If We Were Talkin'

If We Were Talkin' is a song from "A Wood Divided," an episode of The Book of Pooh. Rabbit and Tigger had an argument and refused to speak to each other again. Piglet tried to help them resolve their argument, and they sang this song to him. The whole cast joined in at the end of the song.

Lyrics[]

Tigger:
If we were talkin', which we aren't
I'd have nuthin' to say
To a guy who puts toe-mah-toes
In a bouncing Tigger's way
I guess he's never heard before
A bridge is not a grocery store

Rabbit:
If we were talking, which were aren't
Since that nasty somersault
I'd say I'm sorry that our accident
Was totally his fault
And if he asks, here's what I mean
A bridge is not a trampoline

Tigger:
If we were talkin'

Rabbit:
If we were talking

Tigger:
You see how bad it would be

Rabbit:
We'd only disagree

Tigger:
Right

Tigger and Rabbit:
If I were talking to him
And he were talking to me

Piglet: But you didn't mean for this to happen did you?

Rabbit: Of course not. Haven't you been listening to what I haven't been saying?

Tigger: Sheesh.

Rabbit:
If we were talking
I'd say sorry his world record was a bust

Tigger:
And I'd tell Rabbit it's a pity
His toe-mah-toe bit the dust
Yeah, it's a shame

Rabbit:
But not a crime

Tigger:
Dat neither of us could stop in time

Rabbit:
If we were talking

Tigger:
If we were talkin'

Tigger and Rabbit:
If were talking to him
And he were talking to me

Piglet: But if you were talking, couldn't you work this out?

Rabbit: Of course.

Tigger: But we're not talkin.

Rabbit: Exactly. I mean...
If we were talking
I'd tell Tigger t-that I'm sorry for our strife

Tigger:
And I'd tell Rah-Rah I kinda miss his persnickety outlook on life

Pooh:
So many things you both could say

Tigger and Rabbit:
We'll have to wait until the day
We are talking

Others:
We wish you were talking

Tigger:
If we were on speakin' terms

Rabbit:
The way two friends should be

Others:
If he were talking to him
And him was talking to he

Tigger and Rabbit:
If I were talking to you
And you were talking to me

All:
If only they were talking.

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Media

Films: Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree (video) • Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day (video) • Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too (video) • The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (video) • Winnie the Pooh and a Day for Eeyore (video) • Pooh's Great School Bus Adventure • Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (video) • Winnie the Pooh: Seasons of Giving (video) • The Tigger Movie (video) • The Book of Pooh: Stories from the Heart • Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year • Piglet's Big Movie (video) • Winnie the Pooh: Springtime with Roo (video) • Pooh's Heffalump Movie (video) • Pooh's Heffalump Halloween Movie (video) • Super Sleuth Christmas Movie • Tigger & Pooh and a Musical Too • Super Duper Super Sleuths • Winnie the Pooh (video) • Christopher Robin (video)

TV Shows: Welcome to Pooh Corner • The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (video) • The Book of Pooh • My Friends Tigger & Pooh • Playdate with Winnie the Pooh • Me & Winnie the Pooh
Video Games: Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Wood • Winnie the Pooh: The Honey Hunt • Tigger's Honey Hunt • Piglet's Big Game • Winnie the Pooh's Rumbly Tumbly Adventure • Pooh's Party Game: In Search of the Treasure • Kinect: Disneyland Adventures • Kingdom Hearts • Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep • Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories • Kingdom Hearts II • Winnie the Pooh: Adventures of the Hundred Acre Wood • Animated Storybook: Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree • Animated Storybook: Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too • Kingdom Hearts III • Disney Emoji Blitz • Disney Heroes: Battle Mode • Disney POP TOWN
Cancelled: The World According to Winnie the Pooh

Disney Parks

Fantasy Gardens • Garden of Twelve Friends • Hunny Pot Spin • Le Pays des Contes de Fées • PLAY! • Pooh's Hunny Hunt • Pooh's Playful Spot • The Magic of Disney Animation • The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

