- Not to be confused with the episode B-Movie from Cars on the Road.
"It's a 'B' Movie (Show)" is a song from The Brave Little Toaster. It is sung by Toaster, his gang, Hanging Lamp, and the Junkshop Appliances in the Parts Shop, excluding the Mish-mash but including Victrola and the Reel-to-reel playing the song, where each and every character makes their own protest as an answer to Lampy's question about how to escape.
Lyrics[]
Appliances: Watch yourself
Don't fall off of the shelf
Reel-to-reel: You must be the new boys in town
Lampy: What's that sound?
Is someone moving 'round?
Hanging Lamp: Sit down for a spell
You don't look so well
Coffeepot: Wait a minute!
I feel great!
You just leave yourself to fate
You might as well just hang around
Recorder, Fan: It's too late
We've got to operate
Hanging Lamp: Just try to relax
It's a house of wax!
Fan, Old Lamp, Popper: Oh
I remember Frankenstein
Shivers up my spine
Fan, Old Lamp: Whoa-oh
Kirby: I'm for getting out of here
Fan, Old Lamp, Popper: No need to shout, my dear
Fan, Old Lamp: No-oh
Recorder: Who will go
To the cellar down below?
Range: Trouble is a-bubblin' in the brew
Fan, Old Lamp, Waffle Iron, Sharpener: And while you're down there, Mr.
Vincent Price
Will give you good advice
Hanging Lamp: He'll know what to do
You just tell him "Boo!"
Range: He will put the voodoo
In the stew I'm telling you!
Appliances: It's like a movie
It's a 'B' movie show
It's like a movie
It's a 'B' movie show
Mish-mash: Hey, hey, look at me!
I mean, really!
Barf, barf, barf!
I'm a can-opener, a lamp and a shaver!
Oh-ho-ho-ho! God!
I'm a mish-mash!
Kirby: This is weird!
Radio: It's much worse than I feared
Lampy: I'll close my eyes and make it disappear
Kirby, Lampy, Radio: This is strange!
Range: It ain't home on the range
Appliances: You just tell St. Pete
That you got cold feet
Kirby, Lampy, Radio, Toaster, Blanky: There goes the sun; here comes the night
Somebody turn on the light
Somebody tell me that fate has been kind
Recorder, Sharpener: You can't go out!
You are out of your mind!
Appliances: It's like a movie
It's a 'B' movie show
It's like a movie
It's a 'B' movie show
[variously] Aaaa-aaaa-aaaa-aaaah... (x3)
Fan: Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!