It's Gonna Get Weird

It's Gonna Get Weird
General information
Shows	Gravity Falls
Composer	Neil Cicierega
Lyrics	Neil Cicierega
Performers	Alex Hirsch (Bill Cipher)

"It's Gonna Get Weird" is a deleted song written for the Gravity Falls episode "Weirdmageddon Part 1". The song was cut due to time constraints. It was written by Neil Cicierega, and the demo was released on his Tumblr page on April 17, 2016. It was intended to be sung by Bill as he unleashes Weirdmageddon

Lyrics

Bill Cipher: Today’s just so wonderful, I feel like chuckling 
Ha ha ha 

I feel all fuzzy inside like a duckling; full of tarantulas 
And now that I’m here, tonight, it’s gonna get weird! 

Ah-ha-ha-ha! 

Look at these creatures, not enough features 
Cats should breath fire, bears should sing choir! 
*Choir singing* 
(Very nice) 

Look at this tower under my power 
Look at these people, puny and feeble! 

(Ooooooo hoooo!) 

Look, I’m just a triangle trying to save you 
From the delusions society gave you  

Gravity’s a lie and so is the sky 
Trust in the all-seeing, all-knowing eye! 

Look at this money–who’s that, honey? 
Look throughout history, how could you miss me? 

(Seriously, I’m all over the place) 

Look at this weather, I could do better 
Mandelbrot rainbows, screaming tornadoes! 

Look at this loser, drinking coffee 
*Sips* 
…Now it’s decaf! 
*Spits* 

(Mwahahahaha!)

Look at these people, calling me evil 
Right back at you, now you’re all statues! 

Now everything you know has disappeared 
It’s gonna get weird...

References

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Media Gravity Falls (soundtrack) • Disney Super Speedway • Mystery Shack Attack • Rumble's Revenge • Disney Infinity: 2.0 Edition • Legend of the Gnome Gemulets • Lost Legends Characters Dipper Pines • Mabel Pines • Grunkle Stan • Ford Pines • Soos Ramirez • Wendy Corduroy • Waddles • Bill Cipher • Sheriff Blubs • Deputy Durland • Manly Dan • Old Man McGucket • Tate McGucket • Gideon Gleeful • Robbie Valentino • Candy Chiu • Grenda • Pacifica Northwest • Preston Northwest • Priscilla Northwest • Ergman Bratsman • Blendin Blandin • Bud Gleeful • Lazy Susan • Mr. Poolcheck • Paper Jam Dipper • Rumble McSkirmish • Summerween Trickster • Toby Determined • Shandra Jimenez • Tyrone • Tyler Cutebiker • Dipper Clones • Tambry • Melody • Mayor Befufftlefumpter • Thompson • Nate • Lee • Gabe Bensen • Gnomes • Gompers • Lilliputtians • Sergei • Pa and Ma Duskerton • Manotaurs • Gobblewonker • Xyler and Craz • Wax figures • Multi-Bear • Quentin Trembley • Cheekums • Mermando • Aoshima • Pterodactyl • Abuelita • Mrs. Gleeful • The Undead • Shape Shifter • Agent Powers • Agent Trigger • .GIFfany • Sprott • Lolph and Dundgren • Time Baby • Greg and Janice Valentino • Love God • Marius von Fundshauser • Ghost of Northwest Manor • Blind Ivan • Justin Kerprank • Probabilitor the Annoying • Celestabellebethabelle • Darlene • Unnamed old woman in pink • Unnamed old woman in purple Episodes Season One: Tourist Trapped • The Legend of the Gobblewonker • Headhunters • The Hand That Rocks the Mabel • The Inconveniencing • Dipper vs. Manliness • Double Dipper • Irrational Treasure • The Time Traveler's Pig • Fight Fighters • Little Dipper • Summerween • Boss Mabel • Bottomless Pit! • The Deep End • Carpet Diem • Boyz Crazy • Land Before Swine • Dreamscaperers/Gideon Rises Season Two: Scary-oke • Into the Bunker • The Golf War • Sock Opera • Soos and the Real Girl • Little Gift Shop of Horrors • Society of the Blind Eye • Blendin's Game • The Love God • Northwest Mansion Mystery • Not What He Seems • A Tale of Two Stans • Dungeons, Dungeons, & More Dungeons • The Stanchurian Candidate • The Last Mabelcorn • Roadside Attraction • Dipper and Mabel vs. the Future • Weirdmageddon Locations The Mystery Shack • Tent of Telepathy • Underground laboratory • Gravity Falls • Gravity Falls Forest • Northwest Manor • Lake Gravity Falls • Gravity Falls Pool • Gravity Falls Cemetery • Dusk 2 Dawn • Summerween Superstore • Scuttlebutt Island • Mystery Mountain • Fearamid Objects Journal 1 • Journal 2 • Journal 3 • Smile Dip • Pitt Cola • Height-altering crystals • Crystal Flashlight • Cloning Copy Machine • Cackling Skulls • Jack O' Melons • Soos' pick-up truck • Wax Stan • Stanmobile • Electron Carpet • Tape Measure Time Machine • Memory Gun • Mystic Amulet • Universe Portal • Grappling hook • The Author's Laptop • Nathaniel Northwest's Statue • Infinity-sided Dice • Time Cuffs • Shacktron Songs Gravity Falls Title Theme • Disco Girl • Li'l Ol' Me • The Lamby Lamby Dance • Homework's Wack • Mabel's the Boss Now • Stan Wrong Song • Don't Start Un-Believing • Training Mix • Mabel Girl • Taking Over Midnight • We'll Meet Again • It's Gonna Get Weird