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'''[[Supreme Commander]]:''' ''Let the campaign begin!'' |
'''[[Supreme Commander]]:''' ''Let the campaign begin!'' |
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My platform has only one plank |
My platform has only one plank |
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| − | Humans stink and they always stank |
+ | Humans stink and they always stank! |
'''[[Toaster]]:''' Then, my platform has one plank, too |
'''[[Toaster]]:''' Then, my platform has one plank, too |
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'''[[Freezer]], Refrigerator:''' ''Aaah!'' |
'''[[Freezer]], Refrigerator:''' ''Aaah!'' |
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| − | '''Supreme Commander:''' They created us |
+ | '''Supreme Commander:''' They created us... |
So they could destroy us! |
So they could destroy us! |
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| − | '''Toaster:''' But if they hated us |
+ | '''Toaster:''' But if they hated us... |
Why would they employ us? |
Why would they employ us? |
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'''Toaster:''' ''Hey!'' Kindest creatures I've ever seen! |
'''Toaster:''' ''Hey!'' Kindest creatures I've ever seen! |
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| − | '''[[Wonder Luxe Appliances|Appliances]]:''' |
+ | '''[[Wonder Luxe Appliances|Appliances]]:''' Couth or uncouth |
'''Stove, Washer:''' It surely is a riddle |
'''Stove, Washer:''' It surely is a riddle |
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'''Washer, [[Mixer]]:''' Is a human a friend or foe? |
'''Washer, [[Mixer]]:''' Is a human a friend or foe? |
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'''Mixer, Freezer:''' Probably the truth |
'''Mixer, Freezer:''' Probably the truth |
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| − | '''Washer:''' |
+ | '''Washer:''' Lies somewhere in the middle |
'''[[Lampy]], [[Radio]], [[Kirby]]:''' Closer to good |
'''[[Lampy]], [[Radio]], [[Kirby]]:''' Closer to good |
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What we need, is a human touch |
What we need, is a human touch |
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| − | '''Supreme Commander:''' We're not falling for |
+ | '''Supreme Commander:''' We're not falling for... |
Mindless adoration! |
Mindless adoration! |
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'''Supreme Commander:''' They scratch your enamel! |
'''Supreme Commander:''' They scratch your enamel! |
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| − | '''Toaster:''' A human |
+ | '''Toaster:''' A human... |
| − | Is a gem |
+ | Is a gem! |
'''Supreme Commander:''' You sound like...like...like... |
'''Supreme Commander:''' You sound like...like...like... |
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'''Appliances (variously):''' Do we believe him? (x2) |
'''Appliances (variously):''' Do we believe him? (x2) |
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| − | '''Tinselina:''' Let's give him |
+ | '''Tinselina:''' Let's give him the little tot! |
'''[[Robbie McGroarty|Robbie]]:''' ''(Giggles) Nice!'' |
'''[[Robbie McGroarty|Robbie]]:''' ''(Giggles) Nice!'' |
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'''Supreme Commander:''' Don't fall for this goody-good fluff! |
'''Supreme Commander:''' Don't fall for this goody-good fluff! |
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| − | Nice |
+ | Nice is nice, but it's human stuff! |
'''Toaster:''' Appliances, let us unite! |
'''Toaster:''' Appliances, let us unite! |
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[[Category:The Brave Little Toaster songs]] |
[[Category:The Brave Little Toaster songs]] |
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[[Category:Villain Songs]] |
[[Category:Villain Songs]] |
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Revision as of 01:24, 2 October 2015
"Fight Right" is a song from The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars. It is performed during the campaign between Toaster and the Supreme Commander as they argue over whether humans are good or not. It's mainly sung by them with Tinselina, Kirby, Lampy, Radio, and the Wonder Luxe Appliances joining in sometimes.
Lyrics
Supreme Commander: Let the campaign begin!
My platform has only one plank
Humans stink and they always stank!
Toaster: Then, my platform has one plank, too
Without humans, there'd be no you!
Freezer, Refrigerator: Aaah!
Supreme Commander: They created us...
So they could destroy us!
Toaster: But if they hated us...
Why would they employ us?
Supreme Commander: They're wasteful, distasteful and mean!
Toaster: Hey! Kindest creatures I've ever seen!
Appliances: Couth or uncouth
Stove, Washer: It surely is a riddle
Washer, Mixer: Is a human a friend or foe?
Mixer, Freezer: Probably the truth
Washer: Lies somewhere in the middle
Lampy, Radio, Kirby: Closer to good
Mixer, Freezer: Closer to bad
Tinselina: Depending on who you know!
Supreme Commander: The power is in the wrong hands
Time that we make our OWN demands!
Toaster: But power's a weak person's crutch
What we need, is a human touch
Supreme Commander: We're not falling for...
Mindless adoration!
Toaster: I'm just calling for...
Real cooperation!
Supreme Commander: With humans who cheat!
Toaster: Who smile
Supreme Commander: Who overeat!
Toaster: They give you caresses
Supreme Commander: They fight and make messes!
Toaster: They struggle and toil
Supreme Commander: They smell like a camel
Toaster: They're thrifty and loyal
Supreme Commander: They scratch your enamel!
Toaster: A human...
Is a gem!
Supreme Commander: You sound like...like...like...
One of them!
It's humans who twist and distort!
Toaster: Does he seem like the evil sort?
Appliances: Clear or unclear,
We haven't much to go on
Is a human a beast, or not?
Iron, Clock: Everyone here
Would like to get the show on
Appliances (variously): Do we believe him? (x2)
Tinselina: Let's give him the little tot!
Robbie: (Giggles) Nice!
Appliances: Nice?!
Supreme Commander: Don't fall for this goody-good fluff!
Nice is nice, but it's human stuff!
Toaster: Appliances, let us unite!
Nice is nice, and what's more, it's...right!
Supreme Commander: Fight...
Toaster: Right!
Everyone: Fight...
RIGHT!
