I'm a Mess is a song from the Goldie & Bear episode, "Tess the Giantess". Giant sings this song as he explains how Tess makes him nervous whenever she's near.
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She's such a friendly lady
As sweet as berry pie
I've never met a girl like her before
But I can't seem to concentrate
When I'm with her, I can't think straight
I turn to goo when she walks through the door
(He's a mess)
I'm a mess
(He's a mess)
I'm a mess
And the reason for my freezing up isn't hard to guess
Whenever she gets near me
I just can't think clearly
I'm a giant mess when I'm with Tess
(He's a mess)
I'd love to play her music
I'd sing a little song
And strum it on my harp real soft and sweet
But I start bumbling, I start mumbling
I start fumbling like a fool
I lose my cool the moment that we meet
(Yes, indeed, he's a mess)
Quit saying that!
(He's a mess)
I'm a big old mess
And my heart feels like it's beating out of my chest
(He's a mess)
Oh, I'd love to know her better
But whenever we're together
I confess
(He's a mess)
I'm just a giant mess with Tess