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"Friendship" is a song originally written by Cole Porter for Anything Goes in 1934.

The song was used for The Muppet Show in the Chris Langham episode sung by Kermit the Frog and Robin the Frog and an excerpt from the song during a medley in the Ethel Merman episode was sung by Ethel Merman and Fozzie Bear.

The song would later be used by Disney for the Disney Sing-Along Songs video, Friend Like Me, sung over a montage of clips from classic Disney cartoons by Mickey, Donald, and Goofy.

Lyrics

If you're ever in a jam, here I am
If you're ever in a mess, S.O.S.
If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail

It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgot
Ours will still be hot
A-lottle-dottle-dottle-dig-dig-dig

And if you're ever down a well, ring my bell
And if you're ever up a tree just phone to me
A-yes-sir-ee
If you ever loose your teeth and you're out to dine, borrow mine

It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgate
Gate?
Ours will still be great
A-lottle-dottle-dottle-chuck-chuck-chuck

If they ever black your eyes, put me wise
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose
And if they ever put a bullet through your brain, I'll complain

It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgit
Ours will still be it
A-lottle-dottle-dottle-hep-hep-hep

If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind
And if you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt
If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh

It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships are up the crick
Ours will still be slick

A-lottle-dottle-dottle-woof-woof-woof, hep-hep-hep
A-chuck-chuck-chuck, a-dig-dig-dig
Good evening friends

Mickey: If you're ever in a jam, here I am
Donald: If you're ever up a tree, call on me
Goofy: If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail

All: It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
Mickey: When other friendships have been forgot
All: Ours will still be hot

Donald: Yak-yak-yak-wa-wa-wa!

Mickey: If you're ever in a mess, S.O.S.
Goofy: What's that spell?
Mickey: Sauce?
Donald: If you ever run amuck, I'm your duck
Mickey: What a pal!
Goofy: If I ever take a boat and get lost at sea, rescue me

All: It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgit
Ours will still be it

Goofy: A-lottle-lottle-lottle-yuk-yuk-yuk
Donald:Yak-yak-yak-wa-wa-wa!

All: If you're ever down a well
Donald: Ring my bell
Mickey: Ding-dong!
All: If you ever catch on fire
Mickey: Send a wire
Goofy: Alright.
Mickey: Thanks!
All: If you ever lose your teeth and you're out to dine
Goofy: Borrow mine
Mickey: Yeah!

All: It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have ceased to jell
Ours will still be swell

Mickey: A-lottle-lottle-lottle-squeak-squeak-squeak. Oh, boy!
Goofy: A-lottle-lottle-lottle-yuk-yuk-yuk. Yes, sir!
Donald: Yak-yak-yak-wa-wa-wa!

Goofy: If they ever black your eyes, put me wise
Mickey: Aw, poor Donald!
Donald: If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose
Mickey: Hey, fellas!
Goofy: What?
Mickey: If you ever find you're hungry and need some food, I'm your dude

All: It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships go down the drain
Ours will still remain

Mickey: A-lottle-lottle-lottle-squeak-squeak-squeak.
Goofy: A-lottle-lottle-lottle-yuk-yuk-yuk.
Donald: Yak-yak-yak-wa-wa-wa!

All: If you ever lose your mind
Donald: I'll be kind
Mickey: Aw, what a pal!
All: If you ever lose your shirt
Goofy: I'll be hurt
All: If you're ever in a fix and you can't get out
Mickey: Give a shout!

All: It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgate
Ours will still be great

A-lottle-lottle-lottle...
Mickey: Squeak-squeak-squeak!
All: A-lottle-lottle-lottle...
Goofy: Yuk-yuk-yuk!
All: A-lottle-lottle-lottle...
Donald: Wa-wa-wa!

Clips used in the Sing Along Songs version

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