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I'll Give You One Guess - Hook's Song

I'll Give You One Guess - Hook's Song is a deleted song written for the 2002 theatrical Disney sequel, Return to Never Land. The song was supposed to play in the scene where Peter Pan and the Lost Boys are captured and Captain Hook sings and brags about himself and the pirates sing how great he is before they send Peter on the plank. But the song was cut.

Lyrics

Pirates: He's like a piñata!

We've got you now, Peter Pan!

Captain Hook: Who's got him now?

Who is elegant, sophisticated and coiffed?

Who's genteel, distinguished and the boss?

I'll give you one guess

Pirates: Who?

Captain Hook: Hook!

Smee: I'll give you one guess

Pirates: Who?

Captain Hook: Hook!

I'll give you one guess

Pirates: Who?

Captain Hook: Hook! That's me, that's me!

Who is dashing and quietly refined?

Who? I'll give you one hint it is I

Smee: I'll give you one guess

Pirates: Who?

Captain Hook: Hook!

I'll give you one guess

Pirates: Who?

Captain Hook: Hook!

Smee: I'll give you one guess

Pirates: Who?

Captain Hook: Hook! That's me, that's me!

Pirate 1: I was just a kid when the Captain took me in

And he showed the life of a sailor

Pirate 2: How were we to know that the pesky Peter Pan

Would evade the Captain for so long?

Pirate 3: Our mission is complete and revenge is so sweet

Now we're sailing out to rob and plunder

Pirates: It's a pirate's life for me, we can sail the seven seas

Oh, hail, Captain Hook, 'cause we never have to chase the kid again!

Captain Hook: Who is elegant, sophisticated and coiffed?

Who's genteel, distinguished and the boss?

I'll give you one guess

Pirates: Who?

Captain Hook: Hook!

Smee: I'll give you one guess

Pirates: Who?

Captain Hook: Hook!

I'll give you one guess

Pirates: Who?

Captain Hook: Hook! That's me, that's me!

Pirates: Hook, Hook!

Captain Hook: Any last words, boy?


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Peter Pan: The Second Star to the RightYou Can FlyA Pirate's Life (Is a Wonderful Life)Following the LeaderWhat Made the Red Man Red?Your Mother and MineThe Elegant Captain HookNever Smile at a Crocodile

Deleted: The Pirate SongThe Boatswain Song
Return to Never Land: I'll TrySo to Be One of UsI'll Give You One Guess

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See Also
Disney Sing Along Songs: You Can Fly!FairiesDisney FairiesJake and the Never Land Pirates
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