Donald threw a dance at the firehouse
Everyone was there including Mickey Mouse
There was cool cats and chicks galore
Uncle Scrooge was takin' tickets at the door
Clarabelle was serving tutti-frutti punch
Minnie made a five-star buffet brunch
The lights went down, the room began to sway
The crowd went bananas and he started to play!
Gawrsh Golly Goofy
Gawrsh Golly Goofy
The newest sensation throughout the land
Is Gawrsh Golly Goofy, he's a one-man band
His right hand on the sax; his left, trombone
Both feet playin' on the xylophone
Keepin' up the rhythm with a drum between his knees
Playin' by ear on the calliope
Gawrsh Golly Goofy
Gawrsh Golly Goofy
Everybody cheer and give a great, big hand
For Gawrsh Golly Goofy, he's a one-man band
GOOFY: (spoken) Wanna hear me play? (guffaws)
LITTLE RICHARD: Hit it, Goofy!
GOOFY: I got the hang of this!
(Instrumental solo with Goofy playing various instruments)
GOOFY: Whoops! (guffaws) Now I'm in the groove! Cool, man!
Daisy's goin' crazy on the firehouse floor
Donald Duck is dancin' like never before
Huey, Dewey, and Louie slidin' down the pole
And Gawrsh Golly Goofy is out of control
Gawrsh Golly Goofy
Gawrsh Golly Goofy
Everybody cheer and give a great, big hand
For Gawrsh Golly Goofy, he's a one-man band
Gawrsh Golly Goofy
Gawrsh Golly Goofy
The newest sensation throughout the land
Is Gawrsh Golly Goofy, he's a one-man band
Gawrsh Golly Goofy, he's a one-man band
Gawrsh Golly Goofy, he's a one-man band