Entertainment: "A Whole New World" A Magical Disney Songbook • Fantasy Festival • It's Party Time... with Mickey and Friends • Mickey's Magical Music World • Mickey presents: “Happy Anniversary Disneyland Paris” • Once Upon a Mouse • Winnie the Pooh and Friends, too!• Wondrous Journeys
Restaurants: Crystal Palace
Shops: Pooh Corner
Parades: Celebrate A Dream Come True Parade • Disney's Fantillusion • Disney's Magical Moments Parade • Disney's Party Express • Disney Carnivale Parade • Disney Magic on Parade • Disney on Parade: 100 Years of Magic • Disney Stars on Parade • Dreaming Up! • Flights of Fantasy Parade • Happiness is Here Parade • Jubilation! • Mickey's Rainy Day Express • Mickey's Storybook Express • Tokyo Disneyland Electrical Parade: DreamLights
Fireworks: Disneyland Forever • Momentous • Once Upon a Time • Remember... Dreams Come True • Wondrous Journeys
Spring: Disney Color-Fest: A Street Party! • Disney's Easter Wonderland • Disney's Spring Promenade • Hippity Hoppity Springtime • Usatama on the Run!
Summer: Mickey's WaterWorks
Halloween: Happy Hallowishes • Mickey's Boo-to-You Halloween Parade • Mickey's Halloween Celebration
Christmas: A Christmas Fantasy Parade • Disney's White Holiday Parade • La Parade de Noël Disney

Characters

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh: Winnie the Pooh • Christopher Robin • Piglet • Tigger • Eeyore • Rabbit • Kanga • Roo • Owl • Gopher • Bees • Heffalumps • Woozles • Mr. Narrator

Welcome to Pooh Corner: Robert Rabbit
The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh: Mrs. Robin • Birdzilla • Mama Heffalump • Junior Heffalump • Papa Heffalump • Crows • Kessie • Pygmy Piglets • Crud • Smudge • Stan and Heff • Wooster • Bruno • Ted, Pinky & Vacuum Head • Pack Rats • Nasty Jack • Nasty Jack's Gang • Bugs • Jagular • Rabbit's relatives • Long John Cottontail • Dexter • Skippy
Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin: Skullasaurus • Tyrannosaurus Rex
Winnie the Pooh: A Valentine for You: Winifred
Pooh's Heffalump Movie: Lumpy • Mama Heffalump
My Friends Tigger & Pooh: Darby • Buster • Beaver • Woodpecker • Opossum Twins
Pooh's Super Sleuth Christmas Movie: Santa Claus • Holly
Winnie the Pooh: Balloon • The Backson • Rabbit's Friends and Relations
Christopher Robin: Evelyn Robin • Madeline Robin • Giles Winslow Jr. • Cecil Hungerford
Winnie the Pooh for President: Rodney the Rotten Wolf

Episodes
Welcome to Pooh Corner • The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh • The Book of Pooh • My Friends Tigger & Pooh

Locations
Hundred Acre Wood • Pooh's House • Piglet's House • Tigger's House • Rabbit's House • Eeyore's House • Owl's House • Rabbit's Garden • Christopher Robin's Room • Skull Cave • North Pole • Gopher's Tunnels • Heffalump Hollow • The Scary Woods

Objects
Winnie the Pooh doll • Winnie the Pooh storybook • Rock Remover

Songs

Movie Songs

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh: "Winnie the Pooh" • "Up, Down, Touch the Ground" • "Rumbly in My Tumbly" • "Little Black Rain Cloud" • "Mind Over Matter" • "A Rather Blustery Day" • "The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers" • "Heffalumps and Woozles" • "Rain, Rain, Rain Came Down, Down, Down" • "Hip-Hip-Hooray!"
Boo to You Too! Winnie the Pooh: "I Am Not Afraid" • "I Wanna Scare Myself"
Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin: "Forever & Ever" • "Adventure is a Wonderful Thing" • "If It Says So" • "Wherever You Are" • "Everything is Right"
A Winnie the Pooh Thanksgiving: "Hooray, Hooray!" • "Berrily We Roll Along" • "Our Thanksgiving Day" •
Winnie the Pooh: Seasons of Giving: "Seasons of Giving"
The Many Songs of Winnie the Pooh: "It Really Was a Woozle, Yes it Was"
Sing a Song with Pooh Bear: "Kanga Roo Hop" • "Harvest What You Grow" • "My Song"
Winnie the Pooh: A Valentine for You: "Girls are Like Boys" • "When the Love Bug Bites" • "Places in the Heart"
Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year: "Jingle Bells" • "Snow Snows" • "Happy Pooh Year" • "Hunny, No Not For Me" • "Auld Lang Syne"
The Tigger Movie: "Someone Like Me" • "Whoop-de-Dooper Bounce" • "Lull-a-Bee" • "Round My Family Tree" • "How to Be a Tigger" • "Your Heart Will Lead You Home"
Piglet's Big Movie: "If I Wasn't So Small" • "A Mother's Intuition" • "With a Few Good Friends" • "Sing-Ho (For the Life of a Bear)" • "The More It Snows (Tiddely-Pom)" • "The More I Look Inside" • "Comforting to Know"
Springtime With Roo: "We're Huntin' Eggs Today" • "Sniffley Sniff" • "Easter Day With You" • "The Way It Must Be Done"
Pooh's Heffalump Movie: "Little Mr. Roo" • "The Horribly Hazardous Heffalumps" • "The Name Game" • "Shoulder to Shoulder" • "In the Name of the Hundred Acre Wood/What Do You Do?"
Pooh's Heffalump Halloween Movie: "Trick 'R Treating With Our Friends" • "Brave Together"
Winnie the Pooh: "The Tummy Song" • "A Very Important Thing to Do" • "The Winner Song" • "The Backson Song" • "It's Gonna Be Great" • "Everything is Honey" • "Pooh's Finale" • "So Long"
Christopher Robin: "Goodbye, Farewell" • "Busy Doing Nothing" • "Christopher Robin"

