I'll Give You One Guess - Hook's Song is a deleted song written for the 2002 theatrical Disney sequel, Return to Never Land. The song was supposed to play in the scene where Peter Pan and the Lost Boys are captured and Captain Hook sings and brags about himself and the pirates sing how great he is before they send Peter on the plank, but the song was cut for unknown reasons, maybe because it delayed the climax as well as Jane's arrival to the scene.
Lyrics[]
Pirates: He's like a piñata!
We've got you now, Peter Pan!
Captain Hook: Who's got him now?
Who is elegant, sophisticated and coiffed?
Who's genteel, distinguished and the boss?
I'll give you one guess
Pirates: Who?
Captain Hook: Hook!
Smee: I'll give you one guess
Pirates: Who?
Captain Hook: Hook!
I'll give you one guess
Pirates: Who?
Captain Hook: Hook! That's me, that's me!
Who is dashing and quietly refined?
Who? I'll give you one hint it is I
Smee: I'll give you one guess
Pirates: Who?
Captain Hook: Hook!
I'll give you one guess
Pirates: Who?
Captain Hook: Hook!
Smee: I'll give you one guess
Pirates: Who?
Captain Hook: Hook! That's me, that's me!
Pirate 1: I was just a kid when the Captain took me in
And he showed me the life of a sailor
Pirate 2: How were we to know that the pesky Peter Pan
Would evade the Captain for so long?
Pirate 3: Our mission is complete and revenge is so sweet
Now we're sailing out to rob and plunder
Pirates: It's a pirate's life for me, we can sail the seven seas
Oh, hail, Captain Hook, 'cause we never have to chase the kid again!
Captain Hook: Who is elegant, sophisticated and coiffed?
Who's genteel, distinguished and the boss?
I'll give you one guess
Pirates: Who?
Captain Hook: Hook!
Smee: I'll give you one guess
Pirates: Who?
Captain Hook: Hook!
I'll give you one guess
Pirates: Who?
Captain Hook: Hook! That's me, that's me!
Pirates: Hook, Hook!
Captain Hook: Any last words, boy?