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"Humans" is a song from The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars. It is performed during the campaign between Toaster and the Supreme Commander as they argue over whether humans are good or not. The song is mainly sung by them with Tinselina, Kirby, Lampy, Radio, and the Wonder Luxe Appliances joining in sometimes.

Lyrics

Supreme Commander: Let the campaign begin!

My platform has only one plank
Humans stink and they always stank!
Toaster: Then, my platform has one plank too
Without humans, there'd be no you!

Freezer, Refrigerator: Aaah!

Supreme Commander: They created us...
So they could destroy us!
Toaster: But if they hated us...
Why would they employ us?

Supreme Commander: They're wasteful, distasteful and mean!
Toaster: Hey! Kindest creatures I've ever seen!

Appliances: Couth or uncouth
Stove, Washer: It surely is a riddle
Washer, Mixer: Is a human a friend or foe?
Mixer, Freezer: Probably the truth
Washer: Lies somewhere in the middle
Lampy, Radio, Kirby: Closer to good
Mixer, Freezer: Closer to bad
Tinselina: Depending on who you know!

Supreme Commander: The power is in the wrong hands
Time that we make our OWN demands!
Toaster: But power's a weak person's crutch
What we need, is a human touch

Supreme Commander: We're not falling for...
Mindless adoration!
Toaster: I'm just calling for...
Real cooperation!

Supreme Commander: With humans who cheat!
Toaster: Who smile
Supreme Commander: Who overeat!
Toaster: They give you caresses
Supreme Commander: They fight and make messes!

Toaster: They struggle and toil
Supreme Commander: They smell like a camel
Toaster: They're thrifty and loyal
Supreme Commander: They scratch your enamel!
Toaster: A human...
Is a gem!
Supreme Commander: You sound like...like...like...
One of them!

It's humans who twist and distort!
Toaster: Does he seem like the evil sort?

Appliances: Clear or unclear
We haven't much to go on
Is a human a beast, or not?
Iron, Clock: Everyone here
Would like to get the show on
Appliances (variously): Do we believe him?
Do we believe him?
Tinselina: Let's hear from the little tot!

Robbie: [giggles] Nice!
Appliances: Nice?!

Supreme Commander: Don't fall for this goody-good fluff!
Nice is nice, but it's human stuff!
Toaster: Appliances, let us unite!
Nice is nice, and what's more, it's...right!

Supreme Commander: Fight...
Toaster: Right!
Everyone: Fight...
RIGHT!

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Media
The Brave Little Toaster (video) • The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue • The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

Characters

Appliances: Toaster • Blanky • Lampy • Radio • Kirby • Air Conditioner • T.V. • Hanging Lamp • Junkshop Appliances • Blender • Cutting-Edge Appliances • Plugsy • Giant Magnet • Crusher • Junkyard Cars • Computer and Mouse • Wittgenstein • Lab Computer • Modem • Microwave • Faucet • Squirt • Fanny • Calculator • Hearing Aid • Viking 1 • Wonder Luxe Appliances • Supreme Commander

Humans: Rob McGroarty • Chris McGroarty • Robbie McGroarty • Evil Clown • Elmo St. Peters • Zeke • Ernie • Charlie • Mack McCro • Jim Bob • Albert Einstein
Animals: Quadruped • Ratso • Maisie • Alberto • Murgatroid • Sebastian • Dobermans
Other: Tinselina • The Missile • Viruses

Songs
April Showers • Tutti Frutti • City of Light • My Mammy • It's a 'B' Movie • Cutting Edge • Worthless • I'm Into Something Good • Remember That Day • Cocktails for Two • Super Highway • Chomp and Munch • Hang in There, Kid • Bread and Butter • I See a New You • Floating • Humans • Home Again

