"Goblin Jail" is a song from the Legend of the Three Caballeros episode, "Stonehenge Your Bets".
Lyrics
We welcome you to Goblin Jail
You get no call, no one gets bail
Judge: We're here to bring disorder to the court
We know you're guilty so we'll make this short!
But since we have formalities
And blah blah blah legalities
We have to ask: how do you plead?
José Carioca: Your honor, not guilty
I plead to your humanity
Panchito Pistoles: Your honor, not guilty
For reasons of insanity
Donald Duck: Why is everybody singing?
Jury: We the jury find the defendants guilty
José: On what charges?
Jury: All of them!
Panchito: That seems fair.
Chorus: We welcome all of you to Goblin Jail
Cry all you want but no one hears you wail
The water's brown, the air is stale
José: It's not so bad, just don't inhale!
Chorus: It's so bad in Goblin Jail
The beds are made of rats and slimy snails
Ha ha, there are no beds in Goblin Jail
Panchito: What's for dinner? Lobster tail?
Chorus: Not a chance, grab a pail
Five-star dirt in Goblin Jail
One last chance to tell your tale
Before you rot in Goblin Jail
Donald: Oh no, I'm not singing!
Panchito: Anyone got a book in braille?
Donald: Oh shut up!
