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|composer = William Finn |
|composer = William Finn |
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|lyrics_by = Ellen Fitzhugh |
|lyrics_by = Ellen Fitzhugh |
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− | |singer = [[Supreme Commander]] ([[Jim Cummings]])<br>[[Toaster]] ([[Deanna Oliver]])<br> [[Lampy]] ([[Timothy Stack]])<br>[[Radio]] ( |
+ | |singer = [[Supreme Commander]] ([[Jim Cummings]])<br>[[Toaster]] ([[Deanna Oliver]])<br> [[Lampy]] ([[Timothy Stack]])<br>[[Radio]] (Roger Kabler)<br>[[Kirby]] ([[Thurl Ravenscroft]])<br>[[Tinselina]] ([[Kath Soucie]])<br>[[Robbie McGroarty]] ([[Russi Taylor]])<br>[[Wonder Luxe Appliances]] (The Disney Studio Chorus) |
|films = ''[[The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars]]'' |
|films = ''[[The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars]]'' |
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<poem> |
<poem> |
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'''[[Supreme Commander]]''': ''Let the campaign begin!'' |
'''[[Supreme Commander]]''': ''Let the campaign begin!'' |
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My platform has only one plank |
My platform has only one plank |
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Humans stink and they always stank! |
Humans stink and they always stank! |
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'''[[Toaster]]''': Then, my platform has one plank too |
'''[[Toaster]]''': Then, my platform has one plank too |
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Without humans, there'd be no you! |
Without humans, there'd be no you! |
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'''Supreme Commander''': They created us... |
'''Supreme Commander''': They created us... |
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So they could destroy us! |
So they could destroy us! |
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'''Toaster:''' But if they hated us... |
'''Toaster:''' But if they hated us... |
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Why would they employ us? |
Why would they employ us? |
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'''Mixer, Freezer:''' Probably the truth |
'''Mixer, Freezer:''' Probably the truth |
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'''Washer:''' Lies somewhere in the middle |
'''Washer:''' Lies somewhere in the middle |
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'''[[Lampy]], [[Radio]], [[Kirby]]''': Closer to good |
'''[[Lampy]], [[Radio]], [[Kirby]]''': Closer to good |
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'''Mixer, Freezer''': Closer to bad |
'''Mixer, Freezer''': Closer to bad |
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'''[[Tinselina]]''': Depending on who you know! |
'''[[Tinselina]]''': Depending on who you know! |
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'''Supreme Commander''': The power is in the wrong hands |
'''Supreme Commander''': The power is in the wrong hands |
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Time that we make our OWN demands! |
Time that we make our OWN demands! |
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'''Toaster:''' But power's a weak person's crutch |
'''Toaster:''' But power's a weak person's crutch |
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What we need, is a human touch |
What we need, is a human touch |
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'''Supreme Commander''': We're not falling for... |
'''Supreme Commander''': We're not falling for... |
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Mindless adoration! |
Mindless adoration! |
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'''Toaster''': I'm just calling for... |
'''Toaster''': I'm just calling for... |
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Real cooperation! |
Real cooperation! |
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'''Supreme Commander''': With humans who cheat! |
'''Supreme Commander''': With humans who cheat! |
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'''Toaster''': Who smile |
'''Toaster''': Who smile |
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'''Supreme Commander''': Who overeat! |
'''Supreme Commander''': Who overeat! |
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'''Toaster''': They give you caresses |
'''Toaster''': They give you caresses |
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'''Supreme Commander:''' They fight and make messes! |
'''Supreme Commander:''' They fight and make messes! |
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'''Toaster:''' They struggle and toil |
'''Toaster:''' They struggle and toil |
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'''Supreme Commander''': They smell like a camel |
'''Supreme Commander''': They smell like a camel |
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'''Toaster''': They're thrifty and loyal |
'''Toaster''': They're thrifty and loyal |
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'''Supreme Commander''': They scratch your enamel! |
