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"How to Spot a Vampire" is a song from the Vampirina episode, "The Ghoul Next Door". It is sung by Oxana and Boris and Vee as they look for signs to know if Drake the new kid who just moved to Pennsylvania is a vampire or not.

Lyrics[]

Oxana:
If you want to spot a vampire
just keep an eye out for the clues

Boris:
Does he love a good old fright?
Does he stay up half the night?

Oxana:
Does he take a midday snooze?

Boris:
If you want to spot a vampire
Simply take a look around

Does he zoom with super speed?

Oxana:
Well then, darling yes indeed
It's a vampire you have found

So you want to spot a vampire
Oh it's not hard to diagnose

Boris:
Does he wear a lot of black?
Or a skeleton backpack?
Or think garlic bread is gross?

Vee:
Could he really be a vampire?

Boris:
That's the way it looks to me

Oxana:
If I had to take a guess

Vee:
Well, the answers all are yes

Boris:
The new student in your school

Oxana:
Seems like he could be a ghoul

Vee:
If the signs all point to vampire

All:
Then a vampire he may be

v - e - d
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Media
VampirinaVampirina: Ghoul Girls Rock!Vampirina: Ghoul Girls Rock! Volume 2
Disney Parks
Disney Junior Dance Party!Disney Junior Dream Factory
Characters
Vampirina HauntleyOxana HauntleyBoris HauntleyNanpireGrandpopGregoriaPoppy PeeplesonBridgetMr. GoreWolfieDemiChef Remy BonesScream GirlsNosferatuEdgar PeeplesonEdna PeeplesonDragos the DancerPhoebe RavensonAlice and Desmond RavensonMary-Margaret MummytonUncle BobPoltergeist PatFrankie BoltFranken Bolt
Episodes
Season One: "Going Batty/Scare B&B" • "The Sleepover/Portrait of a Vampire" • "Vee's Surprise Party/Vee Goes Viral" • "The Plant Predicament/Mummy Mayhem" • "Little Terror/Super Natural" • "Vamping Trip/The Monster Snore" • "Bone Appetit/Woodchuck Woodsies" • "The Little Witch/Hide & Shriek" • "Vampire Weekend/The Bird Who Knew Too Much" • "The Ghoul Girls/Game Night" • "Oldie But a Ghouldie/Beast in Show" • "Critters!/Cuddle Monster" • "Batty Fever/Poetry Day" • "Nanpire the Great/Two Heads Are Better Than One" • "Vee is for Valentine/Scarestitute Teacher" • "Look Who's Scared Now!/Dust Bunnies" • "Vampirina Ballerina/Treasure Haunters" • "Mummy's Day/Dance-lvania" • "Acrobat Boris/The Lemonade Stand" • "Hiccupire/Uncle Bigfoot" • "Fangless/Transylvanian Tea" • "Home Scream Home" • "Countess Vee/Frights Camera Action" • "Hauntleyween/Frankenflower" • "Nanpire and Grandpop the Greats/There's Snow Place Like Home"

Season Two: "Vampire for President/Where's Wolfie?" • "The Woodsie Way/TNN" • "Franken-Wedding/Bat Hair Day" • "Baby Dragon/Gloommates" • "The Ghoul Next Door/Scare B & Vee" • "The Birthday Broom/Vee Takes the Court" • "Scare-itage Day/The Great Egg Scramble" • "Desserter Mystery/Mirror Mirror" • "Beach Night/Gregoria Takes Flight" • "The Big Bite/Ghost Hosts" • "The Boo Boys Are Back/Pixie Problem" • "Face the Music/Fright at the Museum" • "Vamp-iversary/Wolf Boy" • "Bat Got Your Tongue/Haunted Theater" • "Trick or Treaters/Play It Again Vee" • "Jumping Jack-o-Lanterns/Freeze Our Guest" • "The Vamp-Opera/This Haunted House is Closed" • "Dia de los Muertos/As You Wish" • "The Scare Council/Taking Scare of Business" • "The Hauntley Girls/The Not So Haunted House" • "A Gargoyle Carol/Deliver-eeek!" • "The Great Esmeralda/Frog's Breath" • "Oh Brother/The Search for Bigfoot" • "Au Revoir Remy/The School Scare Fair" • "Ghoul Guides Save the Day!"
Season Three: "Weekly Normalness/Vampire's Luck" • "A Key for Vee/Art Galler-eek!" • "A Ghoulish Tour/Training Wings" • "Nosy's Day In/Sincerely, Blobby" • "Double Double Halloween Trouble/The Creepover" • "Phantom of the Auditorium/Memoreek!" • "Weekend with Grandpop!/Haunted House Call" • "The Critter Fair/Mirror Monster" • "Bust Friends/The Invisible Fan" • "Remy's Recipe/Vampire Chaperone" • "Fang Ten!/Science Rocks" • "Aw, Shucks/Family Scareloom" • "Chrysalis Amiss/Bringing Down the House" • "Bat to the Future/Gregoria Gets Down!" • "Vee and the Family Stone/Twin Trouble" • "Bora the Banshee/A Tale of Two Hollows" • "The Fright Before Christmas/Scared Snowman" • "New Century Eve/Bridget The Brave" • "Hauntley Home Movies/Little Drummer Girl" • "The Magic Howl/Edgar the Ghoul Girl" • "April Ghoul's Day/Monster's New Bed" • "Making a Splash/The Spelling Vee" • "The Curious Case of the Giggles/International Treasure" • "Daddy's Little Ghoul/Chef Remy's Green Thumb" • "Home is Where the Hauntleys Are"