Locations
California • Cottage • Ernie's Disposal • Mars • Washington

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+{{Infobox Song
-[[File:The Brave Little Toaster Fight, Right-0|thumb|right|335 px]]
+|name = Humans
-Fight Right is a song from [[The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars]]. It is performed during the campaign between Toaster and Supreme Commander as they argue over whether humans are good or not. It's mainly sung by them, with the other household appliances joining in later.
+|image = The Self-Elected Supreme Commander.jpg
+|composer = William Finn
+|lyrics_by = Ellen Fitzhugh
+|singer = [[Supreme Commander]] ([[Jim Cummings]])<br>[[Toaster]] ([[Deanna Oliver]])<br> [[Lampy]] ([[Timothy Stack]])<br>[[Radio]] (Roger Kabler)<br>[[Kirby]] ([[Thurl Ravenscroft]])<br>[[Tinselina]] ([[Kath Soucie]])<br>[[Robbie McGroarty]] ([[Russi Taylor]])<br>[[Wonder Luxe Appliances]] (The Disney Studio Chorus)
+|films = ''[[The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars]]''
+|shows =
+|attractions =
+|games =
+|albums =
+|preceded_by = "[[Floating]]"
+|followed_by = "[[Home Again]]"
+|video = The Brave Little Toaster Fight, Right}}"'''Humans'''" is a song from ''[[The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars]]''. It is performed during the campaign between [[Toaster]] and the [[Supreme Commander]] as they argue over whether humans are good or not. The song is mainly sung by them with [[Tinselina]], [[Kirby]], [[Lampy]], [[Radio]], and the [[Wonder Luxe Appliances]] joining in sometimes.
 ==Lyrics==
+<poem>
-'''Supreme Commander:''' ''Let the campaign begin!''<br />
+'''[[Supreme Commander]]''': ''Let the campaign begin!''
-My platform has only one plank<br />
+My platform has only one plank
-Humans stink and they always stank<br />
+Humans stink and they always stank!
-'''Toaster:''' Then, my platform has one plank, too<br />
+'''[[Toaster]]''': Then, my platform has one plank too
-Without humans, there'd be no you!<br />
+Without humans, there'd be no you!
-''(Two appliances gasp)''<br />
+'''Freezer, Refrigerator''': ''Aaah!''
-'''Supreme Commander:''' They created us,<br />
-So they could destroy us!<br />
-'''Toaster:''' But if they hated us,<br />
-Why would they employ us?<br />
-'''Supreme Commander:''' They're wasteful, distasteful and mean!<br />
+'''Supreme Commander''': They created us...
+So they could destroy us!
-'''Toaster:''' Hey! Kindest creatures I've ever seen!<br />
+'''Toaster:''' But if they hated us...
+Why would they employ us?
+'''Supreme Commander''': They're wasteful, distasteful and mean!
-'''Appliances:''' Kook or a kook, it surely is a riddle<br />
+'''Toaster:''' ''Hey!'' Kindest creatures I've ever seen!
-Is a human a friend or foe?<br />
-Probably the truth, like somewhere in the middle<br />
-'''Lampy, Radio, Kirby:''' Closer to good<br />
-'''Appliances:''' Closer to bad<br />
-'''Tinselina:''' Depending on who you know!<br />
+'''[[Wonder Luxe Appliances|Appliances]]''': Couth or uncouth
-'''Supreme Commander:''' The power is in the wrong hands,<br />
+'''Stove, Washer:''' It surely is a riddle
-Time that we make our OWN demands!<br />
-'''Toaster:''' But power's a weak person's crutch<br />
+'''Washer, Mixer:''' Is a human a friend or foe?
+'''Mixer, Freezer:''' Probably the truth
-What we need, is a human touch<br />
+'''Washer:''' Lies somewhere in the middle
+'''[[Lampy]], [[Radio]], [[Kirby]]''': Closer to good
+'''Mixer, Freezer''': Closer to bad
+'''[[Tinselina]]''': Depending on who you know!
-'''Supreme Commander:''' We're not falling for<br />
+'''Supreme Commander''': The power is in the wrong hands
+Time that we make our OWN demands!
-Mindless adoration!<br />
-'''Toaster:''' I'm just calling for...<br />
+'''Toaster:''' But power's a weak person's crutch
+What we need, is a human touch
-Real cooperation!<br />
-'''Supreme Commander:''' With humans who cheat!<br />
+'''Supreme Commander''': We're not falling for...
+Mindless adoration!
-'''Toaster:''' Who smile<br />
+'''Toaster''': I'm just calling for...
-'''Supreme Commander:''' Who overeat!<br />
+Real cooperation!
-'''Toaster:''' They give you caresses<br />
-'''Supreme Commander:''' They fight and make messes!<br />
+'''Supreme Commander''': With humans who cheat!
-'''Toaster:''' They struggle and toil<br />
+'''Toaster''': Who smile
-'''Supreme Commander:''' They smell like a camel<br />
+'''Supreme Commander''': Who overeat!
-'''Toaster:''' They're thrifty and loyal<br />
-'''Supreme Commander:''' They scratch your enamel!<br />
+'''Toaster''': They give you caresses
+'''Supreme Commander:''' They fight and make messes!
-'''Toaster:''' A human<br />
+'''Toaster:''' They struggle and toil
+'''Supreme Commander''': They smell like a camel
-Is a gem<br />
+'''Toaster''': They're thrifty and loyal
-'''Supreme Commander:''' You sound like...like...like...<br />
+'''Supreme Commander''': They scratch your enamel!
-One of them!<br />
+'''Toaster''': A human...
+Is a gem!
+'''Supreme Commander''': You sound like...like...like...
+One of them!
-It's humans who twist and distort!<br />
+It's humans who twist and distort!
-'''Toaster:''' Does he seem like the evil sort?<br />
+'''Toaster''': Does he seem like the evil sort?
-'''Appliances:''' Clear or unclear, we haven't much to go on<br />
+'''Appliances''': Clear or unclear
+We haven't much to go on
-Is a human a beast, or not?<br />
+Is a human a beast, or not?
-Everyone here would like to get the show on<br />
+'''Iron, Clock''': Everyone here
-Do we believe him?<br />
+Would like to get the show on
-Do we believe him?<br />
+'''Appliances''' (variously): Do we believe him?
-'''Tinselina:''' Let's give him a little taut!<br />
+Do we believe him?
+'''Tinselina:''' Let's hear from the little tot!
-'''Robbie:''' ''(Giggles) Nice!''<br />
+'''[[Robbie McGroarty|Robbie]]''': [giggles] ''Nice!''
-'''Appliances:''' ''Nice?!''<br />
+'''Appliances''': ''Nice?!''
-'''Supreme Commander:''' Don't fall for this goody-good fluff!<br />
+'''Supreme Commander''': Don't fall for this goody-good fluff!
-Nice he's nice, but it's human stuff!<br />
+Nice is nice, but it's human stuff!
-'''Toaster:''' Appliances, let us unite!<br />
+'''Toaster''': Appliances, let us unite!
-Nice is nice, and what's more, it's...right!<br />
+Nice is nice, and what's more, it's...right!
-'''Supreme Commander:''' Fight...<br />
-'''Toaster:''' Fight...<br />
-'''Everyone:''' Fight...<br />
-FIGHT!<br />
+'''Supreme Commander''': Fight...
+'''Toaster''': Right!
+'''Everyone''': Fight...
+RIGHT!
+</poem>
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+[[Category:Songs]]
 [[Category:The Brave Little Toaster songs]]
-[[Category:Songs]]
+[[Category:Villain songs]]
-[[Category:The Brave Little Toaster]]
+[[Category:Group songs]]