"How Hard Could Being Human Really Be?" Is a song from the Vampirina episode, "The Woodsie Way". It is sung by Vee as she tells Demi that she will go camping on her first trip with the Woodchuck Woodsies the human way.
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I'll earn my Woodsie badge
the human way with ease
A little human walk through human woods
will be a human breeze
No magic map or wings that flap for me
I mean, how hard could being human really be?
I don't need witches brew
or super strength at all
I'll just make scores and scores
of human s'mores that do not creep or crawl
I don't need spells or speed to climb a tree
I mean, how hard could being human really be?
I have gone vamping next to Transylvanian streams
Sea Monsters swim beneath the floating cliffs we climb
We wear our banshee boots complete with shrieks and screams
Till it starts raining bats and frogs or even slime
Who needs a flying broom
to take a little hike?
I won't sleep upside-down
but on the ground all snug and human-like
No need for charms or any sorcery
I mean, how hard can being human...
really be?