas Story" • "No Man Is an Island" • "Vincent Van Guaka" • "Air Kuzco" • "Kronkenitza" • "Come Fly with Me" • "Project Poncho" • "Citizen Kronk" • "The Pajama Llama Dilemma" • "Yzma Be Gone" • "Last Ditch Effort" • "The Good, the Bad and the Kronk" • "Mudka's #13" • "Auction Action" • "The Astonishing Kuzco-Man" • "Guaka Rules" • "Malina's Big Break" • "Hotel Kuzco" • "Father O' Mine" • "Everyone Loves Kuzco" • "Puff Piece" • "Take My Advice" • "Yzbot" • "The Puma Whisperer" • "Kronk the Magnificent" • "Kamp Kuzco" • "Groove Remover" • "Overachiever's Club" • "The Emperor's New Show" • "Too Many Malinas" • "Faking the Grade" • "Eco Kuzco" • "Kuzcokazooza" • "Kuzco's Little Secret" • "Cornivale" • "Graduation Groove" Songs Perfect World • My Funny Friend and Me • Walk the Llama, Llama • Be True to Your Groove • Feel Like a Million • Camp Chippamunka • Let's Groove • K-U-Z-C-O • Micchu Pachu • Yzmopolis • Kronk for Hire • Snuff Out the Light • One Day She'll Love Me • Why Can't a Human Be More Like a Rock? Locations Mudka's Meat Hut • The Secret Lab • Kuzcotopia • South America • Peru