'''Supreme Commander''': They scratch your enamel! |
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'''Toaster''': A human... |
'''Toaster''': A human... |
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Is a gem! |
Is a gem! |
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'''Supreme Commander''': You sound like...like...like... |
'''Supreme Commander''': You sound like...like...like... |
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One of them! |
One of them! |
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It's humans who twist and distort! |
It's humans who twist and distort! |
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'''Toaster''': Does he seem like the evil sort? |
'''Toaster''': Does he seem like the evil sort? |
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We haven't much to go on |
We haven't much to go on |
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Is a human a beast, or not? |
Is a human a beast, or not? |
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'''Iron, Clock''': Everyone here |
'''Iron, Clock''': Everyone here |
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Would like to get the show on |
Would like to get the show on |
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+ | '''Appliances''' (variously): Do we believe him? |
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− | + | Do we believe him? |
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'''[[Robbie McGroarty|Robbie]]''': [giggles] ''Nice!'' |
'''[[Robbie McGroarty|Robbie]]''': [giggles] ''Nice!'' |
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'''Appliances''': ''Nice?!'' |
'''Appliances''': ''Nice?!'' |
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'''Supreme Commander''': Don't fall for this goody-good fluff! |
'''Supreme Commander''': Don't fall for this goody-good fluff! |
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Nice is nice, but it's human stuff! |
Nice is nice, but it's human stuff! |
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'''Toaster''': Appliances, let us unite! |
'''Toaster''': Appliances, let us unite! |
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Nice is nice, and what's more, it's...right! |
Nice is nice, and what's more, it's...right! |
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'''Supreme Commander''': Fight... |
'''Supreme Commander''': Fight... |
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'''Toaster''': Right! |
'''Toaster''': Right! |
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'''Everyone''': Fight... |
'''Everyone''': Fight... |
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RIGHT! |
RIGHT! |
Revision as of 20:14, 26 January 2020
"Humans" is a song from The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars. It is performed during the campaign between Toaster and the Supreme Commander as they argue over whether humans are good or not. The song is mainly sung by them with Tinselina, Kirby, Lampy, Radio, and the Wonder Luxe Appliances joining in sometimes.
Lyrics
Supreme Commander: Let the campaign begin!
My platform has only one plank
Humans stink and they always stank!
Toaster: Then, my platform has one plank too
Without humans, there'd be no you!
Freezer, Refrigerator: Aaah!
Supreme Commander: They created us...
So they could destroy us!
Toaster: But if they hated us...
Why would they employ us?
Supreme Commander: They're wasteful, distasteful and mean!
Toaster: Hey! Kindest creatures I've ever seen!
Appliances: Couth or uncouth
Stove, Washer: It surely is a riddle
Washer, Mixer: Is a human a friend or foe?
Mixer, Freezer: Probably the truth
Washer: Lies somewhere in the middle
Lampy, Radio, Kirby: Closer to good
Mixer, Freezer: Closer to bad
Tinselina: Depending on who you know!
Supreme Commander: The power is in the wrong hands
Time that we make our OWN demands!
Toaster: But power's a weak person's crutch
What we need, is a human touch
Supreme Commander: We're not falling for...
Mindless adoration!
Toaster: I'm just calling for...
Real cooperation!
Supreme Commander: With humans who cheat!
Toaster: Who smile
Supreme Commander: Who overeat!
Toaster: They give you caresses
Supreme Commander: They fight and make messes!
Toaster: They struggle and toil
Supreme Commander: They smell like a camel
Toaster: They're thrifty and loyal
Supreme Commander: They scratch your enamel!
Toaster: A human...
Is a gem!
Supreme Commander: You sound like...like...like...
One of them!
It's humans who twist and distort!
Toaster: Does he seem like the evil sort?
Appliances: Clear or unclear
We haven't much to go on
Is a human a beast, or not?
Iron, Clock: Everyone here
Would like to get the show on
Appliances (variously): Do we believe him?
Do we believe him?
Tinselina: Let's hear from the little tot!
Robbie: [giggles] Nice!
Appliances: Nice?!
Supreme Commander: Don't fall for this goody-good fluff!
Nice is nice, but it's human stuff!
Toaster: Appliances, let us unite!
Nice is nice, and what's more, it's...right!
Supreme Commander: Fight...
Toaster: Right!
Everyone: Fight...
RIGHT!