Locations
PennsylvaniaScare B&B
Songs
Vampirina Theme SongMe for MeThe Scare B&BPerfect for the PartyVery First DayTransylvanian SurpriseDragos the DancerThe Plant SpellLonely Being KingVampire LullabyDon't Let Them Take Me AwayBeautiful Night For a FlightNot So Scary After AllChef Remy BonesThe Woodchuck Woodsie WayHiding PlacesThe Witch Want I Want to BeLook What I Can Do NowGet Her UnstuckLiving the ScreamFind Your Inner GhoulFun For EveryoneWon't Let You GoWhat a Wonderful DogWhat Could Go WrongScary GoodA Terrorific TeamNo WayNo Matter WhatThe Friendship FestivalOn Ghoulentine's DayMake a Monster ProudNot So Much Fun!Frightfully CleanA Great BallerinaBack Where a Pirate BelongsA Mummy's Day for MamaDancelvania DayI Believe in YouWe've Got it MadeEverybody Gets ScaredAway from it AllYou'll Always Be YouEnjoy the UnexpectedTransylvania, Here We ComeHome Scream HomeThings I Could BeMonster Movie MagicHauntleyweenThe Perfect InventionThe Way a Feast Should GoThere's Snow Place Like HomeI'm With YouWhere's That Werewolf?How Hard Could Being Human Really Be?Don't Judge a Spell Book By its CoverAll a Monster Needs is LovePerfectly ImperfectYou're Dragon Me DownYou Won't Even Know That We're HereHow to Spot a VampireGhostly HostThe Perfect Gift for VeeThe Name of the GameFrightful Family TreeThe Most Fangtastic Finder in the BizThe Gift I Wish For Every YearDouble VeeBeach Night PartyThe Fangtastic Feeling of FlyingCook My Way Into Their HeartsThat's What a True Friend DoesBetter TogetherPutting It TogetherWe're a ConstellationCenter StageTrick or TreatMonsterific MessThe Perfect PumpkinWinter WonderlandThe Vamp-OperaLife is a SongA Monster Lends a Helping ClawDay of the DeadWhen You Wish Upon a CupcakePapa, I'm Proud Of YouHaunteray BayHauntley GirlsHow a House Gets HauntedThe Future Is Up To YouWhat We NeedI'm Never WrongMad For Mad ScienceI Look Up To YouThe Wizard Of WeirdThe toast of All ParisDe=Scare the FairIn The Enchanted ForestI Can Do AnythingWeird and Wonderful YouA Little Bit of Hauntley LuckThis Thrilling Haunted HousePicture PerfectWe'll Be In Your HeartIt Takes TimeNo One Knows Where Nosy GoesThe Blob For The JobDouble HalloweenGet Your Creep OnThe Monster InsideI RememberA Weekend With Ny GrandghoulDemi, We Love YouWelcome to the Critter FairIf I Could Be MeBusting to SayWe're Just Like YouPapa's Monstrous Nature WalksFull Moon TideLike a Scientist DoesSo Funky That It's ScaryThe Greatest Magic of AllWhere's CrawlyScare B&BBetter Left UnseenDance Like YouFangtabulosityThe Party of Your DreamsShriek It OutAbout to Lose My HeadSpooky ClausWhat If?Never Give UpFace Your FearWho We AreOur Best GhoulA Mighty HowlTakes Work to PlayHappy April Ghoul'sThe UnderbedSomeplace NewA Wand That's Totally MeLet Your Monster Self Shine ThroughKeep the Past AliveYour Papa's Here For YouTaking ShapeTotally HumanAll That We Are
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