"If" is the fifty-second episode of Bonkers.
Bonkers explains to Jitters Toon physics in the form of a parody of "If" by Rudyard Kipling.
- Petal to the Metal - Bonkers has to deliver flowers to Fawn Deer in a matter of time or else he is fired.
- Dogzapoppin' - Bonkers has to give a package to Grumbles, who is crippled in bed, while avoiding his dog.
- Trailmix Bonkers & the Pony Express - Bonkers has to outlaw a criminal.