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"How to Grow a Rubber Chicken Tree" is a song from the 2018 reboot of Muppet Babies. It is featured in the episode, "Bunsen Knows All". Dr. Bunsen Honeydew explains to the Muppets how rubber chicken trees are grown.

Lyrics

Bunsen: So you'd like to grow a rubber chicken tree?
Well, friends, I have good news.
I studied this extensively in rubber chicken school.

Fozzie: Ooh, that's fancy-schmancy!

Bunsen: First, find the spot in the sandbox that's exactly in the middle,
Then dance a goofy dance on it to tenderize the soil.
Grab the shiniest of shovels, everybody gather round,
Because this is definitely something I know everything about.

Now, take one tiny scoop of sand and pass the shovel to your friend
Digging holes all by oneself is something I don't recommend
Drop the egg inside the hole, and to be sure it won't escape
Shovel all that sand back in there at an expedited rate

Muppets: What?

Bunsen: That means quickly.

Muppets: Oh!

Bunsen: Now, squeeze some little droplets from an extra dirty sponge
Rubber chicken trees like water with a little bit of grunge
Dry the sand with a towel, smooth it with a rake, and then wait

Muppets: Okay...

Bunsen: And after 97 seconds, plus or minus two or three
Up from the ground will start to sprout a most majestic sort of tree
And once you lay your eyes upon it, will there be any doubt
That this is absolutely

Bunsen and Fozzie: Positively, definitely, resolutely, definitely something I know (he knows) everything about

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Muppet Babies
Characters
Kermit the FrogMiss PiggyFozzie BearGonzoAnimalSummer PenguinMiss NannyStatler and WaldorfRizzo the RatBunsen HoneydewBeakerRowlf the Dog
Episodes
Season One: "Sir Kermit the Brave / Animal Fly Airplane" • "Hatastrophe / Fly South" • "The Great Muppet Sport-A-Thon / You Say Potato, I Say Best Friend" • "Super Fabulous vs. Captain Icecube / Piggy's Time Machine" • "How Kermit Got His Groove / One Small Problem" • "Playground Pirates / The Blanket Fort" • "Summer Penguin, P.I. / You Ought to Be in Pictures" • "Kermit Levels Up / Frogs of a Feather" • "Animal Cleans Up / Best Pals Pizza Parlor Palace" • "The Good, the Bad, and the Froggy / Muppet Rock" • "Upside-Down Day / Tooth and Consequences" • "The Great Gonzo's Desert Grand Prix / Animal Kong" • "Bunsen Knows All / Doctor Fozzie" • "Grandpa Camp / A Backyard Divided" • "Happy Hallowocka! / The Teeth-Chattering Tale of the Haunted Pancakes" • "Kermit's Big Show / The Card Shark" • "A Very Muppet Babies Christmas / Summer's Super Fabulous Holiday Surprise" • "Summer the Great / Planet Gonzo" • "The Best, Best Friend / Counting Kermits" • "Puppy for a Day / No Laughing Matter"
Season Two: "The Froginizer / My Fair Animal" • "Starship Piggy / My Buddy"
Songs
Muppet Babies ThemeStart Up Your ImaginationWhat's So Scary About the Dark?Never Have to Say Goodbye (To the Summer)Get Back in the GameMe and My PotatoSuper FabulousGood Things Come to Those Who WaitYou Can Be a Dancer!Muppet Pirate ShantyThe Rules of the KingdomI'm on the CaseThe Lily Pad BluesWhat This Frog Likes to DoCar WashDirty ZoneSummer's Square DanceHopalong Froggy and the Buckin' BroncoDo You Wanna Rock?You Can Be a StarUpside-Downsy CongaYou're Not AloneFozzie's Tooth Fairy SongI've Been There, BuddyHow to Grow a Rubber Chicken TreeLaughter is the Best-est MedicineI Don't Know But I've Been ToldSuper Spooky HalloweenTry Something NewImproviseA Very Muppet Babies Christmas SongFamilyThere Are Lots of Ways to Be GreatJust Like MeFrogs and DogsToo Much MePuppy Come HomeTo Get You Laughing
See Also
The Muppets
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