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"I Don't Know But I've Been Told" is a song from the Muppet Babies episode, "Grandpa Camp". The Muppet Babies sing it as they teach Statler and Waldorf how to be grandfathers.

Lyrics

Left, left, left, right, left
Left, left, left, right, left
Summer: I don't know, but I've been told
Kermit: Grandpa's worth his weight in gold
Piggy: Mine gives lots of special treats
Gonzo: Mine likes cheese that smells like feet
Grandpas, grandpas
Grandpas, stinky feet
Marching and singing about grandpas

Statler: I didn't know grandpas did so much marching!
Waldorf: Yeah, I'm more of a sitting around eating snacks kind of grandpa!
(both laugh)

Kermit: My grandpa's a big old frog who sits on a rock singing banjo songs
Gonzo: My grandpa, he plays bassoon and eats dinner at three in the afternoon
Grandpas, grandpas
Grandpas, grandpas
Teaching you how to be grandpas

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Media
Muppet Babies
Characters
Kermit the FrogMiss PiggyFozzie BearGonzoAnimalSummer PenguinMiss NannyStatler and WaldorfRizzo the RatBunsen HoneydewBeakerRowlf the Dog
Episodes
Season One: "Sir Kermit the Brave / Animal Fly Airplane" • "Hatastrophe / Fly South" • "The Great Muppet Sport-A-Thon / You Say Potato, I Say Best Friend" • "Super Fabulous vs. Captain Icecube / Piggy's Time Machine" • "How Kermit Got His Groove / One Small Problem" • "Playground Pirates / The Blanket Fort" • "Summer Penguin, P.I. / You Ought to Be in Pictures" • "Kermit Levels Up / Frogs of a Feather" • "Animal Cleans Up / Best Pals Pizza Parlor Palace" • "The Good, the Bad, and the Froggy / Muppet Rock" • "Upside-Down Day / Tooth and Consequences" • "The Great Gonzo's Desert Grand Prix / Animal Kong" • "Bunsen Knows All / Doctor Fozzie" • "Grandpa Camp / A Backyard Divided" • "Happy Hallowocka! / The Teeth-Chattering Tale of the Haunted Pancakes" • "Kermit's Big Show / The Card Shark" • "A Very Muppet Babies Christmas / Summer's Super Fabulous Holiday Surprise" • "Summer the Great / Planet Gonzo" • "The Best, Best Friend / Counting Kermits" • "Puppy for a Day / No Laughing Matter"
Season Two: "The Froginizer / My Fair Animal" • "Starship Piggy / My Buddy" • "Finders Keepers / Monster Next Door" • "The Great Muppet Cook-Off / Animal and the Egg" • "Tagalong Polliwog / Sparkly Star Switcheroo" • "Mystery on the Muppet Express / Mister Manny" • "The Karate Cub / Don't Over Duet" • "Run Fozzie Run / My Brother Vinny"
Songs
Muppet Babies ThemeStart Up Your ImaginationWhat's So Scary About the Dark?Never Have to Say Goodbye (To the Summer)Get Back in the GameMe and My PotatoSuper FabulousGood Things Come to Those Who WaitYou Can Be a Dancer!Muppet Pirate ShantyThe Rules of the KingdomI'm on the CaseThe Lily Pad BluesWhat This Frog Likes to DoCar WashDirty ZoneSummer's Square DanceHopalong Froggy and the Buckin' BroncoDo You Wanna Rock?You Can Be a StarUpside-Downsy CongaYou're Not AloneFozzie's Tooth Fairy SongI've Been There, BuddyHow to Grow a Rubber Chicken TreeLaughter is the Best-est MedicineI Don't Know But I've Been ToldSuper Spooky HalloweenTry Something NewImproviseA Very Muppet Babies Christmas SongFamilyThere Are Lots of Ways to Be GreatJust Like MeFrogs and DogsToo Much MePuppy Come HomeTo Get You Laughing • Meanzo Fabulous • My Fair Animal • Starship Piggy • My Buddy and Me • Must Be a Monster • Steppity Steppity • Slow Down • Penguin with a Plan • The Muppet Express • Open Your Mind Up (To Something New) • Kick it Up a Notch • Happy Birthday Miss Nanny
See Also
The Muppets
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