Television Songs
Welcome to Pooh Corner: "Welcome to Pooh Corner Theme Song" • "Try a Little Something New" • "The Right Side" • "Yes, I Can" • "You're the Only You" • "I Hum to Myself" • "Please and Thank You" • "Responsible Persons" • "You're the One and Only One" • "Welcome to Pooh Corner Ending Theme"
The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh: "Pooh Bear" • "'Cause It's Make Believe" • "The Floating Song" • "Nothing's Too Good for a Friend" • "Under the Bed" • "I Don't Have A Name" • "King of the Beasties" • "The End" • "Pirates is What We'll Be" • "Tigger the Private Ear is Here"
The Book of Pooh: "Everyone Knows He's Winnie the Pooh" • "Goodbye for Now" • "Your Best Wishes" • "On the Double" • "Who is Me" • "Think, Think, Think" • "A Day in the Life of a Pooh" • "What Piglets Are" • "I Watch for Signs" • "We're Making a Cake" • "If I Could Be Big" • "Isn't That Funny?" • "Everyone Wants a Valentine" • "That's What We Do" • "Keep it Simple" • "Have You Got a Book For Me?" • "Give It a Try" • "On Your Way Back Home" • "The Birdbird Song" • "Nightmare Wranglers" • "Carry On" • "What's Your Name, River" • "Where Do Words Go?" • "Under a Spelling Bee's Spell" • "Adventure" • "Stripey McSnarl Always Gets His Man" • "Mental Altitude" • "I Want to Know Everything Now" • "Happy Tailiversary" • "Get Growin'" • "Tigger's Lullaby" • "Perfect Party" • "If We Were Talkin'" • "Someone New to Meet" • "My Hero" • "Broken Friendships" • "Do the Roo" • "Call Me Buck-a-Roo" • "At Chez Piglet" • "Nothing Ever Happens" • "Too Much Honey" • "Lost in a Book"
My Friends Tigger and Pooh: "My Friends Tigger & Pooh Theme" • "A Few Simple Rules" • "Bouncin'" • "The Grass is Greenier" • "The Password Song" • "Underneath the Same Sky" • "One Big Happy Family" • "Think, Think, Think" • "The Question Song" • "Floating in a Cloud" • "Different Can Be Good" • "The Little Things You Do" • "There's a Party" • "No More Fun In the Snow" • "Butterflies" • "What Makes a Pony a Pony" • "When We Work Together" • "Christmas Comes Tomorrow" • "Time to Go (On a Trek Through the Snow)" • "Snowman Song"
Playdate with Winnie the Pooh: "Playdate with Winnie the Pooh " • "Try a Tricycle" • "Get Your Bounces Out" • "Something Wonderful" • "Nothing Is Something" • "Hide and Seek" • "Brand New Colors" • "Friendship Helps Us Fly" • "Don't Give Up" • "Side to Side" • "Waiting for Fun" • "You're My Best Friend" • "Brand New Game" • "You Might Like It" • "Think, Think" • "Story Song" • "The Hundred Acre Hop" • "Best Sleepover Ever" • "Good Goodbye" • "Lemonade" • "You're Special"
Miscellaneous: "Luv-a-bye" • "Playtime Song" • "Learning Song" • "Friendship Song" • "Snug as a Bear Can Be" • "The Scrapbook Song" • "Pooh for President"

See Also
Winnie the Pooh Discovers the Seasons • Too Smart for Strangers • The Disney Afternoon • The Many Songs of Winnie the Pooh • Sing a Song with Pooh Bear • Sing a Song with Tigger • Whoopty-Dooper-Loopty-Looper-Alley-Ooper bounce • "Into the Hundred Acre Wood!" • Broadway musical • Tales of Friendship with Winnie the Pooh

If We Were Talkin'

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