Gord is a worm who lives in the Dark Net. He acts as Spamley's assistant in advertising "get-rich-quick" schemes. Gord does not speak, but Spamley has no problem communicating with him. In part with his inability to speak, Gord is extremely difficult to notice; he tends to pop up out of nowhere, typically at the harsh call of Spamley. These sudden appearances often startle visitors to Spamley's website.
According to Spamley, Gord has dabbled in some shady practices such as virus-making. He has a cousin that specializes in viruses named Double Dan, who also resides in the Dark Net. Like Spamley, Double Dan seems to understand Gord as the latter was able to pass information just before Ralph visits Double Dan's lab.
Gord is short in stature, with pink skin, large eyes with black pupils, a small nose, long arms, and short legs. He wears a brown turtleneck sweater which covers half his face. Gord's arms (which are usually tucked close to his diminutive body) are extendable. Spamley uses Gord's elasticity to shove advertisements in front of net users.
- According to Ralph Breaks the Internet: The Official Guide, Gord's full name is Gordon.