Rabbit: You drive a hare to wit's end!
I don't think that you comprehend!
With your bouncing, and bumping, and jumping, and thumping
You're pushing me off the deep end!
I want some peace and some quiet
But you're practically causing a riot
There's rules of decorum, but you just ignore 'em
I must make you understand
That it's preposterous to begin with
How impossible you are to live with
The daily rigors of Rabbits and Tiggers
Are different as night and day
I think your head must be made of granite
You're the worst roommate on the planet
You deserve a plaque, just accept the fact
You're impossible to live with!
Tigger: Is that so, Mr. Expert-on-all-things-havin'-to-do-with-everybody else?
I simply have to protest
I'm the host and you are the guest
Your constant complainin' is not entertainin'
In fact, you're somewhat of a pest
Your fussiness is extreme
You've dis-ruptured my nightly routine
My home is my castle, I don't need the hassle
You're altogether too stressed
Rabbit: Me, stressed?
Tigger: Yes, it's preposterous to begin with
How impossible you are to live with
The personal habits of Tiggers and Rabbits
Are different as night and day
And have you ever thought to consider
That you're one persnickety critter?
So you gotta relax, and accept the facts
You're impossible to live with
Rabbit: Well, I... I... never thought. I mean, I suppose I do like things my way. Have I been ungrateful, Tigger?
Tigger: Well, maybe a little, but that's okay. I know my laughin' exercises can be a little disruptificatin'. Sorry, Ra-Ra.
Both: It seems preposterous to begin with
How impossible we are to live with
When Tiggers and Rabbits try to co-habit
Their tempers get carried away
Rabbit: But when we work together as friends
Tigger: We can argue, and then make amends
Both: Though we disagree, we can plainly see
We're not impossible to live with
