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"How a House Gets Haunted" is a song from theVampirina episode "The Not So Haunted House". It is sung by Demi, Gregoria, Vee and Poppy as they plan to make Poppy's house haunted so they won't have to supposedly move.

Lyrics

Demi:
Phase one we'll need some spooky sounds

Gregoria:
Some sighs and shrieks and moans

Demi:
So make sure every room resounds
With cries and creaks and groans

The humans will not keep their poise
They will not go undaunted
So fill the halls with scary noise
That's how a house gets haunted

Vee and Poppy:
That's how a house gets haunted

Demi:
Phase two involves unpleasant smells

Gregoria:
Like socks or moldly cheese

Demi:
Let's conjure up some magic spells
Quite certain to displease

Then watch the humans stop to sniff
these odors so unwanted
'Cause if they catch a single whiff
They'll think the house is haunted

Vee and Poppy:
That's how a house gets haunted

Demi:
Phase three I call spooks everywhere
We'll hide inside the walls
And pop out for a proper scare

Gregoria:
With proper scaring protocols

Demi:
And once the humans witness this
Our terror tactics flaunted
One verdict they will not dismiss

All:
The house is surely haunted

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Media
Vampirina
Characters
Vampirina HauntleyOxana HauntleyBoris HauntleyNanpireGrandpopGregoriaPoppy PeeplesonBridgetMr. GoreWolfieDemiChef Remy BonesScream GirlsNosferatuEdgar PeeplesonEdna PeeplesonDragos the DancerPhoebe RavensonAlice and Desmond RavensonMary-Margaret MummytonUncle BobPoltergeist PatFrankie BoltFranken Bolt
Episodes
Season One: "Going Batty/Scare B&B" • "The Sleepover/Portrait of a Vampire" • "Vee's Surprise Party/Vee Goes Viral" • "The Plant Predicament/Mummy Mayhem" • "Little Terror/Super Natural" • "Vamping Trip/The Monster Snore" • "Bone Appetit/Woodchuck Woodsies" • "The Little Witch/Hide & Shriek" • "Vampire Weekend/The Bird Who Knew Too Much" • "The Ghoul Girls/Game Night" • "Oldie But a Ghouldie/Beast in Show" • "Critters!/Cuddle Monster" • "Batty Fever/Poetry Day" • "Nanpire the Great/Two Heads Are Better Than One" • "Vee is for Valentine/Scarestitute Teacher" • "Look Who's Scared Now!/Dust Bunnies" • "Vampirina Ballerina/Treasure Haunters" • "Mummy's Day/Dance-lvania" • "Acrobat Boris/The Lemonade Stand" • "Hiccupire/Uncle Bigfoot" • "Fangless/Transylvanian Tea" • "Home Scream Home" • "Countess Vee/Frights Camera Action" • "Hauntleyween/Frankenflower" • "Nanpire and Grandpop the Greats/There's Snow Place Like Home"

Season Two: "Vampire for President/Where's Wolfie?" • "The Woodsie Way/TNN" • "Franken-Wedding/Bat Hair Day" • "Baby Dragon/Gloommates" • "The Ghoul Next Door/Scare B & Vee" • "The Birthday Broom/Vee Takes the Court" • "Scare-itage Day/The Great Egg Scramble" • "Desserter Mystery/Mirror Mirror" • "Beach Night/Gregoria Takes Flight" • "The Big Bite/Ghost Hosts" • "The Boo Boys Are Back/Pixie Problem" • "Face the Music/Fright at the Museum" • "Vamp-iversary/Wolf Boy" • "Bat Got Your Tongue/Haunted Theater" • "Trick or Treaters/Play It Again Vee" • "Jumping Jack-o-Lanterns/Freeze Our Guest" • "The Vamp-Opera/This Haunted House is Closed" • "Dia de los Muertos/As You Wish" • "The Scare Council/Taking Scare of Business" • "The Hauntley Girls/The Not So Haunted House" • "A Gargoyle Carol/Deliver-eeek!" • "The Great Esmeralda/Frog's Breath"

Locations
PennsylvaniaScare B&B
Songs
Vampirina Theme SongMe for MeThe Scare B&BPerfect for the PartyVery First DayTransylvanian SurpriseDragos the DancerThe Plant SpellLonely Being KingVampire LullabyDon't Let Them Take Me AwayBeautiful Night For a FlightNot So Scary After AllChef Remy BonesThe Woodchuck Woodsie WayHiding PlacesThe Witch Want I Want to BeLook What I Can Do NowGet Her UnstuckLiving the ScreamFind Your Inner GhoulFun For EveryoneWon't Let You GoWhat a Wonderful DogWhat Could Go WrongScary GoodA Terrorific TeamNo WayNo Matter WhatThe Friendship FestivalOn Ghoulentine’s DayMake a Monster ProudNot So Much Fun!Frightfully CleanA Great BallerinaBack Where a Pirate BelongsA Mummy's Day for MamaDancelvania DayI Believe in YouWe've Got it MadeEverybody Gets ScaredAway from it AllYou'll Always Be YouEnjoy the UnexpectedTransylvania, Here We ComeHome Scream HomeThings I Could BeMonster Movie MagicHauntleyweenThe Perfect InventionThe Way a Feast Should GoThere's Snow Place Like HomeI'm With YouWhere's That Werewolf?How Hard Could Being Human Really Be?Don't Judge a Spell Book By its CoverAll a Monster Needs is LovePerfectly ImperfectYou're Dragon Me DownYou Won't Even Know That We're HereHow to Spot a VampireGhostly HostThe Perfect Gift for VeeThe Name of the GameFrightful Family TreeThe Most Fangtastic Finder in the BizThe Gift I Wish For Every YearDouble VeeBeach Night PartyThe Fangtastic Feeling of FlyingCook My Way Into Their HeartsThat's What a True Friend DoesBetter TogetherPutting It TogetherWe're a ConstellationCenter StageTrick or TreatMonsterific MessThe Perfect PumpkinWinter WonderlandThe Vamp-OperaLife is a SongA Monster Lends a Helping ClawDay of the DeadWhen You Wish Upon a CupcakePapa, I'm Proud Of YouHaunteray BayHauntley GirlsHow a House Gets HauntedThe Future Is Up To YouWhat We Need

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